arsii 0 Posted December 8, 2003 thanks all of u guyz for a nice appreciation now listen that oneCustomer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup. >Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers. > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx > >Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. >Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much. > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx > >Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup. >Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard? > >Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx > >Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup? >Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller. > >xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx > >Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny. >Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arsii 0 Posted December 8, 2003 salaam nadan yaar tum to bilkul hushyaar ban gayee ho ab samajh jaate ho sab kuch mager still u r a bit nadan ab yeh suno aur samajhne ki koshish kerna ager samajh mein aagay to mein tumhein samjhoon ga hushyaaar study=fail STUDY=FAIL This is a mathematical proof which I acciedently achieved while I was studying i.e preparing to fail , Study = Fail -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Proof : Why I am not studying ? Because : No Study = Fail ....................... ( I ) Study = No Fail ...................... ( II ) By Combining ( I ) & ( II ) : =====> ( No Study + Study ) = ( No Fail + Fail ) By Taking ( Study ) as a common factor in the left hand side And Taking ( Fail ) as a common factor in the right hand side =====> Study ( No + 1) = Fail (No + 1 ) By Dividing both sides by ( No + 1) =====> Study = Fail , Hence Proved! SO I ADVISE YOU TO STOP STUDING mager khayaal kerna is advice per amal nahin kernaa :laugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted December 9, 2003 o itna asha mashwara!! :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shabo 0 Posted December 13, 2003 Nice poetry u all I'd like to share the following ishar with u.. hope u like it!! Jab jab humey pyaas lagti hai, Un k aaney ki aas lagti hai, Un ki deewangi mey hum ho gaiey itney deewaney, K har larki ki maa apni saas lagti hai!! Sx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aysha 0 Posted December 13, 2003 hi! woh b kia din thay hum ek jin thay tu ik pari thi hum pay mar miti thi yeh b kia din hain hum ab b jin hain tu ik pari hai hum se dour khari hai .......................................................................................... jo pesh kia locket to boli yeh to mujh se b khubsorat hai jo pesh kia dil to farmaya rehne do is tukluf ki kia zaroorat hai. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aysha 0 Posted December 13, 2003 hi! woh b kia din thay hum ek jin thay tu ik pari thi hum pay mar miti thi yeh b kia din hain hum ab b jin hain tu ik pari hai hum se dour khari hai .......................................................................................... jo pesh kia locket to boli yeh to mujh se b khubsorat hai jo pesh kia dil to farmaya rehne do is tukluf ki kia zaroorat hai. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted December 14, 2003 haha :laugh: wha wha wo b kiya din thay jab TUM jin thay.. zaber10 Aysha!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted December 17, 2003 Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse! Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found! Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if" Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash, Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted December 20, 2003 sanum thak jaogi.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shabo 0 Posted December 24, 2003 Kiran> Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down its funny I like it :) Aaj do sweater aur pehan lo Aaj pairon mey mozey aur pehan lo Do razaiee bhi orrh lo, aaj muffler bhi pehno Kya pata kal thhand ho na ho ;) Sx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sanum 0 Posted December 24, 2003 (edited) sanum thak jaogi.. Kiran tum nahi thakeen lotpoot kar Edited December 24, 2003 by sanum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sanum 0 Posted December 24, 2003 Aaj do sweater aur pehan loAaj pairon mey mozey aur pehan lo Do razaiee bhi orrh lo, aaj muffler bhi pehno Kya pata kal thhand ho na ho ;) Sx[/b] shabo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted December 25, 2003 Kiran tum nahi thakeen lotpoot kar nahi main Smoking nahi kerti :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted December 25, 2003 (edited) Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le zalim Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI. Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote..... Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote..... Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hote ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to h! azaron ka kya hoga. Edited December 25, 2003 by Kiran Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
~incomplete story~ 0 Posted December 28, 2003 Very Funny :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted December 28, 2003 wha wha Shabo zaber10 kal ho na hooo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted December 29, 2003 nice so much nice posts all ov ya Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted January 4, 2004 Zindagi hai to khwaab hai khwaab hai to manzilein hai manzilein hai to fasaley hai fasaley hai to rastey hai rastay hai to mushkilein hai mushkilein hai to hausla hai hausla hai to Yakeen hai Yakeen hai to paisa hai paisa hai to shohrat hai shohrat hai to izzat hai izzat hai to ladki hai ladki hai to tension hai tension hai to concern hai concern hai to a khayaal hai khayaal hai to khwaab hai khawab hai to growth hai growth hai to zindagi hai zindagi hai to khwaab hai matlab duniya gol gol hai bas ghumaneywala chahiye...... hmm ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted January 4, 2004 Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai Jaise baajray ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai Ghalib ne likha deewar par lal rang se Yahan likhna mana hai Jab tota (parrot) hua dirty, Tote se boli maina Don't you worry, Surf Excel hai na Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola Moyee kitne din se sar nahin dhoya Hum aapke dil mein rahate hai Aur Karaya (rent) bhi nahin dete hai Zor ki baarish Makes me wonder Is this what they call, Taste the thunder? Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya Ke kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya Ae husn kee malka aur baharon ki shaan Jeeye jawan jeeye kisan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted January 4, 2004 hahahaha.. lol @ moyeee.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
