chinky 31 Posted August 23, 2010 Lolzz..Nice......Pathan hoonay ............aur na hoonay say kia firk parta hay..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbow 333 Posted August 24, 2010 Dad: Exam kesa hua? SOn: Q#1 miss hogya. Q#3 aata nhi tha. Q#4 karna bhul gya. Q#5nazar nhi aaya. Dad(ghussy mei): or Q#2 ? Son: Sirf wohi ti ghalat hua hy! omg thts hilarious reminds me of my school days :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted August 24, 2010 (edited) Lolzz..Nice... Thanks Sis Edited August 24, 2010 by kamal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted August 24, 2010 omg thts hilarious reminds me of my school days :p[/b] Bibi ap ko har joke mein apna kuch na kuch Zaroor yad aa jata hai.Why? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainbow 333 Posted August 24, 2010 mein samjhi thi kamal k u apna expeirience share kar rae ho:p so socha mein bhi kar doon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted August 24, 2010 Bibi ap hemasha galat hi kyon soochti hain? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted August 25, 2010 Boy:I love u... Girl :mere chappal ka size pata hia kiya...? Boy:Oh ho propose kiya nahi kay gift mangna shuru..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted August 25, 2010 ek dulhan kaam nahi karti thi maa bety se boli k mein jharoo dongi to tum bolna k ammi rehny dein mein dy deta hun. is tarha isko sharam ayegi. jub maa jharu dene lagi to beta bola k mein deta hun us py dulhan boli k larne ki kiya baat hai ek din app dein ek din ammi dengi.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted August 28, 2010 Larka: Friendship karo gi? Larki:Nahi mere parents ijazat nahi detay Larka:bari gal kiti a te mere maa baaf ne kera meenu larki phasan da diploma le k dita ay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted August 28, 2010 Principle: Late q hue? Boy: Bike khrab ho gyi thi. Principle: Bus mein nahi aa sakte thay? BOY:maine kaha tha sir,par apki beti k nakhray khatam hon tab na. Â Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted August 28, 2010 (edited) judge: tumahari akhri khawaish kiya hai.? mujrim: app ki beti se shadi, 1 mobile nokia n95 5cror rupay USA ka visa 2 saal ka honeymoon 6,7 bachy jo app ko nana nana kahein or mujhy papa, or mein un sub ki shadi karwa dun us k bad jo app fesla do gy mujhy manzroo hoga, judge: hahahahahha meri koi beti he nahi latkao is pagal ko Edited August 28, 2010 by kamal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted August 28, 2010 AIK ADMI APNE DOST SE ADMI: YAR SUNA HAI TUM APNI BIVI K SATH BURTAN DHOTEY HO? FRIEND: TO KIYA HUA WO BHI TO MERE SATH ROTIYAN PAKATI Hai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinky 31 Posted September 3, 2010 NICE.......SHARINGGGG...KAMAL Larka: Friendship karo gi? Larki:Nahi mere parents ijazat nahi detay Larka:bari gal kiti a te mere maa baaf ne kera meenu larki phasan da diploma le k dita ay. LAST LINE SMAJ NAHI AYEEE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted October 27, 2010 aik pathan namaz parh raha tha to dosra pathan us ke bare main kisi ko bata raha tha kay yeh bara namazi aur parhaiz gar hay.... Pathan Namaz tor kar bola..... isko bolo "hum ne hajj bhi kia hay"..... lolz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted October 27, 2010 Machar ka bacha pheli bar Ura... jab wapis aya to us ke abu ne poocha kaisa laga urh kar? Machar bola, Bohot acha!!! jaha bhi gya log talia hi bajate rahe ..... lolz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sobe 12 Posted October 27, 2010 hahaha nice one bach gaya taliyon say Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted October 28, 2010 Zindagi main 2 cheezain kismat se milti hain.... . . . .. . . . . . . 1- Phela Acha dost.... . . . . . . . . . . . . 2- Dosra Mettha Kharbooza lolz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted October 28, 2010 Dunia ki sab se taqatwar shay Loha hay.... Har shay ko kat deta hay..... Lohay se taqatwar hay Aag.... Jo lohay ko pighalta hay..... Aag se taqatwar hay paanii..... Jo aag ko bhuja deta hay.... Aur pani se taqatwar hay insan .... Jo usay pee jata hay.... Insan se taqatwar hay maut..... Jo usay kha jati hay..... Aur Maut se taqatwar hay SADQA..... Jo Maut ko taal deta hay.... Aur sadqay se taqatwar hay "MOLVI" JO SADQAY KO BHI KHA JATA HAY........ LOLZ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sobe 12 Posted October 29, 2010 hahahaha beecharay molvion ki shamt ayi wi hay hahahahah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted October 30, 2010 (edited) molvi hamray mazhabee main woh tabqa jis ki nisbat nabi pak salal allaho layhi waslam kay warseen say milte hay apnay mazhabi paishwaaon ka mazaak banaatay or un per hansnay waalay dono k ley sharam ka maqaam hai sora maaida main shaair Ul Allah ki taazim ko farz kaha gaya hay ...or us ki tafseer main mufasreen nay kaha shaair ul allah main madaris ulma molvi hazrat sub shaamil hain ...or jo un ka istayhza karay us ka imaan saaqit hay kuch logon kay ghalat raweye say ik bashaoor insaan or taleem yafta insaan kabhi bhi us pooray mansab ko ghalat nahi kehta afssoos hay aysee hiss-e-mazah per jo apnay mazhab ka khud mazak banwa laytay hain .. Edited October 30, 2010 by rukh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shahabi 23 Posted October 30, 2010 Rukh thanks for gave us information. And i heartedly sorry to ALLAH for forgive me. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted October 30, 2010 ^apna joke delete ker dain Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansoor 0 Posted October 30, 2010 Han Shabi i was going to write similar as did Rukh ... but suddenly i thought of Some typical Molvi and then i did'nt .. On general Rukh is Right :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
