brown_eyes 0 Posted April 11, 2005 One person asked to second person.. 1st person: what is you nationality? 2nd person: my mother was born in Ice-Land and my father was born in Cuba 1st person: that mean your nationality is Ice-Cube :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brown_eyes 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Very hard question for sardars 80,000 Sardars meet in the Dehli Stadium for a "Sardars Are Not Stupid" Convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Sardars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A Sardar works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!" :P Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 Sardars start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!" The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give him another chance." So he Asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety?" :P The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the Sardar starts crying and the 80,000 mans begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!" The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance-- What is 2 plus 2?" The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?" Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 Sardars jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream... "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!" ;) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ cooLboY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cute_ooky 0 Posted April 16, 2005 NO WAY! u know browny... I read this joke yesterday in a digest :o woooooowwwwwwwwww... by the way he should've been given another chance.. dun u think? :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sanum 0 Posted April 18, 2005 so did they give him another chance ? :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brown_eyes 0 Posted May 2, 2005 ;) soooorry for absence!!!! I think they did but not sure so i have to ask them ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cooLboY-Be 0 Posted May 9, 2005 London ki aik dukaan mein mukhtilif quomoon kay dumaakh kay afraad kay dimaakh frokhit hotay thay - Aik sardaar jee wahaan jaa pahchay aur aik musilmaan kay dumaakh ki taraf ishaara kar kay poocha- “Kitnay ka hay?†Jawaab aaya – 100 ponds ka Phir poocha – yeh eisaai ka dumaakh kitnay ka hay? Jawaab milla – 200 pounds ka Ab sardaar jee nay poocha – Acha to yeh sigh ka dumaakh kitna qimti hay? Shopkeeper nay kaha – 2000 pounds ka :D Sardaar jee kay dumaakh ki kimat sun kar sardaar bohat khush howay, Fakhar kay ahsaasat ko poochta hay - ye itna mahinga kyun hay? Shopkeeper nay jawab dia - Aik musilmaan say dumaakh say chaar (4) dumaakh bantay hain, aur bees sikhoon kay dumaakhoon say bamushikil aik dumaakh banta hay, iss liye ye itna mahinga hay ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cooLboY-Be 0 Posted May 25, 2005 Tina1> aap ko last walla joke samjh mein aagaya ;) Posted date dekhein aur ghour karain kay agar kisi ko samjh mein aata to koi reply karta na Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
