cooooolll 0 Posted January 12, 2003 salam all to janab maen nay to khasa hisa miss ker diya .....waisay barri achi discussion chal rahi hai :) waisay yahan agar koee serious ho raha hai to un say guzarish ki jati hai keh janab jitna serious hona hai aap hon :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alishaikh 0 Posted January 12, 2003 Salamz to all Mujhe khushi hoiee k chacha jee oopps Ibrahim sahib ne reply diya . Ibrahim sahib baat yeh hai k aap ka reply parh k mehsoos huwa k waqaee hi kisi mature aur expierenced bande ka reply parh raha hu.:P Lekin chacha ji baat yehi hai k bande ko over mature bhi nahi hona chahiyae . aab dekhiyae na aap bara ban ker samjhane ki koshish ker rahe they k ladkay hi ladkiyoun ko tang kerte hai lekin iss samjhane samjhane mey aapni JAWANI k tamam RAAZ fash ker beithe .aap nay tho who tamam points one by one note karwaye jesay aap nay who khud kafi dafa perform kiyae howay ho. Yehni k bas stop per unhe dekhna . college gates k samne khare hona . waghera waghera . Wese ibrahim sahib aap nay aik aache teacher ki tarah samjhane ki koshish ki hai lekin kya aap batana pasand kare gay k aap nay in kamo mey expert hone k liyae kitne year ka diploma kiya hai . Aur haan kya kaha tha aap ne k udhaar lete hai hum larkiyoun ko gifts dene k liyae. lagta hai k aap nay jo aapni Jawani mey logo se udhaar liyae they who aabhi thak dene hai . jo aap nay UDHAAR ka khaas toor per zikr kiya hai Aur rahi baat ande aur dande wali tho chacha ji mey sirf logo ko khate dekhta hu kabhi khud khaye nahi kyun k mey nay kabhi Kisi ladki ko line nahi mari ya unhe kabhi bus stops peh dekhne nahi geya . yeh tamam kaam aap ne khud bataye hai tho iss ka matlab hai aap nay perform bhi kiyae ho gay tho chacha ji iss ka matlab hai k aap per ande aur dande bhi baras chuke hai Mey nay kaha than a chacha ji k over mature hona bhi aacha nahi aap nay aam samjhana chaha lekin ……………. Najeeb sahib k liyae aik msg who yeh k aap chacha ji yehni ibrahim sahib ki logic peh ghor zaroor kare kyun k chacha ji ki iss logic ki wajha se shadi ki umar nikal gaiee hai .unho ne aapna tajarba aap ko iss liyae bataya hai k who nahi chahte k unn ki tarah kisi aur ki bhi shadi ki umar nikal jaye . aakhir mature jo huway samjhana tho un ka haq banta hai .lekin samjhane samjhane mey bechare……………………. Aur haan chacha ji yeh baat mere zehan mey aachi tarah mehfooz hai k ladkiyaan kitni ladko ki IZZAT kerti hai .agar kahe tho unn ki IZZAT jo who hamare liyae rakhti hai one by one note karwa du. In reply to Shabo Aacha ladkiyon nay bhi reply kiya hai waqaee hi kab kaha kis waqat. Oh aacha who reply jo rabbia bibi Nails pe paint lagane ki baat ker rahi thi waqaee hi soo cuteeeee tha . Aur haan ladkiyaan mazak hi itna serious kerti hai k ladko ko serious hona perta hai ji Jee chacha je aur aap k reply se patha chal raha hai k yaha sab shaant bulk shaant hi shaant hai. Aur rahe mature logo ki baat tho aik mature insane ko tho mey issi post mey reply ker chukka hu aur dosray ko aab ker raha hu.:P Aur rahi baat non eastern ladkiyoun peh thanz kerne ki tho baat yeh hai shabo ji mey nay kisi per thanz nahi kiya kyun k mujhe koiee haq nahi hai kisi peh thanz kerne ka . mey nay tho aik general sa jawab diya tha jab aap nay poocha tha k “GIRLS where r u why u r not replying “ tho mey nay jawab diya tha k yehi hai bas zara sharma rahi hai eastern jo hoiee . aab bataiyae k iss sentence mey kaha western ladkiyon ka zikr hai ya kaha mey nay aap ka naam liya hai . Yeh tho dekhne wale peh depend kerta hai k who iss baat ko kiss tarah sochta