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Lolzz..Nice......Pathan hoonay ............aur na hoonay say kia firk parta hay.....wink.gif

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Dad: Exam kesa hua?

SOn: Q#1 miss hogya.

Q#3 aata nhi tha.

Q#4 karna bhul gya.

Q#5nazar nhi aaya.

Dad(ghussy mei): or Q#2 ?

Son: Sirf wohi ti ghalat hua hy!

omg thts hilarious :laughing:

reminds me of my school days :p

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Lolzz..Nice...

Thanks Sis :flower4u:

Edited by kamal

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omg thts hilarious :laughing:

reminds me of my school days :p[/b]

Bibi ap ko har joke mein apna kuch na kuch Zaroor yad aa jata hai.Why? :tease:

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mein samjhi thi kamal k u apna expeirience share kar rae ho:p

so socha mein bhi kar doon

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Boy:I love u...

Girl :mere chappal ka size pata hia kiya...?

Boy:Oh ho propose kiya nahi kay gift mangna shuru..... :laughing::laughing::laughing:

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ek dulhan kaam nahi karti thi

maa bety se boli k mein jharoo dongi to tum bolna k ammi rehny dein mein dy deta hun.

is tarha isko sharam ayegi.

jub maa jharu dene lagi to beta bola k mein deta hun

us py dulhan boli k

larne ki kiya baat hai ek din app dein ek din ammi dengi..

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Larka: Friendship karo gi?

Larki:Nahi mere parents ijazat nahi detay

Larka:bari gal kiti a te mere maa baaf ne kera meenu larki phasan da diploma le k dita ay.

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Principle: Late q hue?

Boy: Bike khrab ho gyi thi.

Principle: Bus mein nahi aa sakte thay?

BOY:maine kaha tha sir,par apki beti k nakhray khatam hon tab na.  :laughing::laughing:

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judge: tumahari akhri khawaish kiya hai.?

mujrim: app ki beti se shadi,

1 mobile nokia n95

5cror rupay

USA ka visa

2 saal ka honeymoon

6,7 bachy jo app ko nana nana kahein or mujhy papa,

or mein un sub ki shadi karwa dun us k bad jo app fesla do gy mujhy manzroo hoga,

judge: hahahahahharofl.gif

meri koi beti he nahirofl.gif

latkao is pagal korofl.gifbutt%20kick.gifrofl.gif

Edited by kamal

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AIK ADMI APNE DOST SE

ADMI: YAR SUNA HAI TUM APNI BIVI K SATH BURTAN DHOTEY HO?

FRIEND: TO KIYA HUA WO BHI TO MERE SATH ROTIYAN PAKATI Hailol4.gif lol4.gif

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NICE.......SHARINGGGG...KAMALyes.gif

Larka: Friendship karo gi?

Larki:Nahi mere parents ijazat nahi detay

Larka:bari gal kiti a te mere maa baaf ne kera meenu larki phasan da diploma le k dita ay.

LAST LINE SMAJ NAHI AYEEEwacko.gif

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aik pathan namaz parh raha tha to dosra pathan us ke bare main kisi ko bata raha tha

kay yeh bara namazi aur parhaiz gar hay....

Pathan Namaz tor kar bola.....

isko bolo "hum ne hajj bhi kia hay".....

lolz

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Machar ka bacha pheli bar Ura...

jab wapis aya to us ke abu ne poocha kaisa laga urh kar?

Machar bola,

Bohot acha!!!

jaha bhi gya log talia hi bajate rahe .....

lolz

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Zindagi main 2 cheezain kismat se milti hain....

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1- Phela Acha dost....

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2- Dosra Mettha Kharbooza

lolz

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Dunia ki sab se taqatwar shay Loha hay....

Har shay ko kat deta hay.....

Lohay se taqatwar hay Aag....

Jo lohay ko pighalta hay.....

Aag se taqatwar hay paanii.....

Jo aag ko bhuja deta hay....

Aur pani se taqatwar hay insan ....

Jo usay pee jata hay....

Insan se taqatwar hay maut.....

Jo usay kha jati hay.....

Aur Maut se taqatwar hay SADQA.....

Jo Maut ko taal deta hay....

Aur sadqay se taqatwar hay "MOLVI"

JO SADQAY KO BHI KHA JATA HAY........ LOLZ

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hahahaha beecharay molvion ki shamt ayi wi hay hahahahah

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molvi hamray mazhabee main woh tabqa jis ki nisbat nabi pak salal allaho layhi waslam kay warseen say milte hay

apnay mazhabi paishwaaon ka mazaak banaatay or un per hansnay waalay dono k ley sharam ka maqaam hai

sora maaida main shaair Ul Allah ki taazim ko farz kaha gaya hay ...or us ki tafseer main mufasreen nay kaha shaair ul allah main madaris ulma molvi hazrat sub shaamil hain ...or jo un ka istayhza karay us ka imaan saaqit hay

kuch logon kay ghalat raweye say ik bashaoor insaan or taleem yafta insaan kabhi bhi us pooray mansab ko ghalat nahi kehta

afssoos hay aysee hiss-e-mazah per jo apnay mazhab ka khud mazak banwa laytay hain ..

Edited by rukh

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Rukh thanks for gave us information.

And i heartedly sorry to ALLAH for forgive me.

Thanks.

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^apna joke delete ker dain

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Han Shabi i was going to write similar as did Rukh ... but suddenly i thought of Some typical Molvi and then i did'nt ..

On general Rukh is Right :)

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