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B.V ko thpr maar kr husband ny kaha,

insaan usy maarta hy jis sy wo pyar kry,

wife ny 2 thpr, 10, 12 dandy, maar kr kaha,

aap kia smjhty haen mae aap sy pyar nhi krti..........?? :victory:

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A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line

Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &

the Least Romantic 2nd Line

There's d Winning Rhymes

My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife

Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life

I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming

That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming

Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot

This Describes Everything You r Not

I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes

Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies

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Boy : Tootay huay dil se pyar karogi ?

ya dil ke tootne tak pyar karogi? =D

GIRL..!

Tooti hui chappal se pitay ga

...ya chappal ke tootne tak pitay ga? =D

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1 srdar g jb b clothes wash krny ka sochty barish ho jati,

1 din skht dhoop thi,

wo isi irady sy srf leny shop pr gy,

bahr badal zor sy grja

to srdar sahib aasman ki trf munh kr k boly,

"kidhr mae ty rass laen aaya c" :yahoo:

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SANTA SINGH

Santa Singh goes to a tv shop & ask'Aap k pass color tv hey kia?

Haan'' replies shopowner.

Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'

A Sardar, a Japanese, and a British were lost in the desert.

They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey.

The Japanese took the radiator, the British took the seat, and

the Sardar took the door.

After a while of walking the British asked the Japanese "I'm confused, why did you bring the radiator?"

The Japanese responded, "If I get thirsty, I can drink the fluid."

Next the Sardar asked the British "Why did you bring the seat?" So the British said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can

sit on this comfortable seat." Finally the Japanese asked the Sardar why he had chosen the door.

The Sardar quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets

hot all I have to do is roll down the window."

Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said ''I''m 1yr elder to you''.

Sardar said ''Oh! No Problem Soniye, I''ll marry you NEXT YEAR.

Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is dieing in hospital.

Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.

Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.

The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE! :laughing:

very funny na :yes:

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:yippee:

1 chor ny apni mngaitr ko gold ka set dya,

wo khush ho kr boli, is set ki qeemat kya hy???

chor:

3 saal qaid ty police di khatir v...........

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:yahoo:1st friend:

yaar wife sy lrrai khtm hui??

2nd"

haan ghutny tek k mery pass aai thi.......

1st (heran hoty huy)

uss ny ghutny tek kr kia kaha??

2nd"

yehi k bed k neechy sy bahr nikal aaao mae kch nhi kahun gi.............

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If girl in love:

Her parents ask Who is dat

IDIOT?

If Boy in love,

His parents ask

IDIOT, who is dat girl? MORAL: No

matter whoevr in love

Boys r always idiot...!! :P

OTHER MORAL DERIVED BY ME FROM THIS(REALLY BY MYSELF) IS girls always loves idiots.... ;) :D

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i know i havea magnetic personality,,,,

but still if u r not attracted,,

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then go n check out....

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u have an IRON deficiency....... happy.png

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GIRL:kitna Pyar krte ho Muje?

BOY: Shahjahan jaisa

GIRL:To TajMahal banwao

BOY:Zameen kharid li he,

bas tumhare marne ka intezaar kar raha hu.

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Do u know ?

glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai? Dhuzy?

No

dhooz??

No thishh??

Nahi bhae Ami ki awaz aati hai

“arey kambakht, kya tor dia”?

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Larki k Gaal pr Gulaab maarny pr response!

Englsh girl: U r 2 naughty sweet heart

Urdu girl: Nhi kro na Jan

Punjabi girl: Insan da Puttar ban kuttay dia Putra;-)

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Beta: papa may jab business karunga

Tuo

Achche-Achche K hath me katora pakra dunga

Baap: Good Beta! Per Woh kese ?

Beta: Paani Puri Bechunga :)

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Unmarried hone ka sabse bada nuksaan kya hai?

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Aap bed ke dono taraf se gir sakte hai.

So get married soon. ;)

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anni vi gal nai SR hur joke vi mere kol teyaar nainnoprob.gif

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