hai . agar aap ki soch limited hai tho mey kya ker sakta huu sawaye afsos k . aur mey nay kab kaha k justfy kare k aap kon hai kya hai .aap khud janti hai k aap kon hai kya hai aur aap ko proud hai aap jo kuch bhi hai .mey tho sirf dua de sakta hu k khuda aap ka yeh fakhar hamesha qaim rakhe AMEEN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alishaikh 0 Posted January 12, 2003 salamz mey yaha peh kuch kehna chahta hu .woh yeh k mey nay topic SOMTHING ABOUT GIRLS mey jo kuch bhi post kiya hai woh sirf un bato ka jawab diya hai jo aap sab loog ker rahe the. na tho mey nay kisi peh thanz kiya hai aur na hi mey kisi peh thanz kerne ka haq rakhta hu. aur aik baat aur woh yeh k mey chahu ga k mey jis se baat ker raha hu wohi mujh baat ka jawab de yeh na ho k mey baat shabo ji se ker raha hu lekin jawab koiee aur de..... aur aapne ghuse khare ho ker mujh peh utare aur yeh k mey kisi ki zaat per thanz nahi ker raha aur yaha k bare jo aapne aap ko mature kehte hai woh zara ehteyat barte aur aapni maturity dekhaye aur yeh jo mamla aram se ja raha tha jise unho nay aapni maturity dekhate huway barha diya hai usse wapas ussi topic peh lay aaye jo waqas nay start kiya tha . mey un baro ka shukar guzar ho ga aur mey sorrry kerta hu chacha ji oopss ibrahim jee say k mey nay jo kuch bhi kaha hai aaj ki posts mey agar unhe bura lagay tho woh mujhe bacha samujh ker maaf ker de aur aapni mature honay ka saboot de. tha k yeh topic aram se barh sake aur Shabo jee aap ka bhi shukriya aur aap ki soch ka bhi shukriya jis nay mujhe yeh sab kuch type kerne per majboor ker diya :p aur aap sab se guzarish hai k meri uper wali post ko lightli parhe agar uper wali post ko kisi nay heavily parha tho unn ka heavily parhna aur phir heavily jawab dena yaha WORLD WAR three ka sabab ban sakta hai waqas sahib mey nay aap k tamam students ko mutla ker diya hai k plz take my posts lightly agar aab inho nay iss ko heavily liya tho phir na kahiyae ga k mey nay yaha ladaiee start karwaiee hai. ??? ALLLAH yaha k sab se mature bande ko sabar-e-jamil ata farmaye Ameen ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ariba 0 Posted January 12, 2003 salam to all eik reply meri bhi.woh yeh keh jo koi bhi enn facts se agree kar raha hai woh enn ko eik baar phir parhay aur auger thora sa impartial ho jay tou pata chalay ga keh yeh jiis ne bhi likha hai woh bechara tou izhad pereshan hai keh woh karay tou kia karay.na iss terha baat bunti hai naa uss tarha.tou phir app loog jo bazi jeetne ki baat karte hoo woh kaise karte hoo.so yeh facts tou likhay hi kisi shakist khurda insan ne hain,waise iss main haar jeet ki tou koi baat nahin???.aur na hi larkiyan peechay hati hain.zara khayal se baat kia karien.aur plz larai jhagray se parhaiz karein.it not good for all of u Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leo81 0 Posted January 13, 2003 larkiyan bhagty nahi hain bas larkay in say impress ho kar+ jealous ho kar aisa boltay hainthey think k un k baal lambay kiyun nahi hotay y they cant make hairstyle y they cant apply nail polishesa and so much cause of which they feel jealousy kiya kiya likhon oh! We don't accept this :) I am -100% disaggreed with you Chalo!Nai Suno! :D rabbia!Allah ka shukar hai ke hum na nail polish lagatey hain na churiyaan pehantey hain aur na hi hamay lambay baal rakhney ka shoq hai.101% agreed with waqas on this.Hamarey paas kya is ke elawa aur koi kaam nahin? