raiha 0 Posted December 14, 2004 Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it. ************************* Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!! ************************ Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wakeup today? 1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! ************************* Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking. ************************ If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you. ************************* Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai" ************************ I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection. ************************* To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of ______expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them. ************************* Once an angle came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace" ************************ Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Pakistani tradition & marry ur dad's ugly decision. ************************ From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache ! ************************* 1 day you'll Be srprised to see ME beside YOU. YOU & ME laughing, YOU & ME crying, YOU & ME dreaming, YOU & ME holding on, YOU & ME... just YOU & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING YOU. I cannot hide this from you any more. I don't want to hurt you and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up ! ************************* Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya". ************************* If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, you are spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, you are jealous of me coz i'm cute! ************************* Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal. ************************ I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!! ************************ Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength to make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaman_Eman 0 Posted December 14, 2004 Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking. O MY GOD RAIHA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*m*s*a* 0 Posted December 15, 2004 grrrrrrrrrr888 kiddo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mein_hoon_na 0 Posted December 15, 2004 very nice kiddoooooooo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Charmer 0 Posted December 16, 2004 it's soooo funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
"WIDMARK" 0 Posted December 17, 2004 :laugh: :laugh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ADD 0 Posted December 17, 2004 salam 2 all Nice job raiha keep it up :) Regards its me AD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*m*s*a* 0 Posted February 17, 2005 (edited) :) More Jokes from my Side. :) =================================================== After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "I know you've been with a lot of woman before. How many were there?" The husband replied, "Look, I don't want to upset you, there were many. Let's just leave it alone." The wife continued to beg and plead and promised she wouldn't get angry. Finally, the husband gave in. "Okay," he said, "Let's see, there was one, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you -- nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen....." =================================================== Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three?" "274" was his reply. The doctor worriedly says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday" replies the second man. The doctor sadly says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?" "Nine" says the third man. "That's great!" exclaims the doctor. "How did you get that?" "Jeez, Doc, it's pretty simple," says the third man. "I just subtracted 274 from Tuesday." =================================================== A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men..." The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "Huh?" Edited February 17, 2005 by *m*s*a* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kashish* 0 Posted February 18, 2005 :) More Jokes from my Side.  :) =================================================== After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "I know you've been with a lot of woman before. How many were there?"  The husband replied, "Look, I don't want to upset you, there were many. Let's just leave it alone." The wife continued to beg and plead and promised she wouldn't get angry.  Finally, the husband gave in. "Okay," he said, "Let's see, there was one, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you -- nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen....." =================================================== Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three?" "274" was his reply. The doctor worriedly says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday" replies the second man. The doctor sadly says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?" "Nine" says the third man. "That's great!" exclaims the doctor. "How did you get that?" "Jeez, Doc, it's pretty simple," says the third man. "I just subtracted 274 from Tuesday." =================================================== A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men..." The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "Huh?" SHAHOOD is very funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raiha 0 Posted February 21, 2005 :) More Jokes from my Side.  :) =================================================== After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. "C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "I know you've been with a lot of woman before. How many were there?"  The husband replied, "Look, I don't want to upset you, there were many. Let's just leave it alone." The wife continued to beg and plead and promised she wouldn't get angry.  Finally, the husband gave in. "Okay," he said, "Let's see, there was one, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you -- nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen....." =================================================== Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three?" "274" was his reply. The doctor worriedly says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday" replies the second man. The doctor sadly says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?" "Nine" says the third man. "That's great!" exclaims the doctor. "How did you get that?" "Jeez, Doc, it's pretty simple," says the third man. "I just subtracted 274 from Tuesday." =================================================== A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men..." The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "Huh?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kareena 0 Posted February 21, 2005 hahahah thats funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*m*s*a* 0 Posted February 23, 2005 (edited) A sweet grandmother telephoned Mount Sinai Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said "I'll be glad to help, Dear. What's the name and room number?" The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Holly Finkel, room 302". The Operator replied, "Let me check. Oh, good news. Her record says that Holly is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday". The Grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news". The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Holly your daughter?" The Grandmother said, "No, I'm Holly Finkel in 302. Nobody tells me". Edited February 23, 2005 by *m*s*a* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*m*s*a* 0 Posted February 26, 2005 Feline Heaven A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask." The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors." God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore." God says, "Say no more." And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates. About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, "How are you doing? Are you happy here?" The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life, and those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*m*s*a* 0 Posted February 27, 2005 Haircuts - The difference between men and women Women's version: Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking? Woman2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think. Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck. Woman2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line. Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier. Men's version: Man2: Haircut? Man1: Yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
