Meeri 0 Posted May 28, 2003 Hello every1! Before reading this, keep a glass of water besides u in case of emergency :P (A Joke in Roman Urdu) Sanjidah Pagal.... Pagal khanay ka doctor naay daakhil honay walay mareezon ka mu'aina karraha tha. aik pagal usay sanjeeda aur hoshmand nazar aaya. doctor nay us say poocha "Tumhain yahan kyoon laaya gya hay? tum to achay khasay ho." Pagal nay jawab dya, "Jinab, main sehetmand hoon theek!! dar asal hua yeh k main nay aik aurat say shadee karlee, jis kee aik athara (18) saal kee jawan lardkee thee. woh bhee apnee maan k saath mairay ghar main rehnay lagee, ittifaq say woh lardkee mairay baap ko pasand aa gaee aur us nay ussay nikah karlya. us din say mairee beewee mairay baap kee saas ban gaee. Kuch arsa k baad mairee beewee kee lardkee jo mairay baap kee beewee thee,- k haan aulaad huee. yeh bacharishtay k lihaz say maira bhai hua, kyoon k woh mairay baap kaa lardkaa tha. magar idhar mairee beewee kaa nawaasa bhee hua. goya main apnay bhai ka naana ban gya. kuch dinon baad mairee beewee k haan bachcha hua, us din say mairay baap kee beewee sotailay bhai kee behen ho gaee. magar woh us kee dadee bhee ho gaee kyoon k woh us kaa shohor, yaanee mairay baap kaa pota tha is tarah maira bachcha, apnee dadee kaa bhai ban gya. ab zara sochyay doctor sahab.... mairee sotailee maan, yaanee mairee beewee kee lardkee, mairay baitay kee behen bhee ho gaee to maira baita maira mamoon ban gya aur main us ka bhanja, jab k main khood us ka naana bhee hoon aur mairay baap ka lardka jo mairee beewee kee lardkee ka baita hay woh maira bhai bhee aur maira nawasaa...... itnaa sunnay k baad doctor nay donon haathon say apna sar pakra aur cheekh uttha... "BUS KAR, Khuda k lyay, bus kar warna main paagal ho jaaoon ga." :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rabbia 0 Posted May 28, 2003 :;): Meeri> gud post han! i'll write in detail sumthing abt it in next post Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_ooky 0 Posted May 31, 2003 hehe..... wow this pagal reminds me of myself.. man usually I make up stories like that! good job..... pagal! and thanx Meeri for posting this. Chow for now! luv... ooky! :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted May 31, 2003 wow complicated relationssss. thnx to God such things never happened in my family. :D funny post meeri. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rabbia 0 Posted May 31, 2003 samajh samjh kar samjh ko samjho ! samjh samajhna bhi aik samajh hai! samjh sa,mjh k jo na samjhay meri samjh main woh na samjh hai! ??? :;): our mujhay nahi samjh aai lkiya karoon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
umair.zm 0 Posted May 31, 2003 SALAM TO u all guyz:hi: mujhey laghta hai k main waqaie kisee pagal khaney main aa gaya hoon itney sarey rishtey is tarah uffffffffffffff.............community walon mujh se ghalatee ho gayee ayienda main aesey pst kabhei nahein par hoon gha..........bye tc ALLAH HAFIZ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted May 31, 2003 ooky> ohhh! :D thanx for ur sweet reply. anywayz, u should always remember that i'm ur bro :P fati> :) Thanx! yeah! now u might understand k log shadee shuda aurat say kyoon naheen shadee kartay :P :;): rabbia> ??? didnt understand a bit :P lol..... thanx! Thank You Every1! Bye! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted June 1, 2003 well it was fuuny .meeri but thats not the reason not to marry with married woman. one cant marry a already married women. she must b divorced. and how come his father married his sons step daughter. i think its not legal according to islamic law. phir to hoa na wo waqai pagall. magar ab main dobara ya nahi parhon gii. uff . waisay post achi thi. :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted June 1, 2003 fati> haan, baat to theek hay laikin woh to pagal hay, woh kahan say theek :D newayz, achee baat bataee, yeh to socha bhee naheen tha :) k! Bye! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansoor 0 Posted June 3, 2003 hmmmmm nice Story .... :D well done ! Laiken aik bat kee mughay samghh nahi aeee ............ tum yaa itnee saree typing without mistake kaisay kar laitay hoo??? :P :D take care Mansoor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_ooky 0 Posted June 3, 2003 Not everyone is like u.. plus u know there is a word called editing..... Almost everyone edits their posts after typing em..... Buhat kam tum jaise pagal hote hain! :D ookay! