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sharaab bani toh mekhane baney

husn bana toh deewane bane

kuch toh baat hai aap main yun hii

toh nahi pagal khane bane!!

KaliKali=GoriGori> :laugh: epecially the last one is v.nice

:rolleyes:

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sharaab bani toh mekhane baney

husn bana toh deewane bane

kuch toh baat hai aap main yun hii

toh nahi pagal khane bane!!

KaliKali=GoriGori> :laugh: epecially the last one is v.nice

:rolleyes:

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:lol: kaalikaali=GoriGori.......:laugh:

waisay i like the first one..coz thodah realistic bhi hai nah ;)

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Chand pe kali ghata chhati toh hogi,

sitaaron ko muskurahat aati toh hogi,

tum lakh chupao duniy se ,

magar akele main tumhin

apni shakal pe hassi aati toh hogi!!!

:D :D :D :D

Very Funny :D

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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke

I don't like your face.

Par dil ke storage mein

no more disk space...

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Ghar se jab tum nikale

pehen ke reshmi gown.

Jaane kitne dilon ka

ho gaya server down...

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Jabse meri zindagi mein,

aayi hai ik female.

Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh

kya mailbox, kya e-mail...

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Dil se ek ishq ki

application create kar raha hoon.

Pyaar se debug karna

mein wait kar raha hoon...

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Tumhaare intezaar mein

neend aayee so gaya.

Yeh dekho mera connection

time out ho gaya...

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Kal jab mile thhe

to dil mein hua ek sound.

Aur aaj mile to kehte hain

your file not found!

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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,

woh repeat kar doonga...

Tu naa mili to apni zindagi

ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

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Shayad mere pyar ko

taste karna bhool gaye...

Dil sey aisa cut kiya

ke paste karna bhool gaye...

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Laakhon honge nigaah mein

kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...

Mere pyaar ke icon pe

kabhi to double-click karo...

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Roz subha hum karte hain

pyar se unhe good morning...

Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain

jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

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Nazar mein to kai hain

aur shaayad lonely hain...

Problem yehi hai ki voh

ab read only hain...

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HELLO BAJI ROSHNI(SWAIRA)

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

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APKI FUNNY POETRY PERH KER MEREY DILL MAIN KHAYA AYA

KE APNEY TOU MUJHEY HANSI KI DUNYA MAIN POCHAHYA

HANS HANS KER LAG GAI HAIN AB HUMMEY BHOOKH :food:

ESS BHOOKH KA ZEMEDARR HUM NE APKO TEHRAYA :P

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KEEP IT UP BAJI ROSHNI :yes:

SADIA WOH BHEE ACHI BACHI :girl:

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:D

sonoo> Lagta hay aap ko dono baar samjh mein nahi aaya kay kia likha howa hay iss liye, na hansi, na muskurain, sirf daant dikhaye aur chali gayein :P

(just joking so plz don't mind.)

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HELLO BAJI ROSHNI(SWAIRA)

 

:laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

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            APKI FUNNY POETRY PERH KER MEREY DILL MAIN KHAYA AYA

              KE APNEY TOU MUJHEY HANSI KI DUNYA MAIN POCHAHYA

              HANS HANS KER LAG GAI HAIN AB HUMMEY BHOOKH :food:

                ESS BHOOKH KA ZEMEDARR HUM NE APKO TEHRAYA :P

                        *************************************

KEEP IT UP BAJI ROSHNI :yes:

SADIA WOH BHEE ACHI BACHI :girl:

sadia i like the way of ur appreciation :rolleyes: :) :wub:

Coolboy>>>>>>

LOV U BHAI :wub:

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Asalaam o Alaikum to all of you :flower:

Thanks to my dearest & nearest, little one & cute one Sawaira sister :wub:

Thanks to all of you :flower:

Arz kia hay.... ;)

Kabhi yoon aao meri gali mein kay patoon ko bhi waha na lagay

Kabhi yoon jao meri gali say kay nazroon ko bhi pata na lagay

Kaisay bhi aaye, Sanoooooooon ki :P

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wo aisay chalti hay, jaisay hawa chalti hay

wo aisay hansti hay jaisay phool khilta hay

wo aisay dekhti hay jaisay abhi maar day gi :P

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Edited by cooLboY-Be

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Asalaam o Alaikum warahmatulla wabarikatihu :hello:

Chaand ko dekha to laga k tum ho

Tumhain dekha to pari naak pe nazar

Phir chaand jaisay to nahi howe na :P

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"TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR

DO U KNOW WHT U ARE

AND ONCE YOU KNOW WHT U R

THE MENTLE HOSPITAL IS NOT SO FAR" :P LOLZ

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  "TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR

  DO U KNOW WHT U ARE

  AND ONCE YOU KNOW WHT U R

  THE MENTLE HOSPITAL IS NOT SO FAR" :P LOLZ

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:laugh:

Cuteleo> Shukir hay aap nay posts ka reply karna to shuro kia hay :D

so that meant you knows :laugh:

:rolleyes:

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  "TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR

  DO U KNOW WHT U ARE

  AND ONCE YOU KNOW WHT U R

  THE MENTLE HOSPITAL IS NOT SO FAR" :P LOLZ

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:lol:

well done guys :yes:

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:star:

BRB

mein horein aaya :rolleyes:

please wait a min.

oh ik min. yaar

jab kay sab ko pata hay yehaan kon intizaar karta hay

her koi bolta hay... mere kol tay time e nahi hay :P

so why we wait for someone?

now next is: you continue, i'll join again later :P

per kisi ko wait karnay da na kahein ;)

kis sahib nay mujhe kaha thora wait/weight kar... mein idher udher dekhnay

lag gaya kay akhair mein weight kis ka karoon ;)

phir mein samjha shayed uss nay wait/intizaar karnay ko kaha hay phir mein jaldi say nikal lia kahein phir na aa jaye :laugh:

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Asalaam o Alaikum to all of you!

you know i'm not in good mood today :( :weep: but just making you laugh that's why going to add more to make you laugh.. I hope you all will like it. :)

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kia hoaa gar barish se piyaar kia

aur tum say ishq ka izhaar kia

aapnay meray dady ko kiyoon bedaar kiya

unhoon nay mujhay buhat sharamsaar kia

sab ko khabar hai, ke meri jaan hai barish

imaan hai barish, baimaan hai barish

ik zara si baat pe, kiyoon heater jalatay ho tum

kambul bhi mujhko aurhaatay ho tum

nahi hosakta hargiz pnemonia mujhko

kiss baat ki aakhir itni fikar hai tumko

khud ko kiyoon istarha khuwaar kia

khud to thay hi mujhko bhi itna bezaar kia

chalo maana ke tuu mera deewana hai

mein hoon shama aur tuu parwaana hai

ab tu so jaa, ye kambul aurh kar

karwat le udher, lait moonh ko moorh kar

ke hai kafi ziaada nazla mujhay

lag na jaay kahin ye kambakht tujhay

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:D kya kahna HATHI ka kya zoook paya ha waasaaa bhai osay kisi eye specilist ka paas he la jata main apni cycle bage don kyaaaaaaa

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