kurios 0 Posted December 9, 2005 How to Catch a LION Newton 's Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion. Einstein Method: Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily. Software Engineer Method Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion. Police Method (perhaps pakistani police): Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion. Govinda method: Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days. Menaka Gandhi method: Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously. George bush method: Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!! Ravi Shastri method: Ask the lion to bowl at u. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run Lion tired and surrenders so there are easy ways and rules to catch a lion why shouldn't u try :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raiha 0 Posted December 9, 2005 i'll try it but first i gotta find a loin ... :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kurios 0 Posted December 9, 2005 yes please try ur luck !!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raiha 0 Posted December 9, 2005 wasay app ka method kya hai ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbow 333 Posted December 9, 2005 RAIHA SWEETY KYUN APNI JAAN KI DUSHMAN HO GAYE HO MAJID KA TU DAMAGH KHRAB HAI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ibtisaam 0 Posted December 11, 2005 salam...majid... all r very funny sbse funniest police wala... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kanwel 0 Posted April 3, 2006 very funny raiha you already got a line front of you (kurios) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kurios 0 Posted April 4, 2006 well thanx kanwel but i m not lion and neither i want to be the one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deep eyez 0 Posted April 5, 2006 very nice n funny.... :P :D n main kurios ka method bataoon... ?????? Software Engineer MethodCatch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion. police's n bush's method are also very funny.... :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raiha 0 Posted April 6, 2006 very funny raiha you already got a line front of you (kurios) 180618[/snapback] lol!z naa i dun think he is tht scraY or stRong lol!z rite majid brOo?? :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raiha 0 Posted April 6, 2006 very nice n funny.... n main kurios ka method bataoon... ?????? lol!z hmm sure gOo ahead :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