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leo81 0 Posted January 13, 2003 salam, Leo 81, bro it was U!! i corrected myself. confusion u know! Allah Hafiz w/s.No problem Shahan:) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leo81 0 Posted January 13, 2003 salam, Leo 81, bro it was U!! i corrected myself. confusion u know! Allah Hafiz w/s.No problem Shahan:) oooooooooooops!Sorry:$ najeeb,bro it was U!!i corrected myself too.confusion u know! :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Waqas 48 Posted January 13, 2003 :D salam 2 ally webmaster sahab aap mujh say kiyun disagree kar rahay hain let me tell u abt boys 1ce a boys said this 2 her friend which shows nature of boys read it huh! ALL THOSE GURLS WHOM I MET WHOM I LOVED EXCEPT U IN SEARCH OF U ,ONLY U ALL THAT LOVE WHICH I PRACTICED WAS ! A PRACTICE 4 LOVE TO U I MET MANY GURLS AFTER U DONT WORRY DARLING DONT WORRY! I JUST LUV U ONLY U so who is flirt waqas :;): wasalam First of all you were talking about thoughts of boys here [ur previous post in this topic] and about this post i agree that boys also flirt ike girls but this topic is not about that who flirt but the topic is about why the girls act like that? (mentioned in this topic) Now I think its all clear and you should stop fighting now :D WiseGuy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Waqas 48 Posted January 13, 2003 salam to alleik reply meri bhi.woh yeh keh jo koi bhi enn facts se agree kar raha hai woh enn ko eik baar phir parhay aur auger thora sa impartial ho jay tou pata chalay ga keh yeh jiis ne bhi likha hai woh bechara tou izhad pereshan hai keh woh karay tou kia karay.na iss terha baat bunti hai naa uss tarha.tou phir app loog jo bazi jeetne ki baat karte hoo woh kaise karte hoo.so yeh facts tou likhay hi kisi shakist khurda insan ne hain,waise iss main haar jeet ki tou koi baat nahin???.aur na hi larkiyan peechay hati hain.zara khayal se baat kia karien.aur plz larai jhagray se parhaiz karein.it not good for all of u wasalam You are right that is main haar jeet wali baat tu koi nahin hai bas discussion chal rahi hai so discuss here in a Friendly environment :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibraahim 0 Posted January 13, 2003 Assalam-O-Alaikum to all Waisey Ali sahib mujhey tou kahin bhi aisa nahi laghta k AAP meri reply se khush ho rahey ho :P or jahan tak mature logon ki mail paDrney ki baat hai tou ALI sahib abhi Aap chottey chottey se bachey ho Child's ki mehfil me betha karo kiyunkey agar waqt se pehley aap bhi mature hogaye na tou NUKSAAN aap hi ka hoga Arey ali yeh kiya bat hui ek taraf tou CHACHA JI kehtey ho or doosri taraf kehtey ho Doosri taraf yeh kehtey ho ka BADRA BAN kar samjha raha hoon yeh kiya baat hui ??? As per your comments k Me ne EK TEACHER ki tarahan samjhaya...Aaj phir CHACHA honey ki hasiyat se samjha raha hoon agar samajh sako tou AAP hi k liyeh acha hai.. pehley AAP achi tarahn se mature ho jau takey baton ka mathlub samajh sako kiyunkey ME phir kahoon ga as per 2nd post k CHACH ji mujhey MAAF kar dijyeh ga BACHHA samajh kar.. UB tum BACHHEY ho tou me kiya kar sakta hoon :( or ek baat or chottey bachey ladkiyon ke jhameley me nahi padrtey OK? Ali ub ME tumhey kya kiya bataoon sub batoon ka jawab tyumhari apni batoon me hi hai jaisey ke example tumhey de deta hoon AAP ne kaha k me anday or dandey khatey dekhta hoon tou merey bhateejey wahan STOP ya POINT pe Aap kiyun hotey ho buri baat hai aissi jaghon pe jana OK ohhhhh sorry AAP tou chotey bachey kahin DAR na jana ....lol Arey arey dekha phir ghalti kar gayey mana Najeeb k hawaley se arey stupid BAAT ko samjho me ne kiya likha AAP bachey ho jawani ki batein mat karo apni paDhai pe