Shabo 0 Posted January 9, 2004 :hi: Tu chand maangey to chand doon, Tu taara maangey to taara doon, Tu raat maangey to raat doon, Tu jaan maangey to,,,, arrey bas kar kya general store samajh rakha hai?!!! Sx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted January 17, 2004 Mera guzra saal... January main sirsari si mulaqat hum nay ki :hi: February main uss say baat hum nay ki March main isharay main paygaam hum nay diya April main ankhoon say salam hum nay kiya May main akay ankoon main wo buss gaye June main akay dil main wo uter gaye :luv: July main khayein hum nay jeenay mernay ki qasmain August main torr deen hum nay zaamanay ki rasmain September main achanak un say mulaqat kam ker di October main un ki yaad main ankhain num kerdin November main jab un ki shadi ka card aya December main un ko bhan kah k behlaya ye dil... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
umair.zm 0 Posted January 18, 2004 :laugh: :laugh: wat a funny poetriesssss guyssssss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted January 22, 2004 AN ENGINEER'S VALENTINE POEM I was alone and all was dark Beneath me and above My life was full of volts and amps But not the spark of love But now that your are here with me My heart is overjoyed You turn the square of my heart Into a sinusoid You load things from my memory Onto my system's bus My life was once assembly code Now it's C++ I love the way you solder things My circuits you can fix The voltage across your diode is much more than just point six With your amps and resistors You have built my integrator I cannot survive without you You are my function generator You have charged my life, increased my gain And made my maths discreet And now I'll end my poem here Control, Alt, and Delete Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted January 24, 2004 Zaber10 Fati g!! :D.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted January 24, 2004 kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke "jaan bhi maango to hazir hai", Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hai ================================================== tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey, tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey, Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey ================================================== Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana ********************************** AAP ROOTHA NA KARO YOON HUMSE MERE DIL KI DHADKAN BHAD JAATI HAI DIL TO AAPKE NAAM KAR HE CHUKKE HAIN JAA BAS BAAKI HAI VO BHI NIKAL JAATI HAI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
umair.zm 0 Posted January 25, 2004 :laugh: nadan tooo good yar .... specially 1 wesey main aik arz karon... hey mazahiya so mind na karina koiee :) ok Zamaane ke dar se teri tasweer toilet mein chupa rakhi hai. deedar ho tera baar baar isliye julaab ki goli kha rakhi hai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted February 7, 2004 Shairi....... >Maine tujhe dekha, >angle badal badal kar >Tere baap ne mujhe peeta, >jootey badal badal kar >_______________________________________________ >Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel >So my darling .... What's The Big-Deal ?? >__________________________________________________________ > >Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do >Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do >____________________________________________________ >Apple katta hoon knife se, >Paani peeta hoon pipe se, >Kya zamana aaa gaya, >Joote khata hoon wife se >_____________________________________________ >Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roz khilaoon >Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon >__________________________________________________ >Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya >Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa >_____________________________________________ >Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi >Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya >Maine soncha mera dil aaya >Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya >______________________________________________________ >Maine tujhe dekha >Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya >Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya >_________________________________ >Aaakhain taras gaye tumhara khayal aa gaya >Ab to chehra dikha do, naya saal aaa gaya >___________________________________________________ >Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar >Sabzi meri uraa le gaya >___________________________________________________ >Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, >Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye >Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye, >Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai, >Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai.... >______________________________________ >Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note >bichata hoon >Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon >______________________________________________________ >Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain >Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge >maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai >bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge >______________________________ >Maana Ke Main Pura Musalman To Nahi >Par Apne Deen Se Nata To Jor Sakta Hoon >Nemaz Roza Kuch Na Sahi >Shab-E-Barat Patakhe To Chor Sakta Hoon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
umair.zm 0 Posted February 7, 2004 :laugh: fati all were really gr8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
