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love the meera one lolz :biggrin:

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LOlxz meera one is Realy funny

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Wife:Wat is 15 years with me?

Husband:A sec.

Wife:What is $10000 for me?

Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.

Husband:Wait a sec

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Hitler says,

There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary

Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?

Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is liver & wife is kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.

If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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American: Can U swim?

Pathan: No

American: Dog is Better den u

bcz It Swims

Pathan: Can u swim?

American: Yes

Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.

:biggrin:

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L ======

O ======

V ======

E ======

L= loss of money.

o= out of mind.

v= vaste of time.

e= end of life.

So dont LOVE.

Only pass your time

:biggrin:

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Punjabi jatt riding on buffalo

Policeman stopped him and ask

Policeman: Licence kad oye, tera chalan katu, helmet kitthe hai?

Jatt: Oye bhutni deya, thale vekh, eh four wheeler hai.

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Future Mein Price List Is Tarha Ho Gi,

Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay,

Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay,

Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop,

Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra,

List K Neeche 1 Zaruri Note Bhi Likha Hoga Kay Jo Bhi Yeh Sab Cheezein Khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Soonghnay Ko Milay Gi. :biggrin:

Edited by shahabi

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New married couple of srdar sahib and srdarni,

beghm sahiba: sardaar g, saadi shadi nu 24 ghnty ho gy ny

srdar sahib: te lgdy jistrah kal di gal ay :clap:

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jb murghi andaa free mae deti hy to bazaar mae us us ki qeemat Rs:08/- q hy???

aj nhi bolo gy to kal bughto gy,

djuice khamoshi ka bycott :yahoo:

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A Sign At A Petrol Pump

Plz.Dun Smoke Here..Your Life May Be Worthless

But

Petrol Is Very Expensive :p

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Friend Ship rules

No Drama

No Excuse

No Sorry

No Thanx

...Don't Say

I m busy

.

Always Say

.

Jigar hukum kar

Tery liye jan Bhi hazir hai.

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.

.

.

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Denge nahi wo alag baat hai:-):D :P

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Nice jokes being shared here,

True Petrol is more expansive than a human life here :tease:

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FaQeEr: 2 RuPe Ka SaWaL HaI BaBa

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....

BaChA: BaBa JaLdY Se SaWaL BaToV MuJhE 2 RuPeE Ki BhOaT SaKhT ZoRoRoT HaI . . . ;->

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Sardar:

I really like u.

Girl:

Meri chappel ka size pata hai na?

Sardar:

...Lo kar lao gal,

friendship hoi nae,

farmaeshaan shuru

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Height of disturbing !!

Boy : Pen hai?

Girl : Nahi hai.

...Thodi der baad..

Boy : pen hai?

Girl : Nahi hai boa na. :x

Thodi der baad..

Boy : pen hai pen? Pen?

Girl : Ek baar bola na k nahi hai, agli baar pucha to hathode se sarr fod dungi tera..

Boy : hathoda hai?

Girl : Nahi hai.. :order:

Boy : Toh fir pen hai pen? xD

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A week b4 exams......... we refers to foreign authors,,,,

2 days b4 exams,......we refers 3 local authors,,,,,,,,,

on the day of exam,...........we become authors,,,,,,,,

"sun....just heading bta dy, baki khud likh loonga" :share::suspect:

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Love Story...!

Wo bus stop pe khari thi, main usey dekh raha tha

Wo khari thi, main himmat kr k kareeb gaya aur aahista se kaha, "CHANDA"!

...

Wo muskari, main khush hogaya. Phir us ne 10 rupay mere haath pe rakh diye.

Main ne herat se poochha,

"Ye kya?

" Wo boli, "Chanda"

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:yahoo: A rabbit runs,

jumps,

and live only for 15 years,

while a turtle does nothing,

yet live for 300 years,

Moral:

exercise is hell

just sleep well

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