ibtisaam 0 Posted January 8, 2006 (edited) Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.??? He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!! Edited January 8, 2006 by ibtisaam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibtisaam 0 Posted January 17, 2006 some more... Sardarji is buying a TV "Do you have colour TVs?" "Sure." "Give me a green one, please." Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," says the rep. Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up. Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai." Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takesalong some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun" A Sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why're the guys doing what they're doing. The bystander: A Marathon race is going on Sardar: What do they get from that? Bystander : The winner will get a prize Sardar : Then why are the others running?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anoushy 0 Posted January 20, 2006 app tu muhtarma khud hi khud hans rahi hain :angry2: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anoushy 0 Posted January 20, 2006 aik daffa aik saardar sahib ko sms aaya sender is cool & reader is fool,sardar sahib ko kafi hgussa aaya n he replied Sender is fool &reader is cool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibtisaam 0 Posted January 21, 2006 app tu muhtarma khud hi khud hans rahi hain :angry2: 168470[/snapback] jokes hai hi aise.... isn’t it....??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibtisaam 0 Posted January 21, 2006 aik daffa aik saardar sahib ko sms aaya sender is cool & reader is fool,sardar sahib ko kafi hgussa aaya n he replied Sender is fool &reader is cool 168485[/snapback] not bad..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anoushy 0 Posted January 21, 2006 WELL NOT BAD....... kay app ko passand aya :flower: ibtisaam Posted Yesterday, 01:06 PM QUOTE(Anoushy @ Jan 20 2006, 11:38 PM) app tu muhtarma khud hi khud hans rahi hain jokes hai hi aise.... and i was joking kay humain bi hunsany ka moqa dyein sorry if u mind e Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibtisaam 0 Posted February 1, 2006 never mind annu... but only one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