dehan do ..lol ohh ho ub kitni martaba samjhaoon phir galthi kar gaye Shabo ko reply deney me AAP keh rahey ho k "MEY NE KAHAN WESTERN LADKIYON KA ZIKAR KIYA HAI YA KAHAN MEY NE AAP KA NAME LIYA HAI" Ali sahib zaroori nahi k har baat likh k bayan ki jaye kuch mehsoos bhi ki jati hein jaisey k aap hi ne kaha k " Ibrahim sahib aap ki reply parh k MEHSOOS hua k kisi ....." ub kya kya bataoon yaar ROSE milk piyo or ROZ piyo takey jaldi se baDrey ho jao...lol HAAN JI tou ub baat kartey hein AAP ki 2nd post pe AAp kehtey ho k jiss k liyeh me likhoon wohi aap ko jawab de tou merey bhateejey yeh community hai iss ka mathlub pata hai??? yahan har koi apney views de sakta hai.. mind it Me ek baar phir keh raha hoon ALI ke yahan koi ladrai nahi kar raha pata nahi AAP ko yeh kiyun mehsoos ho raha hai bar bar :( yaar ub tou tumhey samjha samjha k thak chuka arey bhai AAP ki mail me itna WAIT nahi hai bilkul halki phulki hai apney chotey se zehan pe itna zor mat do choti si ager or itniiii baDri soch munasib nahi hai :P or haan WORLD WAR k liyeh face to face hona zaroori hai itnaa bhi nahi maloom? anyway how are you all :) ya waqas iss baat pe najeeb ki baat ka hawala zarror doonga k ladka hi kiyun line marta hai ladkiyon ko???? jub ladka yeh karey ga tou ladki bhi tou kuch kahey gi na ??? phir yeh kehna k " WHY THE GIRLS ACT LIKE THAT?" yeh kehna munasib nahi. or waqas yahan koi ladrai nahi ho rahi sub apney apney views de rahey hein agar koi yeh sarey views personal khud apni zaat pe lejaye tou meri UN se ghuzarish hai k ISS topic ki sirf dekh lein reply na karein :D LOVE Ibrahim Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leo81 0 Posted January 13, 2003 Agreed with Waqas! (Y) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shabo 0 Posted January 14, 2003 Salaam All I think things have got a "little" out of hand here..... Mey ney tho SIRF aisa socha:- If u act smarter she'll lose her brain as you are insulting her If she acts smarter she think its her right :P :P :P lol So who's next to comment!! Sx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alishaikh 0 Posted January 14, 2003 Salam to the most most mature member of our community (ibrahim) How r u ibrahimji bara afsoos huwa aap ka reply perh ker Mujhe tho sharmindagi ho rahi hai aap ko chacha kyun kaha . itne baray ho ker bhi ap ko bato ka jawab dena nahi aata ibrahim ji mey kyun waqat se pehle bara ho ga kehte hai aqal mand insaan k liyae ishara hi kaafi hoota hai lekin meray pass tho isharay k elawa aik bari misaal bhi majood hai jo waqat se pehle mature ho ker niray nuqsaan mey hai yehni k aap jab aap ki aziyat nak halat meray samne hai tho mey thoba kerta hu waqat se pehlay bara hone se. Kyun ji chacha lafz bacho k liyae use hota hai kya baro k liyae use nahi hoota . kya aap aabhi milk pitey huway bachey hai jo bara ka lafz aap k liyae use nahi ho sakta . Aur jahan thak mature hone ka talak hai tho ibrahim ji who mey hu /aur utna hi mature hu jitna k meri age k logo ko hona chahiyae .kyun k mey samujhta hu k umar k saath hi mature hona chahiyae . agar umar aap se piche aur ap maturity mey umar se zeyada hai tho yeh nira nuqsaan wali bat hai.. aur ibrahim ji mey aapni umar se zeyada over mature hona bhi nahi chahta aur bato ko aachi tarah samjhna bhi nahi chahta kyun k aap nay bato ko achi tarah samjha lekin aap ka over mature zehan bat ko kaha tak ley geya. :P Aur rahi ande aur dande wali baat tho ibrahim sahib baat yeh hai k ande aur dande khane wala manzar sirf bus stps ya college gates k pass tho nahi hota na.yeh manzar aaj kal TV. AUR