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Yeh zulfain hain tumhari ya resham ke jaal

Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo chohe Jinhon ne kutre tere baaal :P

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Maana Ke Main Poora Musalman To Nahi

Par Apne Deen Se Nata To Jor Sakta Hoon

Nemaz Roza Kuch Bhi Na Sahi

Shab-E-Barat Patakhe To Chhor Sakta Hoon

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Exam paas aaye

sir mera dukhaye

Teacher ne na jaaane kyun dant dikhaye

Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai

Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai

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Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar Sabzi meri uraa le gaya

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Yeh zulfain hain tumhari ya resham ke jaal

Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo chohe Jinhon ne kutre tere baaal :P

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Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar Sabzi meri uraa le gaya

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:laugh: nice janab :D

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Maana Ke Main Poora Musalman To Nahi

Par Apne Deen Se Nata To Jor Sakta Hoon

Nemaz Roza Kuch Bhi Na Sahi

Shab-E-Barat Patakhe To Chhor Sakta Hoon

i love this one

nice bhia jee :P

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Jadoo> Raiha> aray wah aap dono ko 20 din kay baad funny poetry samjh mein aagayee :laugh: j/k

har kisi kay chahray per her waqt bara hi baj rahay thay iss liye smile section mein koi aa hi nahi raha tha mene continue karnay ki koshish ki lakin udasi mein joke bhi serious suggusion lag raha tha... :lol:

anyways aap dono ko yehaan dobara dekh kar bohat khushi howi :D

:hi:

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aray bhia jee main to aye abhi hoon na is liye abhi parha hai.is liye abhi hi samjh aye hai. :) kher ap continue rakhiye hamay hasna aab saab hansay gai :wub:

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Jadoo> Raiha> aray wah aap dono ko 20 din kay baad funny poetry samjh mein aagayee :laugh: j/k

har kisi kay chahray per her waqt bara hi baj rahay thay iss liye smile section mein koi aa hi nahi raha tha mene continue karnay ki koshish ki lakin udasi mein joke bhi serious suggusion lag raha tha... :lol:

anyways aap dono ko yehaan dobara dekh kar bohat khushi howi :D

:hi:

salam every one :hi:

CB...... app be na... mujeee best simle award mila hai 2004 ka:P dehan see zara... :P yah sab ... kam mujee samj nahi ayee gee tu aure kiss koo samj ayee ge hmmmmmmm :P :rolleyes: :P well .... acah laga app kaa chilly jesa reply kartee rahee ga mujee larnee ka buhat shoq hai :P

han ... koee na koee tu hona chyee joo hum sab kooo kush karee thx alot dear CB..... u are doing really good job:D i try my best main bee app ka sath doo aur sab kooo .... kush kush rahkooooo .... welll

Allah bless u ... :D

take care bye

Edited by *jadoo*

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Jadoo> baat kuch hazam nahi howi... mera matlab kuch samjh mein nahi aaya kay aap nay likha kia hay :laugh:

zara gor karein aur dobara explain karnay ki koshish karain :lol:

agar meri tarah jaan boojh ke do baatain bolain hain kay kisi ko bura na lagay to phir theek hay ;)

1st... Larai ko bohat shoq hay...

2nd... aap ka saath doon gi...

ab samjh mein nahi aa raha kay larai mein saath daingi ya hasaanay mein :P

haan Fav. Smile Mem. to aap hi rahain gi.. insha'Allah

mein to bas......................

:D

Edited by cooLboY-Be

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KAL HI WOH HUM SE JANAT MAIN TAKRA GAEE

KAL HI WOH HUM SE JANAT MAIN TAKRA GAEE

HUMARE DIL SE DUA NIKLI

DUR FITE MUNH TUSI ITHE V AA GAEE

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ISHQ MAIN KITNE GHAR LUT GAEE YAROO

ISHQ MAIN KITNE GHAR LUT AGEE YAROO

ISHQ MAIN 15, 20 GHAR LUIT GAEE YAROO.........

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NEEM DE THALE BEH KE ASE ISHQ LARAYA KERDE SI

NEEM DE THALE BEH KE ASE ISHQ LARAYA KERDE SI

TU BARTAN MANJIYA KERDI SI

MAIN KATE NAWAYA KERDA SI

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IK HI SAF MAIN KHARE HO GAEE MEHMOOD-O-AYAZ

IK HI SAF MAIN KHARE HO GAEE MEHMOOD-O-AYAZ

TERE MUNH SE ATTI HAI BU NA KHA KER AYA KER PYAZ

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Teaz hawa ka jhoka aya.

Sath mai tere khushbhu laya.

Tb maiere dil mai khayal aya.

Aj bhi maiera dost nahi nahaya.

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ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,

ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,

ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,

ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,

Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...

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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,

ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,

Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,

kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!

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Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega,

Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega,

ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,

Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega?

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