sho_shweet 657 Posted June 19, 2011 B.V ko thpr maar kr husband ny kaha, insaan usy maarta hy jis sy wo pyar kry, wife ny 2 thpr, 10, 12 dandy, maar kr kaha, aap kia smjhty haen mae aap sy pyar nhi krti..........?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rooh 5 Posted June 28, 2011 ZABARDAST PYAR HO TU AISA HO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rooh 5 Posted June 28, 2011 A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line & the Least Romantic 2nd Line There's d Winning Rhymes My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot This Describes Everything You r Not I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naina2008 1 Posted July 2, 2011 Boy : Tootay huay dil se pyar karogi ? ya dil ke tootne tak pyar karogi? =D GIRL..! Tooti hui chappal se pitay ga ...ya chappal ke tootne tak pitay ga? =D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted July 12, 2011 1 srdar g jb b clothes wash krny ka sochty barish ho jati, 1 din skht dhoop thi, wo isi irady sy srf leny shop pr gy, bahr badal zor sy grja to srdar sahib aasman ki trf munh kr k boly, "kidhr mae ty rass laen aaya c" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aleema_Akhtar 1 Posted August 2, 2011 SANTA SINGH Santa Singh goes to a tv shop & ask'Aap k pass color tv hey kia? Haan'' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!' A Sardar, a Japanese, and a British were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey. The Japanese took the radiator, the British took the seat, and the Sardar took the door. After a while of walking the British asked the Japanese "I'm confused, why did you bring the radiator?" The Japanese responded, "If I get thirsty, I can drink the fluid." Next the Sardar asked the British "Why did you bring the seat?" So the British said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat." Finally the Japanese asked the Sardar why he had chosen the door. The Sardar quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window." Sardar proposed a Girl......Girl said ''I''m 1yr elder to you''. Sardar said ''Oh! No Problem Soniye, I''ll marry you NEXT YEAR. Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is dieing in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies. Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE! very funny na Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted September 11, 2011 1 chor ny apni mngaitr ko gold ka set dya, wo khush ho kr boli, is set ki qeemat kya hy??? chor: 3 saal qaid ty police di khatir v........... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted September 18, 2011 :yahoo:1st friend: yaar wife sy lrrai khtm hui?? 2nd" haan ghutny tek k mery pass aai thi....... 1st (heran hoty huy) uss ny ghutny tek kr kia kaha?? 2nd" yehi k bed k neechy sy bahr nikal aaao mae kch nhi kahun gi............. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daineee 211 Posted February 13, 2012 If girl in love: Her parents ask Who is dat IDIOT? If Boy in love, His parents ask IDIOT, who is dat girl? MORAL: No matter whoevr in love Boys r always idiot...!! :P OTHER MORAL DERIVED BY ME FROM THIS(REALLY BY MYSELF) IS girls always loves idiots.... ;) :D 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted March 31, 2012 i know i havea magnetic personality,,,, but still if u r not attracted,, . . . . then go n check out.... , , , ,, , , u have an IRON deficiency....... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daineee 211 Posted April 12, 2012 GIRL:kitna Pyar krte ho Muje? BOY: Shahjahan jaisa GIRL:To TajMahal banwao BOY:Zameen kharid li he, bas tumhare marne ka intezaar kar raha hu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daineee 211 Posted April 16, 2012 Do u know ? glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai? Dhuzy? No dhooz?? No thishh?? Nahi bhae Ami ki awaz aati hai “arey kambakht, kya tor dia”? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daineee 211 Posted April 16, 2012 Larki k Gaal pr Gulaab maarny pr response! Englsh girl: U r 2 naughty sweet heart Urdu girl: Nhi kro na Jan Punjabi girl: Insan da Puttar ban kuttay dia Putra;-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arsalan123 0 Posted May 10, 2012 Beta: papa may jab business karunga Tuo Achche-Achche K hath me katora pakra dunga Baap: Good Beta! Per Woh kese ? Beta: Paani Puri Bechunga :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daineee 211 Posted May 14, 2012 Unmarried hone ka sabse bada nuksaan kya hai? . . . . . . . . . Aap bed ke dono taraf se gir sakte hai. So get married soon. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sho_shweet 657 Posted May 27, 2012 Maliha n cancerian bro,,,,itnaaaa braaaa joke......... bl k joker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
noreen 59 Posted May 30, 2012 anni vi gal nai SR hur joke vi mere kol teyaar nain Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