FILMS mey bare zoroshor se dekhaya jata hai. Aagar aap aapne over mature zehan ka level zara cum kare tho mey nay likha tha jo aap na y parha bhi ho ga k mey kabhi ladkiyon k college gates ya bas stops k paas nahi geya :P issi liyae mey nay kaha tha k ibrahim sahib over mature hona bhi aacha nahi aur aab yeh kahu ga k bat ko zeyada na samjha kare werna aqal shareef mey ulti ho ker ghsuti hai jesay k yeh ande aur dande wali baat iss ki example aap k samne hai. Ibrahim sahib aap ki shakal hi itna khofnak hai k mujh jesay bachay ko tho dar hi lagay ga Rahi baat shabo ko reply wali baat tho sir mey yeh kahu ga k agar aap thoori si deir k liyae aapni negative soch ko sulatey aur positive soch ko jagatey jo hamesha soti rehti hai tho tho meri iss baat ko positive letay k mey nay kis sense mey shabo ko kaha hai k LADKIYAAN EASTERN J HOIEE MENS KA MUQABLA KERNAY SAY DAAR RAHI HAI tho baat itni agay na barhti jitni barh chuki hai. Mey tho yeh keh raha tha k aap hi who brave girl hai jo tamam boys ka muqabla ker rahi hai lekin sir mey kya ker sakta hu negative soch rakhnay walo k saath. . yeh tho negative soch rakhnay walay per depend kerta hai na k who baat ko kitna barhata hai so ji barhtay jaiyae .mey nay thanz kiya tha tjho eastern girls peh jinho nay sahi tareeqay say kie reply nahi diya tha. Aab aaya aqal sharref mey k nahi. Wesay aik baat poochna chahu ga k kya aap batana pasand kare gay k aap iss mamlay ko kyun barharahe hai baqi logo nay bhi who post parhi koiee itna serious nahi huwa jitney aap ho gaye hai. Kisi baat ko itna serious lena heart problem ka bais ban sakta hai iss liyae meray pyare teacher ji kisi bhi mamlay mey itnay serious na huwa kijiyae . agar meray reply mey kisi ko koiee baat buri lagi ho tho mey sorry kerta hu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shabo 0 Posted January 14, 2003 Ali Shaikh,,,, ab bas bhi karo kyun apni aur doosray respectable members ki izzat k chheethray urra rahay ho ji?? Your points have been noted aur jo bhi raiey hogi members ki I am sure they will keep it to themselves.. your post contains ur view and u r entitled to them.... Kisi k kehnay sey koiee mature ya imature nahi hotha.. waisay aap ko yeh MERA alfaaz acha laga thanks :) lol OK now no more arguments and lets go BACK to the original topic!!! Sx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alishaikh 0 Posted January 14, 2003 salamz shabo ji baat yeh hai k aik ladki nay mujhe roka hai iss liyae mey baat ko agay nahi barhata. kyun k ladkiyoun k izzat kerna mere khoon mey shamil hai mey teacher ji(ibrahim) guzarish karu ga k woh meri reply ka rely na dey tha k yeh baat agay na barhay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sameer 0 Posted January 14, 2003 hello everyone!!!! :D yaar ladkio ki baat ho rahi hai mere bagair that's not gud han kam se kam koi inform to karta ke yeh sab bhi ho raha hai yahan par aur ladkiyo ko yeh sab sunna par raha hai yaar kya hogaya hai sheikh kiya kar raha hai yaar ladkiyoun mai kharaabiya dhoond rahey ho, ho hi nahi sakta ladkiyan aur kharab impossible, (AREY LADKI TO WOH CHEEZ HAI JISEY BANA KAR ALLAH NE HUM MARDO KO DUNIYA MAI REHNEY KA EIK KHAAS MAKSAD DIYA HAI) :P aur jahan tak baat rahi ke ladkiya woh sab karti hai jo waqas ne kaha to yar yeh to unke rights hai ab ali ya kisi aur ko yeh sab karna naseeb nahi huwa to ismai ladkiyo ka kiya kasoor NOTE FOR GIRLS: mere friends kehtey hai mai bohat bara jhoota ho0 issliye maine jo kuch upar kaha un SAARI baaton ko sach mat samajhna, han kuch baatein samajh saktey ho):P just kidding! waisey yeh chacha, bhatija kuch ziada nahi hogaya, yaar kya ho gaya hai ali agr tumko shabo se koi prob. hai ibrahim se koi prob. hai to saaf saaf baat kya karo na yeh chacha , bhatija , friend ban kar buraaiya karna is not a gud thing han, aur han ek baat aur mera ibrahim sahb k saath kaafi lambey period ka saath hai mai unhein kaafi achi tarha jaanta ho0, woh mature hai balkey bohat ziada mature hai magr bechaarey shareeef hai tumhari tunz bhari baaton ko samajh nahi saktey acctually kya hai na har shaks mai tumhari wali quality nahi hai na yaar ke baad ko ghuma kar saamney waley ki buraayi kardo ab yeh to mere aur tumharey jaisey logo ko aata hai aur unki aadat yeh hai k jo dil mai aata woh kar deytey hai , waisey tum apni tareef karwaana chahtey ho to its a diff. thing magr yaar humlog bhi alibagh se nahi aaye hai baaton se lagtey hai hai nahi, tumne kabhi kisi ladki ko line nahi maari , yaar tumharey jaisey insaan ko to mai dekhna chaho0nga kasam se aaj tak koi ladki tumko impress nahi kar saki (KOI INTERIOR PROB. TO NAHI HAI JIS WAJAH SE TUM KISI LADKI SE IMPRESS NAHI HUWE), :P (just kidding)...... yar waisey mujhe iss topic mai tumlogo ke beech interfere to nahi karna chahiye magr mujhe ibrahim ke baarey mai tumko kuch bataana tha to woh maine bata diya ab tum jaano tumhara kaam jaaney magr yaar kuch to lihaaz kar ley bhai kabhi ladki ko line nahi maari (joke of the millenium) kisi ka to pata nahi kyounke dil mai jo hota hai woh to khuda hi jaanta aur logo ki to aadat hai ke jitna shareef khud ko bata saktey hai ban jaatey hai hai magr kya hai na mera to simple si baat hai yahan aati hi ladkio se baatein karney ke liye ho0, yaar ladki banaayi hai ALLAH ne dosti karo, baatein karo buraaya to na karo. ne wayz humara kya hai malang type ke aadmi hai bhyi hum to jo dil mai aaya keh diya mujhe pata hai ke tum to iss baar election mai kharey hogey to inti bari bari taqreerey jo likh rahey ho (aaj kal sirf yehi kaam reh gaya hai karney ko ????) :P han agr koi baat buri lagi ho to sorry (jo mai hamesha karta ho0 magr tum accept nahi kartey matureness ki nishaani kisi ko maaf na karna, hai na ????) ;) babye everyone take care! sam! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sameer 0 Posted January 14, 2003 NOTE FOR GIRLS: mai ek article par raha tha usmai likha tha ke kuch husbands se interview liya gaya unki personal life shaadi ke baad ki tu unka reply kuch aisa tha, aisa kyoun tha yaar, aisa mai nahi media kehta hai (mai kasam se nahi kehta) woh jo upar tha woh meri wordings thi purely meri wordings yeh to log kehtey hai ab log jo kahey woh friends mai share to karna chahiye na, issliye kar raha ho0 :P (WAISEY MUJHE BHI ALI KI AADATEIN LAG GAYI HAI GHUMA KAR HUMNE BHI BURAAYI KAR DI LADKIYO KI AFTERALL) :P Every man should get married sometime; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. An archeologist is the best husband a women can have, the older she gets the more interested he gets in her. Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. Dont get marry for money , you can borrow it cheaper. I am not worried about terrorism, I got married two years ago. A psychiatrist is a person who will give u expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. Bachelors know more about women then married man, if they didn; they would be married to0. Men have a better time than women,; for one thing, they married later; for one thing, they die earlier. A men without a women is a fish without a bicycle. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. A good wife always forgives her husband when SHE is wrong. