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aik janati aurat ny farishty sy kaha k mera nikkah mere dunyawi shohar sy krwaa Do

Farishty ny kaha main nikkah To karwaa du ga ..

Bt phly koi Molvi to jannat mai aay

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ik aadmi rat ko 3 baje utha or Tahajud prhny K BaD DUa mangte wqt bola "MERE MOOLA SAB SOO RHY HY OR MAI TERI IBADAT KRAHA HN"

to saath wali charpaai sy aawaz aai"salay tu apni dua mang hmari shikayat q kraha hay"

Edited by ramz

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:yahoo: Lolz Kia sharing ha wow

Keep sharing

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:yahoo: Lolz Kia sharing ha wow

Keep sharing

thnx// i v'll inshAllah

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1st Frend : YAr meri biwi shuru main panchvi(5th) pass thi , phr maine usko matrik krwaya phr inter , phr graduation...... computer course krwaya ...Phr usko cooking classes Join karwaai.. Ab Soch rha hn Ab Kya karwaaou .. ??

2nd Frend : Aasa kr aik acha sa larka dekh kr uski shaadi b karwaa Do

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1st Frend : YAr meri biwi shuru main panchvi(5th) pass thi , phr maine usko matrik krwaya phr inter , phr graduation...... computer course krwaya ...Phr usko cooking classes Join karwaai.. Ab Soch rha hn Ab Kya karwaaou .. ??

2nd Frend : Aasa kr aik acha sa larka dekh kr uski shaadi b karwaa Do

lolzzz

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dunia mai 1 wqt aasa aayga jb puri dunia mai pakistaan ki hukumat hoogiiii

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baaqi insaan taraaqi kr k chand pe jaa chuky hngyyyyyyyy

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in year 2020

man wid his sOn at main gate ov gadaafi stadium hamary zamany mai yahan cricket matches hua krty thy .......

sOn: acha abu .. To phr sabzi mandi kahan lagti thi ?

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india mai aik sardaar mar gya uski wyf rootay huy khrhi thi..

"tu wahan jaarha hay jahan naa lyt hey naa gass hay naa rooti hey na aata hey ..

saaath mai ek bachaay nY pucha:

ami kya papa pakistaan jaraay hay .??? :biggrin:

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ZARDAAY OR ZARDAARI MAI KYA FRQ Hy ??????

Aik khushi mai khaaya jata hay ..........

or

doosra khushiyo ko khaata hY

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chunti or haati ki luv meiiage hoogai

nxt day haathi mar gya ..

chunti said" wah rey muhabbat aik din ki muhabbat mili ab puri zindagi qabar khoodny mai lag jaaygi"

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aik sharabi 3rd floor sy nichy gir gya ..

LoOgO jama hUy or pucha kya hua ?

he said: aby mjhy kya pata bay main tou khd abi aya hn

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hehe Good ones lolz

keep sharing

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Film k poster k uper ksi peer k urss ka poster lag gya

dono thory phat gay or txt yh ban gya

" 1 ticket mai 2 maxxay qawaali k bad langar b hoga hazrat Allama molana Gujar badmash sultanrahi k full action khawateen

k lye pardaay ka khas intixam hy saima k dil fareb raqs mai shariq hoo k sawaab-e- daren hasil karain

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hehe so funny lolz

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hehe so funny lolz

:smile:

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hitler says "there is no word like IMPOSSIABLE IN MY dictionary"

sardar says: ab bolne se kya faidah hitler bhai .

jb khareedi thi jb check krni thi na

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shadi ke 2 din bad

girl: Ammi meri na un se larai hui

mOm: beta SHADI K BAD JHAGRY HOOTY REHTY HAY KOI BAAT NHI

girl:wo sub tou thk hay per ab yh batain k LAAsh ka kya kru :wacko:

Edited by ramz

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:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

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hitler says "there is no word like IMPOSSIABLE IN MY dictionary"

sardar says: ab bolne se kya faidah hitler bhai .

jb khareedi thi jb check krni thi na

hahhahah

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Cutest Letter By A Little Kid..........

"Dear math,

                    please grow up and solve your problems yourself."

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