Asim 0 Posted July 25, 2005 Hai tu agar mera dilbar Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar. Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha, unhon ne phenka hum pe phool, lekin gamla bhi saath tha. Na woh inkaar karti hai Na woh inkaar karti hai Na woh ikraar karti hai Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar Mere dost se pyaar karti hai Mene poochha chand se... Mene poochha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa haseen? Chand ne kaha: Chandni ki kasam... 2,200,599,999 entries found! Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai, Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai, Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai, Kiyun na aey teri yaad? Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai... Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main Aur Laila bethi hai sms free hone ke intazar main Keywords: Funny Urdu Shairi Shayri mazahiya Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kashish* 0 Posted July 26, 2005 :) achhey haiin sab...but yahan keun hai janab...in ko tu smile section main hona chaiye tha naaa... :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loveablepussycat 0 Posted July 26, 2005 asim bhai aur sis woh kya hai na yeh funny poetry yaha bhi chalay gi aakhir asim bhai nay ki hai ar woh poetry section may masay masay hi nazar aatay hain so unho nay yaha hi ker di toh bari hai :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tibu 0 Posted July 26, 2005 LOLZZZZZZZZZ........the chatri one is hilarious!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asim 0 Posted July 27, 2005 :) achhey haiin sab...but yahan keun hai janab...in ko tu smile section main hona chaiye tha naaa... :P 148707[/snapback] thanx Kashish once again for appreciating :) asim bhai aur sis woh kya hai na yeh funny poetry yaha bhi chalay gi aakhir asim bhai nay ki hai ar woh poetry section may masay masay hi nazar aatay hain so unho nay yaha hi ker di toh bari hai :D 148729[/snapback] thanx for appreciation :) ur appreciation keeps me posting more :P LOLZZZZZZZZZ........the chatri one is hilarious!!! 148756[/snapback] thanx, but i liked the Chand one with many enteries :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_ooky 0 Posted July 28, 2005 lolz funny! Asim serious poetry post kerte kerte to aap ne mujhe dara dia!! chalo acha hai.. kuch hat ker post kia warna mai to tension se badhaal ho jati keh yahan Asim serious poetry post ker raha hai aur wahan Bugs larkion ke sections mai larkion ko jewellery ke bare mai bata raha hai.. lolz.. yeh aaj kal logon ko kia ho gaya lolzzzzzzz :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silver 0 Posted July 28, 2005 Unki zulfoon pe pyaar aaya Paas ja kar dekha tu sardar paya TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI. Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge Tere ishq main janam kya se kya haal ho gaya Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath ! Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silver 0 Posted July 28, 2005 Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye Aaakhain taras gaye tumhara khyal aa gaya Ab to chehra dikha do, naya saal aaa gaya Janaza Mera Nikla, Duniya Dekh Ne Nikli Magar Woh Zalim Na Nikli, Jiske Liye Mera Janaza Nikla Teri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya, Dusri Ko Reject Kiya, Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya. Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain, Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain (wah wah wah wahhhhh) People say she is very charming and fine but seems to be a swine, in the eyes of mine she for me was a wonder of days nine but now is an outdated coin she has plundered my pleasure by her every time gibber the word 'WIFE'for me is 'WORRIES INVITED FOR EVER' I am sure that you are taking it as a joke but only the wearer knows where the shoe pinches Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silver 0 Posted July 28, 2005 Computer Shayari Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka ERROR to hatao,janeman apne dil ka PASSWORD to batao! Wo to hum hai jo aap ki chahat ko dil mein rakh ke ghoomte hai,warna aap jaise SOFTWARES to bazaar mein bikte hai! Roz raat ko aap mere sapno mein aati ho,mere pyar ko MOUSE bana ke apni ungaliyoon se nachati ho! Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere dil ko lubhata hai,par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai! Keval aap jaiso ke liye dil ko CUT karte hai,warna baki CASES mein COPY PASTE se kaam karte hai! Aap ka hasna,aap ka chalna,aap ki wo style,aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE! Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar,humare dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER kato yaar! Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found! Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa 'cut' kiya Ke 'paste' karna bhool gaye... Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo... Mere pyaar ke 'icon' pe kabhi to 'double-click' karo... Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning... Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain jaise '0 errors aur 5 warning'... Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face. Par dil ke storage mein there is no more 'disk space'. Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown. Jaane kitne dilon ka ho gaya 'server down'. Jabse meri zindagi mein,aayi hai ik female. Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh kya computer, kya e-mail. Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon. Pyaar se 'debug' karna mein wait kar raha hoon. Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya. Yeh dekho mera connection'time out' ho gaya.. Nazar mein to kai hain Par dil se ek wo only hain... Problem yehi hai ki voh ab 'read only' hain... Tere Pyar ke liye zami-aasma ek kar doonga... Tu naa mili to apni zindagi 'Ctrl+alt+delete' kar doonga... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_ooky 0 Posted July 28, 2005 Silver itni bekar shayree.. ufff.. mera mood sara kharab ker dia!!! :P Aimon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silver 0 Posted July 29, 2005 madame..upar parh lain..swweetbhi aur chocolate bhio...hummmmmmmm...khair as i said above..i didn't wrote all that stuff..i just copy npasted..so..cheez....no hard feelings....kool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tabishami 0 Posted July 30, 2005 main nay pocha chand say dekha hay meray yar sa hassen chand bolla abbay itnay upper say dikhta hay kia? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*~sweet_like_choclate~* 0 Posted July 30, 2005 apney to kuch zeada hi personaly le liya ,par koi baat nahi , is barey barey net me aisi choti choti baatein ho hi jati hein ..............right !? :) madame..upar parh lain..swweetbhi aur chocolate bhio...hummmmmmmm...khair as i said above..i didn't wrote all that stuff..i just copy npasted..so..cheez....no hard feelings....kool 149308[/snapback] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*~sweet_like_choclate~* 0 Posted July 30, 2005 Arz Kiya He ....... Jissey Dil Diya Woh Delhi Challi Gai Jissey Pyar Kiya woh Paris Challi Gai Kambakht Dil Ne Kaha Khudkushi Kar Loon Zalim Bijli ko Haath Lagaya to Bijli Challi Gai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Choudhry 0 Posted July 31, 2005 Yar is ziyada bekar poetry duniya main kaheen mili nahi thi post karnay kay liay GROW UP GUYS GROW UP Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nathan 0 Posted August 2, 2005 poetry is real cool..... lollllz but what is chatri?????? <_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kurios 0 Posted August 5, 2005 are bhai koi meri shaire bhi sun le UN KE BAGH SE GUZRE TU AJAB SA SAMA THA UN KE BAGH SE GUZRE TU AJAB SA SAMA THA UNHOON NE PHOOL JO PHENKA TU GAMLA BHI SATH THA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Choudhry 0 Posted August 5, 2005 Yar majid app kay pass kia sirf aik hi shair hai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tabishami 0 Posted August 9, 2005 g chahta hay yeh kehtay howay tum aao ki haal hay badshao ki haal hay badshao :flower: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kurios 0 Posted August 10, 2005 KAL WOH HUM SE JANAT MAIN TAKRA GAEE KAL WOH HUM SE JANAT MAIN TAKRA GAEE HAMARE MUNH SE DUA NIKLI DUR FITE MUNH TUSI ITHE V AA GAEE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sweetoo 0 Posted August 10, 2005 wahhhh bhai..... kia baat hai..!! wase aap ko poetry k section ma dekh ker herat hotii ha.. :P anywayzz very nice Ur lil sis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kurios 0 Posted August 11, 2005 kyun ji aap ko jerat kyun hoti hai muh poetry k section main dekh ker any solid reason about that????????// Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