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. The secret of happy marriage remains a secret. The wedding rings look too much like minature handcuffs. My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate, now I got two girlfriends. A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less money then his wife did. Men is incomplete till he is married, then he is finished. I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late. A women was telling her friend; I make my hubby a millionaire; ;And what was he before u married him?; asked her friend. The women replied, a billionaire How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free. The most effective way to remember your wife;s birthday is to forget it once. Marriage is a three ring circus; engagement ring , wedding ring, suffeRING. When a man opens the door of his car, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or wife. We always hold hands. if I let it go, she shops. My wife was in the beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate. Before marriage, a man years for the women he loves. After marriage,"Y" becomes silent. A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much , fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and says 'it really works'! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leo81 0 Posted January 14, 2003 lein Sameer!Ab to aap ko pata chal gaya na?Achha hua ke time per hi pata chala warna aap is sa'adat se mehroom reh jatey :P Isey kehtay hain deir ayeid darust ayeid. :) Aatey hi achhi posts ki hain.Abhi puri nahin parhin.Parh ke phir ayun ga comment kernay:) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rabbia 0 Posted January 15, 2003 :( salam waqas wel dear i was'nt fighting with u can i do so.......... :D and 1 thing aap k friend nay meray khiyal main larkiyon par kafi gahi observation ki hai! :;): jahan tak baat hai larkiyon ki to , un ka jo marzi jee chahay mr alishaikh 1 thing Ibrahim jee! i like ur views still i like ur views aap ka jawab kafi mature tha! and WAQAS ( jannu+ jan) beloved ko kaha jata hai larkay isk kabil nahi hotay :;): waiting 4 ur view WEBMASTER WISEGURL ??? :;): Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rabbia 0 Posted January 15, 2003 Chalo!Nai Suno! rabbia!Allah ka shukar hai ke hum na nail polish lagatey hain na churiyaan pehantey hain aur na hi hamay lambay baal rakhney ka shoq hai.101% agreed with waqas on this.Hamarey paas kya is ke elawa aur koi kaam nahin? well leo ji , aap ko kiya pata you seemz to be quite khabarless :;): aap kabhi gents k saloons main ja kar daykhain aaj kal wahan kiya kiya ho raha hai ab aap yeh sochain gay k wht i was doing there tu main aap ko baton yeh adds bhi koi cheez hotay han! ??? i was kidding nobody should take it personally ok okok ___- rabbia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leo81 0 Posted January 15, 2003 Ji!To main bhi zara kuchh jalti pe teil daal lun(6).Mera matlab hai ke jalti ko bujhaney main madad karun:)Jis dost ne waqas ko yeh mail SOMETHING ABOUT GIRLS bheji thi,us dost ke bhai ke cousin ke parosi ke khalu ke bhateejay ke dost ne mujhey yeh mail bheji hai.Main ne bhi socha ke aap se share ker liya jayeiy!;)Is main larkon aur larkiyon donon hi ki baat hai to janab!Khuley dil se yahaan post ker raha hun.Aap bhi khuley dil se parhein aur muskuraein:)No hard feelings!!!!! BOY:I CAN’T LEAVE YOU. GIRL:DO YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH? BOY:NO,YOU ARE STANDING AT MY FOOT. BOY:SAY,YOU LOVE ME. GIRL:YOU