ibtisaam 0 Posted November 26, 2005 sardarji's talent .... A Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says "Hello, how did you know I was here?" A Sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. > >When the foreman asked the Sardar why he kept painting less each day,he replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can." Q: How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? > >A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday. Q: Why do Sardars work seven days a week? > >A: So you don't have to re-train them on Monday. Q: Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? > >A: They always forget the recipe. Q: How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? > >A: He threw it off a cliff. Q: Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? > >A: They think their picture is being taken. Q: Why can't Sardar dial 911? > >A: They can not find the eleven on the phone. Q: "Oh, look at the dead bird." > >A: Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where? Q: Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? > >A: They're there for those who don't drink. Q: Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids? > >A: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home. Q: What will a Sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper ? > >(he already has one and he wants one more..) > >A: He takes a photocopy of the white paper !!! Q: Why did 18 Sardarjis go to a movie? > >A: Because below 18 was not allowed. Q: What do you do when a Sarder throws a hand grenade at you? > >A: Pull the pin and throw it back. Q: What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? > >A: Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth. Q: What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes? > >A: The back of his head. Q: What do you call a Sarder who drinks only beer? > >A: Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!). Q: What do you call a Sarder who has only one drink? > >A: Just-one Singh. Q: Why does Sarder have "TGIF" written on their shoes? > >A: Toes Go In First. Q: How can you tell when Sarder sends you a fax? > >A: It has a stamp on it. Q: Why couldn't the Sardar write the number "eleven"? > >A: He didn't know which "one" (1) came first... Q: Why are Sardar secret agents the best in the world? > >A: Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to. Q: Why did the Sardar signed all his cheques ? > >A: So that no one else could use them if he lost his cheque book? Q: Why did the Sardar asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs? > >A: He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maha23 0 Posted November 26, 2005 :D bechara sardar ji kahin bhi izzat nahi hey so sad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raiha 0 Posted November 26, 2005 oh jeezzzzzzzz that was hilarious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibtisaam 0 Posted November 27, 2005 salam... Maha... lo tumhari baat par ek aur joke yaad aayi... do aadmi aapas mein... pehla...wahaan kitne aadmi the...? doosra...teen aadmi aur ek sardar ji.. (kyun sardara aadmi nahi hai... :) ) Raiha.... yessssss....lot pot hojaayiye... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted November 27, 2005 (edited) kiya baat hai ibtisam aap shairi to shairi jokes main bhi kamal ka stock rakhti hain Edited November 27, 2005 by Kiran Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted November 27, 2005 salam 2 all hmm nice post pata chala k sardar ji aur ibtissam dono hi talented hain ;) Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kurios 0 Posted November 28, 2005 well add it's a funny stuff i like it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibtisaam 0 Posted November 28, 2005 kiya baat hai ibtisam aap shairi to shairi jokes main bhi kamal ka stock rakhti hain 161444[/snapback] Thank u sooooooooo much!! :flower: ....kkkkkkkkkiran. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibtisaam 0 Posted November 28, 2005 salam 2 allhmm nice post pata chala k sardar ji aur ibtissam dono hi talented hain ;) Regards its me AD 161459[/snapback] Salam…. ADD sardarji aapki “small films ticket free†dekhne gaye the….aapke talents dekh kar kafi inspire huee…that’s why kuchh apne bhi bata rahein hain… ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibtisaam 0 Posted November 28, 2005 salam... Majid... thanx alot... :flower: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted November 29, 2005 salam 2 all IBTISSAM hmm magar aap ne achi baat ka bura asar kion le lia ;) Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibtisaam 0 Posted November 29, 2005 Main ne shayad billa mama ko dekha hai… salam ADD Nahi ADD bro…. :( jus wanna say… don’t worry …. sardarji aap se zyada talented nahi hai… ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbow 333 Posted December 6, 2005 VERY NICE IBTISAAM ADD AB BOLAINsardarji aap se zyada talented nahi hai… ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raiha 0 Posted December 8, 2005 Raiha....yessssss....lot pot hojaayiye... nahee coz i haerd sum ppl saying that about pathans baqi samjh jaiye :P ehehehe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibtisaam 0 Posted December 8, 2005 salam... :flower: thanx laraib... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibtisaam 0 Posted December 8, 2005 naheecoz i haerd sum ppl saying that about pathans baqi samjh jaiye :P ehehehe 162536[/snapback] raihaji.... kya...??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibtisaam 0 Posted December 11, 2005 salam.... some more... AjTak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive. > >The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen? > >Sardar: Oh Dont ask about it....All were right as long as all were waitng in the platform for the train .... > >Then came the anouncement that "Sathapthee Express will arrive on Platform number 2"... > >when everyone heard that train is coming in PLATFORM ... > >everyone ran to the rails to save their lives.... > >And the train arrived in the rails !!! > >Aaj tak: Thank god. You thought well and didnt go to the rails.... > >Sardar: Oh no.. I was in the rails for commiting suicide and after the announcement I came to the platform !!! Our Sardar is walking down the street and sees a man jumping up and down on a manhole cover yelling 86, 86, 86. > >He asks the man, Excuse me, but why are you jumping up and down on this manhole cover and yelling '86, 86, 86'? > >The man says, Well, I can't tell you that, but if you really want to know, I can let you go under there and find out. > >He thinks for a moment, then his curiosity gets the better of him, and he says, Okay. > >The man lifts the manhole cover, He steps into the manhole, and the man puts the manhole cover back and starts jumping up and down on it yelling 87, 87, 87... Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. > >A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" > >The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too." There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business.They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. > >They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel. The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer. The sardars waited and waited but nobody turned up. The story was the same the next day. A week passed but noboby turned up. > >WHY ? - Bcos there was a sign at the entrance "Visitors not allowed." > >After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage. The 4 sardars waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their garage. They waited for one day, 2 days ,a week but no car came to their garage. > >WHY ? B'cos their garage was on the first floor. > >After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving. They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers. They drew past Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi. They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi. In desperation they kept on driving all around Mumbai but alas no one hailed their taxi. > >WHY ? B'cos all the four sardars were sitting in the taxi. > >All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch. They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldnt move. They pushed for a whole week but the taxi wouldnt budge. > >WHY ? B'cos two sardarjis were pushing from front and two from behind. Keep Smiling.... :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kurios 0 Posted December 16, 2005 oh my goodness ibtisaam teh "87" walla bohot acha hai very funny... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibtisaam 0 Posted December 17, 2005 salam thanx majid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sweetoo 0 Posted December 17, 2005 very nice Keep it up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibtisaam 0 Posted December 17, 2005 salam.. thanxssss sweeetoo :flower: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laiba Khan 0 Posted December 17, 2005 ibtasam mery peat main dard shuro ho gaya hai huns huns kar acha ya wala par kay battao app log kesa hai 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laiba Khan 0 Posted December 17, 2005 Laraib yar main bore ho rahi ho tum say fight jo nahi hoi ess liya Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbow 333 Posted December 19, 2005 meray ghar aajao laikin aunti tum recognise nahin kar sakain gi wapis janay par.........................lolzzzzzzzzzz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
