Ramz 8 Posted February 20, 2009 aik janati aurat ny farishty sy kaha k mera nikkah mere dunyawi shohar sy krwaa Do Farishty ny kaha main nikkah To karwaa du ga .. Bt phly koi Molvi to jannat mai aay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted March 11, 2009 (edited) ik aadmi rat ko 3 baje utha or Tahajud prhny K BaD DUa mangte wqt bola "MERE MOOLA SAB SOO RHY HY OR MAI TERI IBADAT KRAHA HN" to saath wali charpaai sy aawaz aai"salay tu apni dua mang hmari shikayat q kraha hay" Edited March 13, 2009 by ramz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rabeel 1 Posted March 12, 2009 Lolz Kia sharing ha wow Keep sharing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted March 13, 2009 Lolz Kia sharing ha wowKeep sharing thnx// i v'll inshAllah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted March 13, 2009 1st Frend : YAr meri biwi shuru main panchvi(5th) pass thi , phr maine usko matrik krwaya phr inter , phr graduation...... computer course krwaya ...Phr usko cooking classes Join karwaai.. Ab Soch rha hn Ab Kya karwaaou .. ?? 2nd Frend : Aasa kr aik acha sa larka dekh kr uski shaadi b karwaa Do Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aamna S. Qureshi 0 Posted March 14, 2009 1st Frend : YAr meri biwi shuru main panchvi(5th) pass thi , phr maine usko matrik krwaya phr inter , phr graduation...... computer course krwaya ...Phr usko cooking classes Join karwaai.. Ab Soch rha hn Ab Kya karwaaou .. ??2nd Frend : Aasa kr aik acha sa larka dekh kr uski shaadi b karwaa Do lolzzz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted March 19, 2009 dunia mai 1 wqt aasa aayga jb puri dunia mai pakistaan ki hukumat hoogiiii q k baaqi insaan taraaqi kr k chand pe jaa chuky hngyyyyyyyy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted March 19, 2009 in year 2020 man wid his sOn at main gate ov gadaafi stadium hamary zamany mai yahan cricket matches hua krty thy ....... sOn: acha abu .. To phr sabzi mandi kahan lagti thi ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted March 19, 2009 india mai aik sardaar mar gya uski wyf rootay huy khrhi thi.. "tu wahan jaarha hay jahan naa lyt hey naa gass hay naa rooti hey na aata hey .. saaath mai ek bachaay nY pucha: ami kya papa pakistaan jaraay hay .??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted March 26, 2009 ZARDAAY OR ZARDAARI MAI KYA FRQ Hy ?????? Aik khushi mai khaaya jata hay .......... or doosra khushiyo ko khaata hY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted March 26, 2009 chunti or haati ki luv meiiage hoogai nxt day haathi mar gya .. chunti said" wah rey muhabbat aik din ki muhabbat mili ab puri zindagi qabar khoodny mai lag jaaygi" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted March 26, 2009 aik sharabi 3rd floor sy nichy gir gya .. LoOgO jama hUy or pucha kya hua ? he said: aby mjhy kya pata bay main tou khd abi aya hn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rabeel 1 Posted March 26, 2009 hehe Good ones lolz keep sharing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted March 27, 2009 Film k poster k uper ksi peer k urss ka poster lag gya dono thory phat gay or txt yh ban gya " 1 ticket mai 2 maxxay qawaali k bad langar b hoga hazrat Allama molana Gujar badmash sultanrahi k full action khawateen k lye pardaay ka khas intixam hy saima k dil fareb raqs mai shariq hoo k sawaab-e- daren hasil karain Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted May 30, 2009 hitler says "there is no word like IMPOSSIABLE IN MY dictionary" sardar says: ab bolne se kya faidah hitler bhai . jb khareedi thi jb check krni thi na Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted June 2, 2010 (edited) shadi ke 2 din bad girl: Ammi meri na un se larai hui mOm: beta SHADI K BAD JHAGRY HOOTY REHTY HAY KOI BAAT NHI girl:wo sub tou thk hay per ab yh batain k LAAsh ka kya kru Edited June 2, 2010 by ramz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sobe 12 Posted June 6, 2010 hitler says "there is no word like IMPOSSIABLE IN MY dictionary" sardar says: ab bolne se kya faidah hitler bhai . jb khareedi thi jb check krni thi na hahhahah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wise_Guy 44 Posted June 8, 2010 Cutest Letter By A Little Kid.......... "Dear math, please grow up and solve your problems yourself." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites