a1b2c3 0 Posted November 12, 2003 There was a blonde that was so sick of blonde jokes she dyed her hair red. The jokes stopped and she felt so good, she took a ride in the country one Saturday afternoon. While on this ride, she noticed a flock of sheep and stopped the car to take in their beauty. She noticed the farmer just standing there watching, too. She walked up to him and asked some questions on raising sheep. She then asked, "If I can guess how many sheep are in your flock, can I have one?" The farmer agreed. She guessed 387. The farmer said that was correct. "So, go take your pick on which one you want." She went into the flock and then to her car. The farmer stopped her and asked, "If I can guess what your natural hair color is, can I have my DOG back?" Have fun.. :man: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted November 13, 2003 lolllllllllllllllllll h aha ha ha aha funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 13, 2003 cooooooolllllllllllllll joke abc waisay i didnt know there were pk blondes :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted November 15, 2003 i dint know either :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted December 9, 2003 Here is another one: Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home, they discussed how to tell their horses apart. They decided to cut the tail off of one. That worked for a while, but soon the tail grew back, so they decided that they would break one of the horses' legs. One of the blondes said, "Which of the horses should we break the leg off of, the brown one or the white one?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted December 11, 2003 Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee. "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly? The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1b2c3 0 Posted December 22, 2003 Here is one more: Diary of newly wed Blonde: Monday: Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel food cake and the recipe said, "beat 12 eggs separately." Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in. The cake turned out fine though. Tuesday: I decided to serve rice and found a recipe which said, "wash thoroughly before steaming the rice." So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kinda silly in the middle of the week. I can't say it improved the rice anyhow. Wednesday: Today Tim asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving." I hunted all over the place for a garden and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it. Tim came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why? He must be stressed at work, I'll try and be supportive. Thursday: Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, "put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it." Beat it I did, to my mum's place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again,it looked the same as when I left it. Friday: Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and it's little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance. When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out "why me ? why me ?". It has to be his job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted December 22, 2003 Friday: Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and it's little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute A1B2C3 Zabe10!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 22, 2003 Friday: Tim went shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and it's little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Tim saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance. When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out "why me ? why me ?". It has to be his job. hahahaha this is funny.. really funny. that dumbo still thinks that it was bcoz of his work.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
