Rainbow 333 Posted December 4, 2010 love the meera one lolz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted December 5, 2010 hahahah Meera is genious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shanirockon 1 Posted December 5, 2010 LOlxz meera one is Realy funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted December 14, 2010 Wife:Wat is 15 years with me? Husband:A sec. Wife:What is $10000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a sec Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted December 14, 2010 Hitler says, There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah? Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted December 14, 2010 Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted December 14, 2010 American: Can U swim? Pathan: No American: Dog is Better den u bcz It Swims Pathan: Can u swim? American: Yes Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted December 14, 2010 L ====== O ====== V ====== E ====== L= loss of money. o= out of mind. v= vaste of time. e= end of life. So dont LOVE. Only pass your time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted January 14, 2011 Punjabi jatt riding on buffalo Policeman stopped him and ask Policeman: Licence kad oye, tera chalan katu, helmet kitthe hai? Jatt: Oye bhutni deya, thale vekh, eh four wheeler hai. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted January 14, 2011 (edited) Future Mein Price List Is Tarha Ho Gi, Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay, Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay, Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop, Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra, List K Neeche 1 Zaruri Note Bhi Likha Hoga Kay Jo Bhi Yeh Sab Cheezein Khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Soonghnay Ko Milay Gi. Edited January 14, 2011 by shahabi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted June 7, 2011 New married couple of srdar sahib and srdarni, beghm sahiba: sardaar g, saadi shadi nu 24 ghnty ho gy ny srdar sahib: te lgdy jistrah kal di gal ay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted June 7, 2011 jb murghi andaa free mae deti hy to bazaar mae us us ki qeemat Rs:08/- q hy??? aj nhi bolo gy to kal bughto gy, djuice khamoshi ka bycott Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naina2008 1 Posted June 9, 2011 A Sign At A Petrol Pump Plz.Dun Smoke Here..Your Life May Be Worthless But Petrol Is Very Expensive :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naina2008 1 Posted June 9, 2011 Friend Ship rules No Drama No Excuse No Sorry No Thanx ...Don't Say I m busy . Always Say . Jigar hukum kar Tery liye jan Bhi hazir hai. . . . . . Denge nahi wo alag baat hai:-):D :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Waqas 48 Posted June 9, 2011 Nice jokes being shared here, True Petrol is more expansive than a human life here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted June 9, 2011 lolz... funny jokes.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naina2008 1 Posted June 10, 2011 FaQeEr: 2 RuPe Ka SaWaL HaI BaBa . . . . .... BaChA: BaBa JaLdY Se SaWaL BaToV MuJhE 2 RuPeE Ki BhOaT SaKhT ZoRoRoT HaI . . . ;-> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naina2008 1 Posted June 10, 2011 Sardar: I really like u. Girl: Meri chappel ka size pata hai na? Sardar: ...Lo kar lao gal, friendship hoi nae, farmaeshaan shuru Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Waqas 48 Posted June 10, 2011 Height of disturbing !! Boy : Pen hai? Girl : Nahi hai. ...Thodi der baad.. Boy : pen hai? Girl : Nahi hai boa na. :x Thodi der baad.. Boy : pen hai pen? Pen? Girl : Ek baar bola na k nahi hai, agli baar pucha to hathode se sarr fod dungi tera.. Boy : hathoda hai? Girl : Nahi hai.. Boy : Toh fir pen hai pen? xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted June 10, 2011 A week b4 exams......... we refers to foreign authors,,,, 2 days b4 exams,......we refers 3 local authors,,,,,,,,, on the day of exam,...........we become authors,,,,,,,, "sun....just heading bta dy, baki khud likh loonga" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naina2008 1 Posted June 10, 2011 Love Story...! Wo bus stop pe khari thi, main usey dekh raha tha Wo khari thi, main himmat kr k kareeb gaya aur aahista se kaha, "CHANDA"! ... Wo muskari, main khush hogaya. Phir us ne 10 rupay mere haath pe rakh diye. Main ne herat se poochha, "Ye kya? " Wo boli, "Chanda" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted June 18, 2011 A rabbit runs, jumps, and live only for 15 years, while a turtle does nothing, yet live for 300 years, Moral: exercise is hell just sleep well Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
