kamal 82 Posted July 18, 2010 lolzz....nice sharingg..kamal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted July 19, 2010 Ustaad Shagird Say...'' Batao Yeh Kown Sa Zamana Hay?'' '' Mai'n Naqal Kar Raha Hoo'n '' Tum Naqal Kar Rahay Ho '' Woh Naqal Kar Rahay Hai'n '' Shagird '' Sir Imtehaan Ka Zamana Hay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted July 19, 2010 Santa : J bachpan wich maa di gal suni hundi ta aj eh din na dekhne pande Banta : Ki kehndi c teri maa? Santa : jado gal e ni suni. Ki pata ki kehndi c. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted July 19, 2010 Sardar ne ik chote qad ki larki se shadi ki. Kisi ne pucha tum ne aisa kiyun kia? SARDAR: mere walid ne kaha k, Musibat jitni chhoti ho utna acha hai… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted July 19, 2010 Boy! school me gadha le aya Miss: Ye gadha kyun laye ho? Miss ap hi to kehti hen k mene bare bare gadho ko insan bnaya ha to mene socha k kuch iska b bhla ho jaye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sobe 12 Posted July 20, 2010 Hahha hahah good one kamal bro Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted July 20, 2010 Hahha hahah good one kamal bro Thank u Sobe Bro Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted July 20, 2010 lol gd going kamal Thanx Ramz Bhai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted July 20, 2010 ek khatun ek dukan wale ke paas sabji khridne gayi aur dukan wale se khne lagi"sabji tazi dena,agar kharab hui to paki pakayi wapas kr jaungi" ye sun ker sabji wala khne laga ,"bahan ji ! sath mei do rotiyan bhi leti ana, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted July 20, 2010 Bacha Apni Maan Se: Mom 10 Rupee Dena Bahir ghareeb Ko Dene Hain . Maa: Kidhar Hai ghareeb? . Bacha: Bahir Khara "Ice cream" Baich Raha Hai Bechara.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted July 20, 2010 1st Friend (Proudly said) : My wife is an angel.... 2nd Friend: You are so lucky ............. My wife still alive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted July 20, 2010 us k abbu k paas 10 marlay k 2 plot hain "faraz" phir bhi kehti hai " zara c dil mein dy jagah tu" (',') <) (> _/ /_meesni jai..:-p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinky 31 Posted July 20, 2010 Santa : J bachpan wich maa di gal suni hundi ta aj eh din na dekhne pande Banta : Ki kehndi c teri maa? Santa : jado gal e ni suni. Ki pata ki kehndi c. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wise_Guy 44 Posted July 20, 2010 Chinko lagta hay k tum nay bhi baat nahi suni AMMA ki Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted July 20, 2010 chinki sis main b yahi kehnay wala tha.ise liye ap cy ki deewar pe sar maar rahi hain Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinky 31 Posted July 20, 2010 (edited) Chinko lagta hay k tum nay bhi baat nahi suni AMMA ki AMMA KI BAT NAHI SOUNI???????????????????????????..MUJAY TO AIK WORD BEE SAMJE NAHI AAYA.. Translate karin zara joke ko Edited July 20, 2010 by chinky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinky 31 Posted July 20, 2010 chinki sis main b yahi kehnay wala tha.ise liye ap cy ki deewar pe sar maar rahi hain punjabi joke na post kia karo...mujay nahi samje atii.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prettygirl 0 Posted July 20, 2010 Woh tanha Andhere mein Bethi Ghanton intezar karti thi uska DiL se subuh shaam yaad karti thi usko BhooLe se bhi bhuLa nhi paati thi usko Phir Umeed ki ek kiran nazar aye Andhere mein Roshni nazar aye Aur woh zor se ChiLLayi LighT aye LighT aye ;-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted July 20, 2010 punjabi joke na post kia karo...mujay nahi samje atii.. ok next time nahi karoon ga. lakin prob yah hai k santa banta ko punjabi k ilwa koi aur language nahi aati.unhen kahon ga english ya urdu dono main se ik juban seekh lain.phir theek hai na Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted July 20, 2010 Woh tanha Andhere mein Bethi Ghanton intezar karti thi uska DiL se subuh shaam yaad karti thi usko BhooLe se bhi bhuLa nhi paati thi usko Phir Umeed ki ek kiran nazar aye Andhere mein Roshni nazar aye Aur woh zor se ChiLLayi LighT aye LighT aye ;-) nice lakin yah prob sirf us akayli ka nahi hai pooray pak ka hai. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinky 31 Posted July 20, 2010 Lolzz...PREETY... @KAMAL PHELY AUS KI TRANSLATION KAROO....ENGLISH ,URDU KAY ELWA MUJAY KASHMARI & ARABIC BEE ATI HAY SAMAJ ...WO SEEKHA DANA AUN KO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted July 20, 2010 Lolzz...PREETY... @KAMAL PHELY AUS KI TRANSLATION KAROO....ENGLISH ,URDU KAY ELWA MUJAY KASHMARI & ARABIC BEE ATI HAY SAMAJ ...WO SEEKHA DANA AUN KO woh main abhi kar daita hoon. lakin thori se prob hi k mujhe KASHMARI & ARABIC nahi Aati.is liye yah nahi seekha sakoon ga.very sory Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kamal 82 Posted July 20, 2010 Santa : J bachpan wich maa di gal suni hundi ta aj eh din na dekhne pande Banta : Ki kehndi c teri maa? Santa : jado gal e ni suni. Ki pata ki kehndi c. santa:agar mai nay bachpan main apni maa ki baat suni hoti to aj yah din nahi dekhna partha, Banta:kya kehti thi tumhari maa? Santa:agar baat hi nahi suni to kya pata k kya kehti te. panjabi se urdu mein main inta hi translate kar sakta hoon.is se zaida mujhe b nahi aati. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinky 31 Posted July 20, 2010 ahan...lolzz...Thanx 4 translation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
