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mansoor

Fazool  hai  bakwas hai :d

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Shaadi ka Ishtehaar

 

Apun Pakia!!! umar 30 saal, wajan 80 killo aur 6 phoot height kya!

abhi who bole to kaya hai na apun ko bhi life me settle hone ka

maangta , isi liye yeah advertisement apun paper me chaap re la

hai...

Maanta hai apun Tapori hai bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar

kya hai naa apun ka bhi izzat hai baap markit me!!! apun ko bhi

public shaadi bia me bolati hai who bhi izzat se! Saaal ka 5/6 peti

to apun aaram se kama leta hai...

buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi, ab who kon nahi pita yaar akkha

bada bada log apun log se jaasti chada leta hai...

Ab chokiri apun ko aisi chahiye ke saath me nikele to public ki Jal

ke raakh hojawe! bole to aik dam jhakas maal, patakha aik dam

patakha... thoda padi likhi hogi to chale ga kion ke saala yeah

kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye saala apun ko 25 log ka haat pair

jodna padta hai..

Apun jo hai na shaadi ki baad aik dam sudhar jaayinga iman se...

apun ka baccha log ko pada likah tapori banayinga... bole to Tapori

Doctor, Tapori computer waala aur bohat kuch... Maa kasam shadi ke

baad apun aik bhi chikni ko line nahi dega...

Dekho baap apun shadi ke baad me koi chokri ki phamily ka lafda

nahi chahiye han bole to kabab me haddi nahi bun naye ka kya!

:fire: abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne kay kya!

 

Address

Munna Mobile

Pappu Pager Ka Right Hand

ShanPati Nagar, Dada Gali No. 420

Pareshan Raod, Bhai Ka Area.

source :  mah  friend  dr  Noman's  site  www.gamma.20m.com

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Ok mansoor, i'm not reading.... :P

:laughing:

now dont ask me why i'm laughing :D

Bye!

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thats nice. apun ko hansi ati hay.   :D

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I didn't read that too, seriously because It was forwarded to me by  friend of mine thru email.

:lol:

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a bero mansoor tu aik dum apnay mafik hai ray,apun ki tu aik dum ankhein phutay leri theen tera istyle dekh kay ray,apun tera masla hul karaye ga ray ,teray ko koi masla nahee mangta ,apun hai na,aik bat each tu bol,yeah ju teray ko bivi mangta aik dum tery mafik hona mangta ya thori hutay leri bhi chulay gee ,abhi apun teray jawab ka intizar karela ray.

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meray sir ke upar sa guzar gaya sabb

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well fati actually this was not for ya ,isko undersatnd kernay kay liey apko tapori language mein cerfication kerni perti hai.

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what is mafik? that was a bit diificult to understand ???

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hehehehe  Bugssss beduuuu !!  apun koo  bhee  pata tha  oo  bhee  apun  mafiqq  hai :D  

haaha about bewi stufff  janu agar  tu  apun  kee madad  kar sakat hai  too apun  Bhut khushh  hai

Liken salee  choree  hooo  Chlaaak  :p

muhahahaha

Mansoor

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a papoo dhumal ,yeah tu nay aik dam jhukas bat keray li hai,apun ki tu ankhein each phutay leri hai teri khuwahish perh kay ,salee chalk mang lera hai ray ,teray kaboo nahee a lany ki kia,apun teray ko aik tip deta hai,choree aik dum apnay mafik lay ,teri uskay sath bohat chulkay gee ray aik dum jhukas kia kehta hai,abhee bero apun ko jana mangta hai ,phir each milay ga bero.

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???

aray tapon kaisee bolee bolta ray? mairay ko kuch samajh naheen aa rahee.... strange!!! kya baat hay aap donon kee... :;):

Keep it up! dont worry, no1 can understand u both. :)  :yes:

now i'll start my fay kee language hehehe.

phifir dafaikhnafa kefe afap kofo safammafajh afa'yafay gefee yafa nafahhafeen... hefehhefehefehhefe!

Bye!

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mfaifnnfo bfatfa kfi bfatfain hfo rfahfi hfain ???

phir dekhna ap ko samaj aaiy gi ke nahi   :D

bye

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BUGS!

aa  Bedu  apun  apnay mafiqq heee  doondd  reaa  hai  Par  yar apun  koo  yaa  btaa  kia terry najarr  main  hai koee  choreee ??? :P

Fati

I   know  dat secret language  of "f"  very well  soooo :P

koee  chalakee  nahi  mangta  Apun  yaa   f   walee langauge 9th  class main bola karta tha  

let  me  decode  dat

" maino  bata kee  btain hoo  rahee  hain "    :cool:

Mansoor

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decoding is easyyyy. apun ko tapori language seeknay jana hay. tataa

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aero bero meri kaye ko ziada sian pate ker rela hai ray teray ko maloom nahee apun bhi f ki boli bol leta tha per ajkul apun ka dimagh pehlay mafik nahee raha isliey ziada much much kler kay apun kay sath mugh maree nahee kernay ka kia.

ae bero mansoor apun ki nazrmein aik do hai ray teray wastayt ,aik dum teray mafik hai,per sali londia hai thori item kism ki kia tu bol ager manzoor tu teray ko uska nam deta hai kia.

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good fati leran it it will h elp ya.

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by the way i m getting all of ur conversations. it not too complicated.wow mansoor ke liya koi talash kiya ja raha hay. hmmmmm mansoor sa manzoor karwana ki darkast. tooooo kon had badkismattt. ??? wateverrrr  :D   :hello:

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fatee achi bat hai sujh rahee ho humaree compmany mein rahoo bolo gee bhi.

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Bugs !  too bhee  aik  no  ka  tapori  hai  bedu :D

yar !  apun kay  kan  tarassss gayee  hai  Abbb  BOl bhee  usss  choree  ka  nam :P

fati  mansoor  koo  "manzoor"  hee  nahi  "manjoor"  bhee  hai :D

Mansoor

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ok ok. manjoor karnay sa pehlay, bugs mansoor ko naam to bata do

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ae bero abhi kia hain na chorre razi nahee ho relay,woh bolay tu kia hai keh thora time mangti hai,kehti hai meray ko perhna hai ,tu sinay ub tu aik dum kisi ashiq kay mafiq beth or dum luga kia.

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Hay  bugooooooooo !!!!  yar  apun too tum koo kuch jeedar sajha  rehaa  tha :P

khul  kay  BOl  na  sharmata  kuin hai janoo ??? kia nam hai chooree  ka ?

aayyy Fati !!  lagat hai abb terray  koo  kuch  kuch  samghh  annnay  ka hai :P

Mansoor

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aye sianay kia bole rela hai khalee pelee much much ker kay apun ka bheja kaye ko khurab ker rela hai ,abhi apun teray ko bola keh choree nahee razi tu bus bat khutum kaye ko tension lay rela hai chorree ka nam abi apun terya ko kia batye tum sala taporee log apun ko cy say out ker dein ga kia,isliey abhi apun kay sath ziada mughz maree nahee kernay ka kia.

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