saqib 0 Posted March 18, 2006 Assalam o Alaikum Mine cy friends mera khial hai ke kafi dino se koi new topic koi shoru hi nahi kar raha, so for this reason ham ne socha ke kiun na aik niya topic shorun karien ta ke ham sab hi lutf andoz ho sakein is me pata chale ga ke kis ko kitne latife yad hai.. :P ok "Mom & Son" One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.†SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.†MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.†SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.†MOM: “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.†SON: “Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?†MOM: “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.†Heee….eee…e.e..e.e..e ha ha ha............... :flower: :flower: :flower: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
saqib 0 Posted March 18, 2006 "Hamare yaha shadi e-mail" American gora bola - humhare yahan shaddi e-mail se bhi hoti hai. Sardar - kamal hai, humhare yahan toh female se hoti hai! . :P :P :P :P :P :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deep eyez 0 Posted March 18, 2006 very funny......but saqib bro..... is topic ko smile section may nahe hona chahiay tha.... ;) kia khyaal hay???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
saqib 0 Posted March 18, 2006 ap ne thik hi kaha. par ab to ye yaha fit lag raha hai.. kiun koi aisa bura bhi nahi.................. any way thanx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deep eyez 0 Posted March 18, 2006 u welcome...........or jesay aap ki marzi :angel: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catlover 0 Posted March 18, 2006 deep r u a gurl ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deep eyez 0 Posted March 18, 2006 catty yeh kesa sawal hay ????? tumhay abhe tak yehee nahee pata chala k i m a girl or boy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catlover 0 Posted March 18, 2006 ab bata bhi doo,deep behen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jehan shah 0 Posted March 19, 2006 teen dost, kalu balu aur ullo bohat achee dost thee. kalu 8th main padh tha tha ..balu 7th main padh tha . aur ullo .aur ullo. aur ullo aur ullo yeh msg padh raha hay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted March 19, 2006 i got sms from my friend Arifa her wat hanstee raho muskrtee raho khush raha khilkilate rahooo yoonhe hanstee rahoo hanstee raho mere kia hay log tumhain he pagal kahain gay 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deep eyez 0 Posted March 19, 2006 good joke.....both of u..... :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manifest 0 Posted March 20, 2006 (edited) Nice post saqib but it should be move to smile section. right? Mene to parha hi nahe tumhara reply "Jehan shah" Tum na bataya nahe k tum girl ya boy ho? "Deep" :o tumhari ankhon ko kiya howa "Anoushy" Nice work by Rukh Edited March 20, 2006 by manifest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
saqib 0 Posted March 20, 2006 nice and very funny jehan shah and rukh "Sardar's English Language" A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my kidney Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manifest 0 Posted March 20, 2006 nice and very funny jehan shah and rukh"Sardar's English Language" A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my kidney 178159[/snapback] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deep eyez 0 Posted March 20, 2006 :o tumhari ankhon ko kiya howa "Anoushy" stairz say gir gae hay annoo...... :D or ab to main nay bilkul nahe batana kay me girl or boy kahan phans gae.....???? "Sardar's English Language"A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my kidney .......... .......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manifest 0 Posted March 21, 2006 (edited) stairz say gir gae hay annoo...... :D or ab to main nay bilkul nahe batana kay me girl or boy  kahan phans gae.....????   .......... .......... 178293[/snapback] Oh my God! annu stairz se kab giri???? :o :o annu ap forun ilaz karwao werna log bengi kahenge janab Deep na batao wese bi sab ko pata he aur catty ko bi pata chal jayega :P :P Edited March 21, 2006 by manifest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
saqib 0 Posted March 21, 2006 KIA SACHI ANNU TUMHARI TANG TUT GAI HAI PHIR TO BAHOT HI BURA HUWA DEEP NE TUMHARE SATH ACHA NAHI KIA. ANYWAY BEST WISHES FOR U Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibtisaam 0 Posted March 21, 2006 Salam... :flower: Sweet saqib.... :flower: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kurios 0 Posted March 21, 2006 good saqib bohot acha nice one specially woh kidney walla Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haya 0 Posted March 21, 2006 Salam... kurious....mujhe bhi.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sona 0 Posted March 21, 2006 Very funny jokes.Saqib :laugh2: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deep eyez 0 Posted March 21, 2006 KIA SACHI ANNU TUMHARI TANG TUT GAI HAI PHIR TO BAHOT HI BURA HUWA DEEP NE TUMHARE SATH ACHA NAHI KIA. ANYWAY BEST WISHES FOR U 178383[/snapback] main nay anno kay sath kia kia?????? :o saqib bro meray liay bhee kuch best whisez rakh layna :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anoushy 0 Posted March 22, 2006 :o tumhari ankhon ko kiya howa "Anoushy" 178158[/snapback] mani... opticion ho kia ooooo pagal bahi mani mera lens tot gaya hai saqib ... app ny tu straightaway meri tant hi tor di hai :angry2: thx 4 yur best wishes deep jal kay rakh hony ki zaroorat nahi :P humari taraf sy sab wishes app kay liye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
