ibtisaam 0 Posted December 19, 2005 salam.... thanx laiba... :flower: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laiba Khan 0 Posted December 19, 2005 ur welcome ibtisam laraib ab itna bi nahi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kurios 0 Posted December 21, 2005 hey there are some from my side i think there would be some reptition but never mind just for the sake of fun There were 4 Sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business. They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel. The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer. The Sardars waited and waited but nobody turned up. The story was the same the next day. A week passed but noboby turned up. WHY? Bcos there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed." After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage. The 4 Sardars waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their Garage. They waited for one day, 2 days ,a week but no car came to their garage. WHY? B'cos their garage was on the first floor. After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving. They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers. They drew past Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi. They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi. In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but alas no one hailed their taxi. WHY? B'cos all the four Sardars were sitting in the taxi. All the 4 Sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch. They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldn't move. They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldn't budge. WHY? B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laiba Khan 0 Posted December 22, 2005 :laugh2: majid bahi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kurios 0 Posted December 23, 2005 (edited) thanx laiba :) Edited December 23, 2005 by majid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kool_85 0 Posted December 23, 2005 wah bhai majid kya baat hai bohot khoob :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibtisaam 0 Posted December 24, 2005 salam... thanx....kkkkiran! :flower: good joke majid... kool 85>>>>>aapne meri jokes read nahi ki...? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DUA_ALI 0 Posted December 24, 2005 keya baat hai app ki app ka jokes ka na sir hai na pair .............? just kidding dont mind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibtisaam 0 Posted December 24, 2005 keya baat hai app ki app ka jokes ka na sir hai na pair .............? just kidding dont mind 164867[/snapback] salam... :flower: don't mind....but jokes to aisi hi hoti hai... thanx DUA ALI... :flower: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kurios 0 Posted December 25, 2005 well dua ali bas deekh lain aap ko jokes kesi bhi lage hansi tu aii na :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laiba Khan 0 Posted December 25, 2005 dua jokes ka na sir hota hai na pawoo tabhi tu wo joke kehlata hai :P hai na majid bahi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kurios 0 Posted December 26, 2005 ji bilkul laiba aap ne theek farmaya tu chalte hain apne next caller ki janinb............ oh sorry actually yeh FM ka kamal hai sab u know never mind hota hai kabhi aesa bhi hota hai :) :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibtisaam 0 Posted December 26, 2005 salam.... Laiba,...main bhi ALI ko yahi kehne wali thi..parrrrrr new member hai isss liye... majid>>>>haan majid aisa bhi hota jab...FM sunte hue reply do... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kurios 0 Posted December 26, 2005 array ibtisaam bas ddekh lain kesa kesa hota hai life main ??? :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laiba Khan 0 Posted December 31, 2005 ibti ap ny keh lia main ny keh liya aik hi bat hoi na aur dua sister do not mind it pleaseeeeeeeeeeee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibtisaam 0 Posted January 2, 2006 once sardar was walking on the beach and saw a shark swimming around a man. the man was screaming, help me! help me! Sardar laughed and laughed. U know why? he knew that the shark was never going to help him :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kurios 0 Posted January 2, 2006 ibtisaaam very funny ik main bhi share kerta hoon "once a sardar went to the bakery and asked for the butter, shop keeper gave sadar ji a pack of butter, after recieving butter sardar ji threw it up ward u know why?????? bcoz sardar ji was trying to see butter fly. " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibtisaam 0 Posted January 2, 2006 salam... ha ha ha.... very funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laiba Khan 0 Posted January 2, 2006 IBTI AND MAJID BAHI VERY NICE AB MAIN ZARA HUNS LOOO ....... :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kurios 0 Posted January 4, 2006 bas laiba ara sa hi hansane ka kaha tha but aap ne tu line hi laga di :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laiba Khan 0 Posted January 4, 2006 zara sa hunsana chaha tha per lainy lag ge zara sa rona chaha tha per tab ber gy :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kurios 0 Posted January 6, 2006 oho itna serious ho gaeen :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laiba Khan 0 Posted January 6, 2006 OHH OOO MAIN SOCH RAHI THI APP HUNSAOOO GY :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
