rythm 0 Posted December 31, 2003 'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a new boy Animal-Instincts(Gulzar). 'No, Sir. I've got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.' Re[lied GULZAR. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 31, 2003 'Why don't you like this country ?' the teacher asked a Boy A1B2C3 who had come to an English school(in England) From Texas. 'It's the weather,' drawled A1B2C3. 'I'm not used to the rain. At home we have 365 days of sunshine every year - at least.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 31, 2003 Asim Ali: You have cough, what are you taking for it ? Mohabbat: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 31, 2003 Sleepy (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this ? Sleepy: This is my father speaking ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 31, 2003 Kiran:Why were you late ? Xcusmee:Sorry, teacher, I overslept. Kiran:You mean you need to sleep at home too ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 31, 2003 MANSOOR: What's wrong with young Jimmy today? I saw him running round the playground screaming and pulling at his hair ! AIMON: Don't worry. He's just lost his marbles ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sidd 0 Posted January 2, 2004 Hey rythm don't mind dear yeh tumharay khilaaf koi mohim nahin :) Rythm : I think the poorest people are the happiest. Mobbi : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple . In Love " S I D D " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted January 2, 2004 hha:laugh: good shoot Sidd! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sidd 0 Posted January 3, 2004 (edited) Thx Nadan hope u will enjoy more ;) MOBY : I would go to the end of the world for you! RYTHM : Yes, but would you stay there?? In Love " S I D D " Edited January 3, 2004 by sidd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted January 3, 2004 hahahahah good MUHIM siddd rythm MOBBY ko kehna yeh saray joks zaroor perhay :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted January 3, 2004 han Rythm yea request Zariir kerna Mobby say Phir sidd asay ho jain gay ------> :ph34r: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted January 3, 2004 lollll... oki kahoongi usko ki parhay.. sidd bhai poorest wala jok ebaray mazay ka thha.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted January 4, 2004 Teacher(sidd): What do you call a person who keeps on talking when People are no longer interested? Meeri: A teacher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted January 4, 2004 Three boys(Waqas's SON, Asim'SON and Mudassar's SON) were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. Waqas's son said, "My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fastball from the pitcher's mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!" Asim's Son said, "Oh yeah? Well my dad can shoot an arrow from his bow and run to the target and hold it up to make sure the arrow hits the bullseye!" Mudassar's Son said, "Your dads don't even come close to being faster than mine. My dad's a meter reader, and even though he works every day until 4:00 he gets home at 3:30!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted January 4, 2004 lO SIDD TU EASY SAY BACH GAI mOBY NAY NO FIGHT SHIGT MAZA NAHEE AYA!! kuch asa hota hum enjoy kertay :D.. kher Rythm yaar cha gai ho!... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted January 4, 2004 no fight shight? matlab Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sidd 0 Posted January 5, 2004 Kia matlab Nadan main nay tumhara kia bigara hai jo tum mujh ko aur mobbi ko larana chah rahi ho :( MOBBY : You remind me of the sea. RYTHM : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? MOBBY : NO, because you make me sick. In Love, " S I D D " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted January 5, 2004 OH Sidd sorry Galtee ho gai Ab nahee boloo g asa! Waqas ek Kan pakray howa emoticon b bana dain takey... Wasay Sidd its toooooo good!! :D! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sidd 0 Posted January 6, 2004 Its Ok Dear Friend No Prob i was just kidding :flower: In Love, " S I D D " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
