Emaad 56 Posted October 5, 2007 (edited) SARDAR JOKES Oye Paji, Sardarji is back with Full Bang . . . . Enjoiiii . . . SARDAR talking on cell. 2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho. 1ST: biwi se..... 2ND: itne... pyar se....? 1ST: tumhari hai. . . --------------- A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'. -------------- sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr. *************** On Jeeto's bdaySardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses. When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager. ********************************** teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara *********************************** Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.... ********************************** Edited September 18, 2008 by Emaad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayesha 0 Posted November 2, 2007 Last one was really good... Y sardars always come under jokes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kurios 0 Posted November 3, 2007 hmm that are really nice jokes....and ayesha why sardars come under joke ... ye jawab tu sardar sahab hi de saktay hain ..... i remember one more joke .. ik dafa santa singh aur banta singh jungle se guzar rahay thay ke unhoo ne ik lion dekha to santa ne lion ko dekh ker thook phenk diya ...ab lion un ki taraf barh rhaa tha tu santa singh kehta hai ke chalo bhagoo woh aa rha hai hamari taraf .,....to banta singh kehta hai me kyu bhagoo thook to tu ne phenka hai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted November 3, 2007 :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: :::::::::::::::KURIOS:::::::::::::::::::::: AIK DAFA AIK SERDAR PANI PE RAHA HOTA HAI . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . TU KIA ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . AIK SERDAR PANI PEE RAHA HOTA HAI .... >> AB ISS MAIN B KIA APP KO JOKE CHAHIYAY??? SARDAR ARAM SAY PANI B NAHI PEE SAKTA???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nice Friend 1 Posted November 11, 2007 :P pi saktya hen bhai emaad koi nai joke? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansoor 0 Posted March 10, 2008 Once in india sum 75 ppl died after being smashed by a train .... They were all Sikhs (offcourse ) One Sardar servived .. TV guys ask him what happened he said " there was an announcemnet by the address system that train is coming ON plate form no. 3 ...... so the sardars thought train in actual was to come OVER the plateform 3 , so they all jumped to railway tracks .. to safeguard themselves !!!!!! Train came and ........ , The TV guy asked the survivor Sardar How did he servived !!!!!! The serviver said he came to railway station to do a suicide ... he was laying on the track.... he heard that train is coming on the palteform instead of the track ... so he came on palteform ... and Serviveddddddddddd :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted August 15, 2008 lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ==================== sardar made a call to the airport and asked' how long the the journey form punjab to america'?? receipitionist : one second sir"" sardar: ok thank u bye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted September 18, 2008 Sardar to Shop keeper : Cigret hai SK: yahan nahi biktay Next day ... Sardar Cigret hai?? SK: kal bataya tha na k yahan nahi biktay.. Next day.. Again Sardar : Cigret hai?? SK : dafa hoo ja aik dafa kaha na yaha nai biktay again aya tu hatora maron ga. Next day Sardar : Hatora hai? SK : nahi Sardar : ok now tel me cigret hai ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aamna S. Qureshi 0 Posted October 5, 2008 During a war sardar's assistant replied assit: "Sir, we are surrounded by enemies...." Sardar: "Good so we can shoot in any direction..." ___ One day sardar was crying... friend asked to him.. friend: "Sardar why r u crying??" sardar: "My mom died.." After some time he started crying even louder... friend: "Why r u crying now???" Sardar: "My sister phoned to me and told that her mom also died..." ___ One day Sardar was giving dictation to his tution.... Then last bench student told to Sardar that "Sir we can't hear..." Sardar: "OK! I will write it on the board..." ___ Relaxing = Ramsing One day sardar was resting on the park... One men came and asked to him... Man1: "R u relaxing???" Sardar: "No, i am Ramsing..." After some time other man came and asked... Man2: "R u relaxing???" Sardar: "No, i am Ramsing..." Angry Sardar went