LOVE ME. GIRL:I WANT TO DANCE WITH YOU LIKE THIS FOREVER. BOY:DON’T YOU WANT TO IMPROVE? GIRL:DID YOU MISS ME WHEN I WAS AWAY? BOY:WERE YOU AWAY? BOY:MAY I HOLD YOUR HAND PLEASE? GIRL:NO THANKS!IT ISN’T TOO HEAVY. GIRL:IF WE BECOME ENGAGED,WILL YOU GIVE ME RING? BOY:WHY NOT DEAR;WHAT’S YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER? Enjoyzzzzz!;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leo81 0 Posted January 15, 2003 Chalo!Nai Suno! rabbia!Allah ka shukar hai ke hum na nail polish lagatey hain na churiyaan pehantey hain aur na hi hamay lambay baal rakhney ka shoq hai.101% agreed with waqas on this.Hamarey paas kya is ke elawa aur koi kaam nahin? well leo ji , aap ko kiya pata you seemz to be quite khabarless :;): aap kabhi gents k saloons main ja kar daykhain aaj kal wahan kiya kiya ho raha hai ab aap yeh sochain gay k wht i was doing there tu main aap ko baton yeh adds bhi koi cheez hotay han! ??? i was kidding nobody should take it personally ok okok ___- rabbia Aap ne sahih kaha.Magar pehlay kyun nahin bataya ke not to take personal?:(Ab to main ne personal le liya hai. [Just Kidding!No offense meant!] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leo81 0 Posted January 15, 2003 Ab tasalli se parhi hai aap ki post Sameer sahab!Aur samajh nahin a raha ke aap ne hamari bistee ki hai ya tareef? ??? Anyway!Nice to read it.Good sharing :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alishaikh 0 Posted January 15, 2003 salamz sameer sahib. umeed hai k meri mail ka reply dey ker aap k kalejay mey thand par gaiee ho gi . kaleja tho aap samajhtay ho gay. :o mey bhi sooch raha tha k chawal puk rahay hai lekin sameer sahib ghaiyab hai . aur mey yeh bhi jaanta tha jab tak aap chawalo ki deig ko haath nahi lagaye gay chawal khatum nahi hogay . barhalll aab aap nay hath lagaya hai tho issay khatum hi hona chahiyae . mey pichli post mey keh chuka hu k mey bat ko agay nahi barhana chahta so aab aap ki tang aranay ka maqsad sirf aur sirf uss post ka reply dena hai jis mey mey nay ibrahim sahib say kuch batien ki thi. aur mey aap k malko say kehta hu k aap ko baandh ker rakhay aiwaiee hi logo k ghar mey ja ker boltey phir rahay hai . mey aapnay unn ko baandh ker rakhta hu tha k woh kisi ko nuqsaan na pohnchaye unn samajhtey hai na wohi jo logo per bina kisi reason k boltey hai :P :p :p aap ki tamam bato ka jawab mey deta lekin jesa k mey nay kaha na k mey keh chuka hu k mey baat ko agay nahi barhaoo ga so ji aab aap ehteyat kijiyae ga her kisi ki izzat aapnay haath mey hoo6ti hai. zara sanbhal ker jawab dijiyae ga Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sameer 0 Posted January 15, 2003 hi, mujhe pata tha tumhara reply aayega zaroor kyounke tumne jab apney unn ko nahi baksha to meri sorry kahan se accept karogey? yaar bohat hi dheet kisam ke aadmi ho tum itni bari mail ki itna samjhaya ke ghuma phira kar kuch bhi na kaha karo jo kehna hai saaf saaf kaho phir tum wohi baat kartey ho, saaf saaf kaho na kutta simple as that! ab yar tumhaarey maalik achey hai unho ne tumko sikhaaya hai kisi ke ghar mai jaakar nahi bolna magr kya hai na mujhe mere maalik ne sikhaaya hai jo doosro ki bajaaye unka poora band bajaao aur uss waqt tak bajaao jab tak woh kamrey mai nahi pohanch jaatey (kamra samajhtey ho na ??) KIND ATTENTION MR. WAQAS : ab iss topic ka naam change karke coolyar recipe's likh dey aaj aapk chef ne humai daal chaawal pakaana sikhaaya hai pata nahi kal kya pakaayengey! i'll be waiting for ur new dish ali ! babye! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
