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Some Funny Poetry....

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum

Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

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Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..

us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...

maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain

maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain

Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko

aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....

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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi

socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

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Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki

har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai

sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du

kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

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jawaab teri shayari ka....

denge hum shayari mein....

naam tera likh baithe hain....

apne dil ki diary mein....

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Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,

auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya,

pesh kiya jab ghazaloN mein unki bewafaii ko,

auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya

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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....

Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

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Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam

Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam

ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,

Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.

HAHAHAHAHAHA :D :D :D (it's my fav)

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Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fijul hai

ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fijul hai

royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain

unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain

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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki

tera chehra khila khila

jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya

to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

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Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi

aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi

are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi

jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

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(For Mobile Users)

Arz kiya hai.....

Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai

wah wah! wah wah!

Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai

khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?

ha ha ha ha.....

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Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,

toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,

na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,

aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

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jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye

aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye

hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye

aur unke haath peele ho gaye

:(

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Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,

Unke aane ki aas lagti hai

unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane

Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum

waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum

Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum

Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,

Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.

HAHAHAHAHAHA :D  :D  :D  (it's my fav)

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(For Mobile Users)

Arz kiya hai.....

Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai

wah wah! wah wah!

Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai

khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?

ha ha ha ha.....

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I REALLY LIKE THESE ONE REALLY FUNNY :laughing:

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thankxxx.....

another 1 "

sonay ka guldaan mil jaye tou seeshay ka tod dunga,

green card wali mil jaye tou saamnay wali ko chor dunga....."

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thankxxx.....

another 1 "

sonay ka guldaan mil jaye tou seeshay ka tod dunga,

green card wali mil jaye tou saamnay wali ko chor dunga....."

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:laughing::laughing:

SAMNAY WALI KI BADDUA NA LAY LAYLAINA :P

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aray nahin badowa nahi milen gi.....!!!!

b'coz saamnay wali bhi NRI k paas chali gayiiiiiii :P

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aray nahin badowa nahi milen gi.....!!!!

b'coz saamnay wali bhi NRI k paas chali gayiiiiiii :P

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WHAT'S THIS NRI :angel:

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National Rascal of India :DDD

sorry for bad language...

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:angry2:

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hahahahah sorry 4 that saman.... :) :) :)

actually i wanted 2 explain u

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IN FUTURE IF YOU WANT TO EXPLAIN ME AND THERE

ARE SUCH BAD WORDS THEN DONT USE THEM :) :alien:

BECAUSE IT'S NOT NICE

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hmmm ya u right!!!

it's not good

SORRY>.............

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GOOD :)

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dekhaaaaaa sorry sun k kitna acha lagta hai naa...... laraib......

GOOD keh diya , It's ok nahin kaha jaat kya aap se :)

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dekhaaaaaa sorry sun k kitna acha lagta hai naa...... laraib......

GOOD keh diya , It's ok nahin kaha jaat kya aap se :)

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:blink::blink:

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