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansoor 0 Posted June 3, 2003 Achaaaaaaa jeeee mainoo nahee see pata :p sukryaa jee thuhada :D Saday warghay pagal bhut kam hoonaday nay jeee :P tussee ilkul theekk farmaya :D Mansoor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted June 4, 2003 Hello every1! mansoor> oh hi jee!!! lol.... thanx for ur appreciations and lucky u i didnt wrote the doctor's name :P and ohhh! lucky me that i didnt mention the patients name as well :D well..... abt my accuracy, first aanay walay bachay ziada ghaltyan naheen kartay :;): ooky> lol.... jab koi post edit karta hay to neechay likha aajata hay k "Edited By ***** on **/**/**" but i didnt edit it. daikha?! :D yehee to maira kamaal hay.... hahaha! just kidding.... waisay i also do make mistakes and if u wanna check, check above and u'll find one or some... but i dont make mistakes too much like mostly ppl do. it becomes really difficult to understand for the other person coz he doesnt know what u mean or what u r thinking. so it is better to avoid unaccuracy or mistakes and especially while typing Roman Urdu it should b readable and understandable kyoon k har koi mansoor etc kee tarah aqalmand naheen hota. kuch mairay jaisay dumb bhee hotay hain :D LOL!!! ok every1! Bye! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansoor 0 Posted June 5, 2003 Meeri sahee farmaya tusee .. laiken yar tusee meray naann dayy nall etc kuin lagaya ??? ... :O :D achaa Meeri the Typest :P abb Khush ... tusse Mansoor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted June 5, 2003 ohhh! :D yaar mansoor, u know what? i also call ooky "etc"... BTW, what do u mean by TYPEST??? main itna gya guzra hoon??? YOU!!! chalo, main typest to hua, aap kee tarah to naheen jo Typest bhee naheen :P Anywayz, Thanx :;): Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansoor 0 Posted June 8, 2003 pp na meerii jee na .. Aise koee bat nahi bass waisa hee kagha tha :) well u are right I m not a Typist :P MAnsoor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_ooky 0 Posted June 8, 2003 Eh Meeri ke bache.. mere saath ziada smart banne kee koshish mut karo.. after u type ur thing.. then u read over it. edit it! and then post it! Not everyone is like Mansoor who posts stuff n then when read over it realizes his mistakes! Dun act like u r all smart... cuzz u r not! Atleast not smarter than me..... HAHAHA! :D: see ya babe! ooky! :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansoor 0 Posted June 8, 2003 hehhehe Achaaa Aimon Chellenge hai kia ? ? hmmmmmmmm theek laiken .. tum nay koee girly techtics Use nahi karnay :P as ... iam totally dumbp about them :D Achaa too batooo Chellnge done ??? I think iam the coolest around MUnsoor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted June 8, 2003 ooky and mansoor, my dear fellows.... LOL! Aimon, u r the smartest. ok? i remember one quote, "Andhon main kana raaja" :P lol.... ooky, really, i dont read all of my posts. who has that much time? and if u dont believe me, just check the first post of this topic and u can find some mistakes.... isnt that enough evident :D mansoor> LOL! tum jaisa baiwaqoof to aur koi is dunya main ho he naheen sakta...... hehehe! zara challenge k spelling to check karo. karnay aay hain bara challenge :P hahaha! aur kuch naheen to kam az kam challenge he k spelling theek karlaytay. ooky kee tactics to door kee baat hay :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_ooky 0 Posted June 9, 2003 OK meeri.. andhon mai kana raja? Yow I m not livin among blinds.. and I m not deaf either Alhamdulillah and as I sed before a billion times.. I AMMM NOTTT A BOYYYYYYY!!! I m a GIRL.... so I can't be raja either...... now what.. mr. smarty pants? Beat that.. n mansoor: babe' I accept ur challenge...! Start a poll! Even tho it may be hard for me to win because I m a girl and here ppl discriminate a lot but its not impossible..... ooky :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted June 9, 2003 oye mansoor, ab naak ka kata daina...... agar koi help shelp kee zaroorat ho to batao, its the matter of fame or shame :D ooky, i didnt say anything to u foolish girl, i just said i remember a quote... :P and when and to whom did u say that billion times? i dont think that there r altogether billion senteces in coolyar :D now what Mrs. Smarty Skirts hehehe! LOL! still, i call u smarter. now think k mairay kya haal ho ga :D: i cant wait for the poll.... hey, why r u both starting a poll? u know majority is authority and majority would vote mansoor coz they dont wanna get kicked out of cy. :P hehehe! So, start something challenging like a competition or something psychological..... wouldnt it b gr8? u can make me its incharge :;): :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansoor 0 Posted June 9, 2003 Waooooooo Aimon ... Too challenge Accept hai .. Goodd !! lets start a Poll And i Am the First One to Vote.. And i Vote FOR YOU ! Voting kee bhalaa kia zaroorat hai ...... :D Hmm SAmeer Bro yara !!!! about wrong spells .. i have said many time as iiiiiiii Aaaaammm Not a Typist :P And why are u placing ur Gun on mah shoulder ? :D ? ppl voting for me .... yar i wud be needing ur vote when inshallah i will compete in pakistani politics (my aim ) Achaaa Now me cutting short , as i m reading a very special mail :D keep smiling and care for other's smiles Mansoor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansoor 0 Posted July 19, 2003 wasi .. is it for me ? :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted July 20, 2003 mansoor> no u fool. its for ooky :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
