shahabi 23 Posted October 30, 2010 Saas Bahu se : Aj se Tum mujhe Maa aur Susar ko Papa kaho gi . Bahu : G acha samajh gai. Sham ko uska shohar gher aya. To Bahu Boli : Maa, Bhaiya gher a gaye hain .. :-p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted October 30, 2010 Pathan Dhobi say : Istari k kitne lo gay. Dhobi 15 Rupy. Pathan ny 15 rupy dhobi ko diye aur istri utha k bhag aya.... lolz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted October 30, 2010 1 Sardar ko bar bar i love you k msg a rahy thay.. 2nd Sardar : Aj tujhe b i love you k msg a rahy hain. 1 Sardar : Nahi o yar , Aj galti se BV ka Mobile lay aya hoon... :-p lolz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
urva 3 Posted October 31, 2010 ..very funnyy share... Keep it up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted November 1, 2010 arz kia hai: kon kambakht bardasht karny ko peeta hai "wah" kon kambakht bardasht karny ko peeta hai hum tu is lia peety hain q k cheeta b peeta hai"moutain dew'do the dew" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted November 1, 2010 pathan:oye,hum is kamray my nahi rah sakta.. humko pagal samjha hai kia..?paise itna diya or kamra ye chota sa.. waiter:sir,apka kamra oper hai 'ye tu lift hai'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted November 1, 2010 Gurbat Ki Inteha "School main ek Bacha Chaakoo liye ghoom raha tha. Sir ne poocha: Chaakoo liye kyun ghoom rahe ho? Bacha: GAREEB KA BACHA HUN SIR PISTOL kahan se laun !!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
urva 3 Posted November 2, 2010 Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho? Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay. Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye? Student: Mera aik joota ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted November 2, 2010 sardar army my bharti howa 2 din k bad jung shuro ho gai sardar k helmet pr goli lagi, sardar gun phaink k bhag gaya or bola "aqalmand k lia ishara hi kafi hai" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted November 6, 2010 Aik admi dhoop main khara tha. Aik admi ne kaha o mama tum dhop main kyun khara hay? Pathan: O yara. Hamara kapra paseenay se geela ho gya hay who hum sukha raha hay Lolz…… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted November 6, 2010 Dulha Dulhan se: Tumhari shadi se phele tumhara koi boy friend tha? Dulhan Khamosh……. Dulha chila ke bola: Main is khamoshi ko kia samjho….. Dulhan: Tobah hay mujeh gin to laine do…. Lolz…… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted November 6, 2010 What is the definition of wife? Ans: Jo tok tok kar aap ki saari aadatain badal dale aur phir 2 saal baad kahe: “Ab app phele jaise nahi rahe” :p Lolz….. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted November 6, 2010 Aik pathan Jalebi bech raha tha magar keh raha tha Aaloo lay lo Aaloo lay lo. Aik admi aya aur bola: Par yeh to jalebi hay…. Pathan : Chup ho ja warna makhiya aa jaingi Lolz….. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted November 6, 2010 Sardar ke ghar billi thi, tang a kar usay kahi chor aya. Ghar aya to billi phele se phonchi hoe thi. Sardar dobara kahi door chor aya. Billi phir ghar a gye. Sardar gussay main usay bohot door chornay gya. Wahan se apni biwi ko phone kia: Billi ghar phonchi? Wife: Han Sardar: Us pagal se bol kay mujeh a kar lay jae main rasta bhool gya ho. Lolz…. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted November 6, 2010 Aik admi bakriya chara raha tha. Pathan: Yeh bakria kaha le kar ja rahe ho? Aadmi: Inhay school chorne ja raha ho.. Pathan: Mujeh pagal samjha hay kia? Aj to Sunday hay………….. Lolz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shanirockon 1 Posted November 6, 2010 AH NICEEEEEEEEE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shanirockon 1 Posted November 6, 2010 mention nako baba Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
talha_hamza876 0 Posted November 15, 2010 Wife looks at the mirror and says:' i m fat, horrible and ugly!!Please say something nice about me,, Husband:Your eyesight is good and perfect!!:-D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
talha_hamza876 0 Posted November 23, 2010 (SHORTEST JOKE) Fan 2 Filmstar Meera: "Happy Birthday". Meera: "Same To You"!;-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