napster 0 Posted February 8, 2004 heloo every one is too much best yar yeh meri taraf say awarege main hadh say guzar jana chaee lekan bholae say kabhi ghar wapis bhi jana chaee <>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<> yeh desh humra hi iss ko hum nay begara hai iss ka bacha bacha bachpan say awara hi <>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<. jis payar kia woh amercia chalee gai jis say dil ishaq kia woh dehli chalee gai dil nay kaha khodkushi kar loon :P bejli ko hath lagia bajlee chaleee gai <>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>: When i call u 1 ring meanz im thinking of u :D :D :D 2 ring meanz i like u 3 ring meanz i'm missing u 4 ring meanz i need u 5 ring meanz Zaleel Insan Phone Uthha!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
saba 0 Posted February 22, 2004 very nice poetry guyse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
saba 0 Posted February 22, 2004 (edited) or kuch wese sab ki poetry achi hai han na Edited February 22, 2004 by saba Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brown_eyes 0 Posted February 27, 2004 Hello... wah wah yehaan to bohat achi shairi chal rahi hai... napster aur agar 5 rings kay baad bhi phone nahi uthaya to meray khiyaal say 6 ring per phone say aik haath nikal kar us kay gaal per paray ga... Brown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted February 27, 2004 Ok Guys Few More for all of You!! Enjoyy!!! Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai --------------------- Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah) --------------------- Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya........ Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya --------------------- Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad; Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main "Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad" --------------------- Taj Mahal kya cheez hai main to usse bhi bara mahal banaoonga, aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi, main to tujhe zinda hi dafna doonga. --------------------- KAASH TERE CHEHRE PE CHICKENPOX KE DAAG HOTE CHAND TO TUM HO HI SITARE BHI SAATH HOTE --------------------- Jise samjha Leher Pepsi Woh nikla Jeher Pepsi Jise samjha Coca Cola Woh nikla Dhoka Cola Ab piyo Wine and Whisky Life hoga No More Risky --------------------- Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri Dilne kaha dildar nikla Par haire meri footi kismat Nahaya hua sardar nikla --------------------- Zindagi to hum bhi jee rahe thay, Taqdeer humari kharab nikli Tajmahal hum bhi bana sakte thay, Mumtaz humari bewafa nikli --------------------- Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye Hum unhe yaad karen Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye --------------------- Aansu ko ankhon ki Dehliz pe laya na karo. Apne dil ki halat Kisiko bataya na karo. Log mutthi bhar namak liye Ghoom rahe hain Apne zakhm kisiko Dikhaya na karo. --------------------- Mohabbat ki shamma jalake to dekho, Zara dil ki duniya saja kar to dekho, Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna, Zara humse nazaren milake to dekho. --------------------- Log ishq karte hain, Bare shor ke saath. Humne bhi kiya, Bare zor ke saath. Magar ab karenge, Thora gaur ke saath. Kyonki kal usko dekha, Kisi aur ke saath. --------------------- Ta mam umar zindagi se door rahe, Teri khushi ke liye tujse door rahe Ab is se badkar wafa ki saza kya hogi Ki tere hokar bhi tujse door rahe. --------------------- Ankhen apki ho, par ansu mere Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri Dil apka ho, par dharkan meri Zindagi ke akhri mor par dua hogi yahi Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri. --------------------- Jab bhi apse milne ki takdeer nazar ayi Mujhe pavon main bandhi zanjeer nazar ayi Teri yaad main nikal pare mere aansu Har aansu main teri tasweer nazar ayi. --------------------- Talaash karo koyi tumhe mil jayega Magar humari tarah tumhe kaun chahega Zaroor koyi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega Magar hamara dil kahan se layega. --------------------- Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke Adha piya aur adha chor diya Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar Nahin koi Max Bar Jo thora sa lagaya aur bas hogaya.......!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
napster 0 Posted February 28, 2004 hello yar thanks very much meri poetry pasand karnee valoon kay liye our han browneyez app nay thekh kaha ek tu bill padee uper say itnay lamee rings send karoo yar last time gal pay thapeer hi send ho ga ................................................................................................ un ki galioon say guzree ajeeb itfaq tha unhoon nay phool phenkha gamla bhi sath tha ;) ........................................................................ kal yaroon mahfil main bada yarna tha shama say thi ghantaghar say badee hathi say bada parvana tha ....................................................................................... yeh sadak jati hi hi pashwar tak jalnee vale ka moon kala papu yar tang na kar had raftar 65 kilo meter bala driver pakistan zinda bad ................................................................ abb vakfa baree namaz .............................................. feer milan gay aglay poetry tay ......................... chal mahi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
napster 0 Posted February 28, 2004 hello maf karan namaz thodi si choti ho gai meri yaroo ghar say pehan gia kameez masjid main dhodti ho gai yaroo ....................................................................................... kon kehta hi kay pyar main pakdee jayeen gay vakat anay pay hum bhai behan ban jayee gay <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>><>< teray husan kia tareef karoon bandar jasa moon teri zalofon kay kia kehnay teray har ek bal par joon ><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>, tum bhiu bee sahar hum bhi be sahara fitay mon tumhara fitay moon humra >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. dil kay armoono kay ansoo beh gayee unkay bachee hum ko mamoo keh gayee <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< isaq kay sumndar main ghota laga pane bhot thanda main bhar nikal aia >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
