mansoor 0 Posted April 27, 2003 Shaadi ka Ishtehaar Apun Pakia!!! umar 30 saal, wajan 80 killo aur 6 phoot height kya! abhi who bole to kaya hai na apun ko bhi life me settle hone ka maangta , isi liye yeah advertisement apun paper me chaap re la hai... Maanta hai apun Tapori hai bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar kya hai naa apun ka bhi izzat hai baap markit me!!! apun ko bhi public shaadi bia me bolati hai who bhi izzat se! Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai... buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi, ab who kon nahi pita yaar akkha bada bada log apun log se jaasti chada leta hai... Ab chokiri apun ko aisi chahiye ke saath me nikele to public ki Jal ke raakh hojawe! bole to aik dam jhakas maal, patakha aik dam patakha... thoda padi likhi hogi to chale ga kion ke saala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye saala apun ko 25 log ka haat pair jodna padta hai.. Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik dam sudhar jaayinga iman se... apun ka baccha log ko pada likah tapori banayinga... bole to Tapori Doctor, Tapori computer waala aur bohat kuch... Maa kasam shadi ke baad apun aik bhi chikni ko line nahi dega... Dekho baap apun shadi ke baad me koi chokri ki phamily ka lafda nahi chahiye han bole to kabab me haddi nahi bun naye ka kya! :fire: abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne kay kya! Address Munna Mobile Pappu Pager Ka Right Hand ShanPati Nagar, Dada Gali No. 420 Pareshan Raod, Bhai Ka Area. source : mah friend dr Noman's site www.gamma.20m.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted April 27, 2003 Ok mansoor, i'm not reading.... :P now dont ask me why i'm laughing :D Bye! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted May 12, 2003 thats nice. apun ko hansi ati hay. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Asim 0 Posted May 13, 2003 I didn't read that too, seriously because It was forwarded to me by friend of mine thru email. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bugs 0 Posted May 13, 2003 a bero mansoor tu aik dum apnay mafik hai ray,apun ki tu aik dum ankhein phutay leri theen tera istyle dekh kay ray,apun tera masla hul karaye ga ray ,teray ko koi masla nahee mangta ,apun hai na,aik bat each tu bol,yeah ju teray ko bivi mangta aik dum tery mafik hona mangta ya thori hutay leri bhi chulay gee ,abhi apun teray jawab ka intizar karela ray. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted May 14, 2003 meray sir ke upar sa guzar gaya sabb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bugs 0 Posted May 14, 2003 well fati actually this was not for ya ,isko undersatnd kernay kay liey apko tapori language mein cerfication kerni perti hai. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted May 15, 2003 what is mafik? that was a bit diificult to understand ??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansoor 0 Posted May 15, 2003 hehehehe Bugssss beduuuu !! apun koo bhee pata tha oo bhee apun mafiqq hai :D haaha about bewi stufff janu agar tu apun kee madad kar sakat hai too apun Bhut khushh hai Liken salee choree hooo Chlaaak :p muhahahaha Mansoor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bugs 0 Posted May 15, 2003 a papoo dhumal ,yeah tu nay aik dam jhukas bat keray li hai,apun ki tu ankhein each phutay leri hai teri khuwahish perh kay ,salee chalk mang lera hai ray ,teray kaboo nahee a lany ki kia,apun teray ko aik tip deta hai,choree aik dum apnay mafik lay ,teri uskay sath bohat chulkay gee ray aik dum jhukas kia kehta hai,abhee bero apun ko jana mangta hai ,phir each milay ga bero. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted May 15, 2003 ??? aray tapon kaisee bolee bolta ray? mairay ko kuch samajh naheen aa rahee.... strange!!! kya baat hay aap donon kee... :;): Keep it up! dont worry, no1 can understand u both. :) now i'll start my fay kee language hehehe. phifir dafaikhnafa kefe afap kofo safammafajh afa'yafay gefee yafa nafahhafeen... hefehhefehefehhefe! Bye! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted May 16, 2003 mfaifnnfo bfatfa kfi bfatfain hfo rfahfi hfain ??? phir dekhna ap ko samaj aaiy gi ke nahi :D bye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansoor 0 Posted May 16, 2003 BUGS! aa Bedu apun apnay mafiqq heee doondd reaa hai Par yar apun koo yaa btaa kia terry najarr main hai koee choreee ??? :P Fati I know dat secret language of "f" very well soooo :P koee chalakee nahi mangta Apun yaa f walee langauge 9th class main bola karta tha let me decode dat " maino bata kee btain hoo rahee hain " Mansoor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted May 16, 2003 decoding is easyyyy. apun ko tapori language seeknay jana hay. tataa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bugs 0 Posted May 16, 2003 aero bero meri kaye ko ziada sian pate ker rela hai ray teray ko maloom nahee apun bhi f ki boli bol leta tha per ajkul apun ka dimagh pehlay mafik nahee raha isliey ziada much much kler kay apun kay sath mugh maree nahee kernay ka kia. ae bero mansoor apun ki nazrmein aik do hai ray teray wastayt ,aik dum teray mafik hai,per sali londia hai thori item kism ki kia tu bol ager manzoor tu teray ko uska nam deta hai kia. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bugs 0 Posted May 16, 2003 good fati leran it it will h elp ya. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted May 17, 2003 by the way i m getting all of ur conversations. it not too complicated.wow mansoor ke liya koi talash kiya ja raha hay. hmmmmm mansoor sa manzoor karwana ki darkast. tooooo kon had badkismattt. ??? wateverrrr :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bugs 0 Posted May 22, 2003 fatee achi bat hai sujh rahee ho humaree compmany mein rahoo bolo gee bhi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansoor 0 Posted May 23, 2003 Bugs ! too bhee aik no ka tapori hai bedu :D yar ! apun kay kan tarassss gayee hai Abbb BOl bhee usss choree ka nam :P fati mansoor koo "manzoor" hee nahi "manjoor" bhee hai :D Mansoor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted May 23, 2003 ok ok. manjoor karnay sa pehlay, bugs mansoor ko naam to bata do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bugs 0 Posted May 23, 2003 ae bero abhi kia hain na chorre razi nahee ho relay,woh bolay tu kia hai keh thora time mangti hai,kehti hai meray ko perhna hai ,tu sinay ub tu aik dum kisi ashiq kay mafiq beth or dum luga kia. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansoor 0 Posted May 24, 2003 Hay bugooooooooo !!!! yar apun too tum koo kuch jeedar sajha rehaa tha :P khul kay BOl na sharmata kuin hai janoo ??? kia nam hai chooree ka ? aayyy Fati !! lagat hai abb terray koo kuch kuch samghh annnay ka hai :P Mansoor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bugs 0 Posted May 24, 2003 aye sianay kia bole rela hai khalee pelee much much ker kay apun ka bheja kaye ko khurab ker rela hai ,abhi apun teray ko bola keh choree nahee razi tu bus bat khutum kaye ko tension lay rela hai chorree ka nam abi apun terya ko kia batye tum sala taporee log apun ko cy say out ker dein ga kia,isliey abhi apun kay sath ziada mughz maree nahee kernay ka kia. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites