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Hi everyone

I just want to say that this post is for pleasant reading only.... no offence is intended and I am sorry if it causes any inconvenience to other members...

Sx

Read this "HATE letter". It is so funny and creative.

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl.... However,

the girl's father does not like him and wants them stop

their relationship......and so.. the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..

1 "The great love that I have for you

2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you

3 grows every day. When I see you,

4 I do not even like your face;

5 the one thing that I want to do is to

6 look at other girls. I never wanted to

7 marry you. Our last conversation

8 was very boring and has not

9 made me look forward to seeing you again.

10 You think only of yourself.

11 If we were married, I know that I would find

12 life very difficult, and I would have no

13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

14 to give, but it is not something that

15 I want to give to you. No one is more

16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not

17 able to care for me and help me.

18 I sincerely want you to understand that

19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor

20 if you think this is the end. Do not try

21 to answer this. Your letters are full of

22 things that do not interest me. You have no

23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,

24 I do not care for you. Please do not think that

25 I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to

the girl, the boy told the girl to...

"READ BETWEEN THE LINES"

that means to read the lines...

1.3.5.7.9.11.13

(Odd Numbers. So..Please try reading it again! It's so smart & sweet....:)

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salaamz

how r ya sis?

dang that was so hillarious:). good job. it was really funny!

i gota go rite now but will write more alterz

c ya

love,

naz

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Thanks Naz.. I personally would class the letter as clever and "sweet" rather than funny  :p

Sx

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salaamz

well yeah it is clever and sweet:) sweet just like me;)

lolz

gotta go so tc

lovez

Naz

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Hey Naz

I'm glad u dint say clever - :;):

You are sweet like chocolate... yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Sx

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salaamz shabo sis

jee yaar clever kyo bolongi, cuz i'm sweet not clever na. but i can be clever and naughty if i want to but mostly sweet like choclate if i like the other person warna :devil:

just kidding yaar

i love everyone

gotta go so tc

love yaz all

Naz

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welllll  shabo  i  must  say  if  its  ur  creation(:P)  itss  realyy  great and claver :P  ....

i  still  feel  mah  sympathy for adresseee  of  that  letter :)

waisay ......  baqeee  sabb  logoonn  kay  liyee  and  for  u  too  ..  i  would  like  to  narrate mah  real   aincident  about  "love letter"

ha ha haha   :D aik  dafaaa  main  nay  aik  larkee  kooo  letter  likhaa  mah  16  yrs age  ka  zamana  thaa  what  were trhe  dayzz  :inlove: :D

letter  likh  kar  ussay  dayy  ayaaa  baree  bachaneeeee  say  uss  ka  intazar  kia :P  jabb  woo  ayee   tooo.................................sakathhh    gussay main  theee  ussay  merray  letter  keee  koee  bat  samagg  main  hee  nahi  aa  sakeee  ...  she  even  thought  i  m  joking  wid  her :(

ha ha ha ha

well  friends  after  that  dayy  no  more  letters

hmmmmmmmmmm  shabo.....  would  u  like to  tell  some  thing  about  ur  letter :)

regards

mansoor

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Hi!

NO this is not my creation.. unfortunately sum1 beat  me to it!!!  :)

Hey why do u feel sympathy for the addressee? I think she is fortunate to have sum1 like the sender to write such meaningful letters to her  :;):

Sx

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salam,

Imagine if i wrote this letter to some girl :inlove: , how many sandals would have bombarded me?  :play:

though it was a good discovery Shabo, the credit goes to you!

TC All

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walakam

          what a letter ?  :drive:  :laugh: great contributions  :D

take care keep smilllling be happy God bless you

aiRboRne :D

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Nice work Shabo.

I have written letters to girls but no to my girl friends, to my friend's girl friends. They came to me and say we know your interest in literature and poetry so when would you use it. Write us a letter and i have to write them a letter.

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Hi!

Thanks Airborne... may God bless us all!!

Fzawan I'm sure ur letters were as good, as this one, if not better  :)

Najeeb maybe u should write some girl a letter and when the sandals come ur way make sure u count them and let us know!!!  :;):

Your comments r much appreciated!

Take care

Sx

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Aik letter paish-e-khidmat hai mere nahin :D  

                      Scientific Love Letter

Jab tum muskuraati ho tu mujhe youn mehsoos hota hai ke jaise 2 "test tube" aapis mein takraa gayee hon. Mera Dil tumahra husn daikh kar "Mercury" ki tarha tarapnay lagta hai. Uff woh tumhara meri "Taraf" karke muskuraana, qasam hai "Newton" ki, mujhe youn laga jaise mera Dil "Phosphorous"  ka aik tukra hai jo 35 degree par jul raha hai. Mujhe tumhari Mohabbat ne "Carbon Dioxide" ki tarha odourless aur tasteless bana diya hai.

                                                  Mein tumhari judayee mein "Gundhaq" ki zard ho gaya hoon. Aakhir tumahra qurb "Calcium" ki tarha asar rakhta hai. Tumhari qurbat mere liye "Oxygen" se ziada ifaadiyat rakhti hai. Jab mein ne tumhe "Microscope" mein daikha tu tum aur ziada haseen nazar ayee. Kaash koi aisa "Litmus paper" ho jis mein tumhare dil ka rang nazar aa jaye. Please tum mere pyar ko samjho kahin aisa na ho ke mere dil ko zung lag jaye. Tumhari berukhi ka "Sulphuric acid" paray aur meri zindagi "Hydrogen" bun ke urr jaye.

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ha ha ha fzawan  what  a letter  :)  i  liked  that  ...yar would  u  like  to  explain  ur  nick  please  :p

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Actually this is the abbreviation of my name

Farooq Zafar awan

fzawan

I dont want to be consistent with this nick but the problem is how can i change it :devil:

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Forum lagta hai kuch slow ho gaya hai

khair aik aur letter ke saath haazir hoon

news%20caster%20love%20letter.gif

aur users comments bhi tu dain

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