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Finally, I told my parents that I want a Blackberry or An Apple..

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My Mother said: "Ghar mein Mosambi hai, pehle woh kha" :P

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1 pthan ko 2 saal ki training k baad jb jang per bhejnay lagay to pthan ne apnay officer se pucha.

Sir,Jb firing krni hay to bandook ka munh apni tarf krna hay ya dushmin ki tarf.

Officer bola beta tu jider b kr le faida mulk ka hi hay...

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Lady On Phone..

Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u..

U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids..

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Man Stunnd...Omg

R U Riya

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Anu ??

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Pari ??

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Jassi ??

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Lady in confusion

No Sir.. I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son... Lady On Phone..

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Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?

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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain....

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Girl to boy: jub tumhe meri

yaad aati he to tum kya karte

ho.....??

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Boy: me tumhari pasand ki

chocolate kha leta ho.... aur

tum kya krti ho.....???

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Girl: mai bhi 2 gold leaf

pee leti hoon..

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