away.... Then asked to another person.... Saradr: "R u relaxing???" Man: "Ya, i am relaxing..." Sardar gave him a slap and told to him Sardar: "Everyone is looking for you... and you are sitting here." ___ Teacher asked Sardar : "can a person have name & surname same ?" Sardar replied : "YES", If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, her name will be Lara Lara." Bolo Tararararaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. ___ A sardar and a doctor loved a same girl.... Every day Sardar gave her an Apple... One day the girl asked to him... Girl: "Why are you giving me Apple everyday???" Saradr: "Because an "Apple a day keeps a doctor away" ___ One day an interviewer asked to Sardar Interviewer: "Imagine that you are in the fourth floor of a building and it suddenly caught fire... What will you do????" Sardar: "I will stop my imagination..." ___ A donkey kicked santa & ran away.Santa ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'Saala Tracksuit pehan ke dhoka de raha hai'. ___ How do you keep a Sardar whole day busy? Take him to a Circular Room and ask him to sit in a Corner!!! ___ A sardar went to a shop to buy a National Flag. Then he asked the shopkeeper something which drived the shopkeeper crazy.....Guess wat?? Is mein aur colour dikhao!!! ___ After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner? ___ One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! ___ Aik american ne aik sardar se kaha hamarey yahan shadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai. ___ Sardar goes for interview- boss-tumhara janam kaha huwa tha? sardar-triruvantpuram mein.... boss-spelling batao? sardar-nahin nahin Goa mein huwa tha. ___ Interviewer- Y did u leave ur last job? Sardar- Cause, the company shiftedits office and didnt tell me where. ___ A sardar jii writing an exam very seriously at gate of the college... One man asked why are you sitting here???? He replied- "This is entrance exam...." ___ Sardar's Experiment when sardar experimenting a cockroach, he cut 1 of itz legz and told to walk. The cockroach began moving slowly. He continued this until all legz were cut out. Then he told it to walk, but it didnt move. So he wrote the interference: "If all the legs of a cockroach were cut, it loses its ability to hear" ___ Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. ___ Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too. ___ A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out. ___ Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not? Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!" ___ Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole. ___ Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him! ___ Santa: Ghar ka saara qeemti samaan chhupa ke rakhdo, meray dost aarahay hain. Jeeto: Kyun! Aap k dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey. ___ A sardar asked his friend, "kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?" Frend replied "No" Sardar said, "tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..." ___ Sardar Roz Apne Kitchen Mein Jata Aur Sugar Box Kholta Aur Band Kar Deta Tha ! Why? Kyun K Doctor Ne Jo Kaha Tha Ke Apni Sugar Roz Check Karna... ___ Hitler to Sardarji: Impossible ka word meri dictionery main nahin hai. Sardarji: Te Ullo ke pathay dictionary dekh k khareedni thi na...! ___ 2 sardar jungle me,Samne sher a gya 1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga.2nd wahen khara rha 1st:abhey bhag 2nd: me q bhagon,mitti tone dali hai.. ___ Sardarji was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.he got irritated.... drank poison and said ab kaato saloon sab ke sab maroge... ___ Once Prince charles n Sardar having dinner. Prince said "Pass the Wine you Divine." Sardar thinks how poetic, Sardar says "Pass the custard you bastard !!! " ___ Sardar se kisi ne kaha INDIAN flag may tmhara kia hai Green4 muslim white4 christ orang4 hindu nothin 4u Sardar thught n rplied OYE .. ! DANDA TERE PIYO DA AY! ___ Sardar on phone: Maa khushkabri hai Ma: bol beta Sardar:hum 2 se 3 ho gaye Maa: mubarak ho,beta hua ya beti? Sardar: meri biwi ne dusri shadi karli... ___ How do you keep a Sardar whole day busy? Take piece of paper and write P.T.O on both sides !! ___ DEATHS THAT MADE EVEN TOP DOCTORS WONDER... This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward where Patients always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to dowith the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........ Just when the! clock struck 11... and then...... then..... then....... . Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and Unplugged the life machines n plug the vacuum cleaner ___ Sardar to Thelewallah: yeh kele kaise diye? Thelewallah : Ek rupay ka Sardar: 60 p mein dega? Thelewallah : 60p mein to sirf chilka aayega. sardar : Oye! Chal ye leh 40 paise, chilka rakh, kela de de!! ___ • Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain. Banta: Wow, Kab? Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko. ___ Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didn't u Xchnge? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchnge in the lower Berth.. ___ SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF - I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY.... ___ Sardar ji opens his lunch Box in the middle of the road . . . . . Why..? . . . . . . . . Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office.... ___ A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000Rs KI ZARURAT HAI. SARDAR-DOST HI DOST K KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10Rs RIKSHA KAR K PURSE LE AA.. ___ Sardar phoned his wife:Mein ghar nae a sakta!car da stering, gear, deshbord chori ho gya...! After sumtime he phoned again Main a rha wa, pehle pichli seat te beh gya c.... ___ Sardar k Haan 20 Saal Baad Bacha Hova .. Aur wo Bohat Udaaas Tha . Sardar's Friend : Yaar Tu Udaas Kyoo Hai ?? Sardar : 20 Saal baad bacha hova wo bhi itna chhota. ___ Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamari gaadi petrol se start hoti hai..... ___ Sardar writing a letter: My sister had a baby this morning. I havnt heard that its a boy or a girl.. So, i dont know whether i m uncle or aunty........ ___ A Sardar was having operation he said to his wife: agar main mar jau tu jo DOCTOR mera operation kar ra ha hai us say shadi kar lena WIFE: ku.....? SARDAR: ku k DOCTOR se baadla lenay ka aur koi acha tariqa ka nahin ___ Thoughtful Sardar ji Ek sardar sochta raha,sochta raha aur yahi sochtay sochtay mar gaya ke agar meri behn ke do bhai hain to mera ek kion hai ___ Sardar went for an interview, The question was when is your birthday? Sardar: 19th january. Interviewer: which year? Sardar: Nonsense..Every Year. xxx___________________________________ xxx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted October 5, 2008 hahahahaha amna ... ... .. . . . ;. . . ./ . . bad main perhon ga aram say saray Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinky 31 Posted October 5, 2008 hahahahaha amna... ... .. . . . ;. . . ./ . . bad main perhon ga aram say saray AMNA........... DEKHA SARDAROO KI NISHANI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted October 5, 2008 hahahaha chinko koi bat chor b dia keroo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aamna S. Qureshi 0 Posted October 5, 2008 AMNA........... DEKHA SARDAROO KI NISHANI LoL Ab samajh aaya... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinky 31 Posted October 6, 2008 hahahaha chinko koi bat chor b dia keroo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted October 9, 2008 lolzzzzzzzz very funny Jokes amna ====================== aik sardar ka bap mer gaya wo bhout roo raha tha sardar ko fone aya sun ker wo orr ziyada ronay laga logon nay pocha sardar g kia hoo gaya itna kuon roo rahay ho sardar nay kaha meri pean da aba v mar gaya hai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aamna S. Qureshi 0 Posted October 9, 2008 lolzzzzzzzz very funny Jokes amna Thanks Emaad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
imi.munib 0 Posted October 10, 2008 yahan pe sardar kon ha ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aamna S. Qureshi 0 Posted October 11, 2008 1st is Emaad and last is Muneeb... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
imi.munib 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Very Funny Amna ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aamna S. Qureshi 0 Posted October 19, 2008 Muneeb... Sach itna karrwa kyun hota hai???... Please bataao na... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted October 19, 2008 1st is Emaad and last is Muneeb... orrr isi terhan 1st bilbatori Chinko or last ammna Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aamna S. Qureshi 0 Posted October 19, 2008 orrr isi terhan 1st bilbatori Chinko or last ammna LoL... Nice joke Sardaar ji... . . . The quoted words are another joke from a sardaar lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emaad 56 Posted August 18, 2009 Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
