fati 0 Posted November 19, 2003 nice jokes...... but meeriiiiiiiiiiii i recieved so good giftss..... bugss.. i'll see ya :) kiya joke tha...... hansna thaa.. :) meeri.... i know u knew it that it was puppy.... coz u asked the same ques :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 19, 2003 haha Meeri .. WoW!!.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rukh 25 Posted November 19, 2003 teacher : sidd ..baraf(ice) per koi sentence banain SIDD: pani thanda hai teacher : is main beraf kahan hai? sidd: miss beraf pighal gayee :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 19, 2003 haha .. aray Sidd itnay Intellegent!! wha jee! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rabbia 0 Posted November 19, 2003 Teacher Xcuse me tell me y a scientist put a knocker at his door ? XcuseMe: coz he want to win the No-Bell-Prize Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kiran 2 Posted November 19, 2003 nadan tell me the rules.... how to create conversation .... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 19, 2003 Mm Kiran no Rulez Dear!.. its all Yours!! Jo Marzee keroo but Theme is teacher Student as we all are lovely CY Class!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 19, 2003 Zoom and ooky enter mansoor's cy dispensry. ooky says, "I want a tooth pulled. I don`t want gas or novocain because I`m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." "You`re a brave woman," says mansoor, "Now, show me which tooth it is." ooky turns to Zoom and says "Open your mouth and show mansoor which tooth it is, dear." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 19, 2003 Our CY Librarian is very fond of Stephen King's novels and has plenty of them. Some of the actual top ten novels, which r often found in the shelves, r: 10. "The Man Who Died of Old Age" 9. "How Cujo Got His Groove Back" 8. "Here's Another One I Cranked Out In An Afternoon" 7. "Vacuumstarter" 6. "The Scary Windowless Corridor Next To The Oval Office" 5. "The Guy Who Accidentally Put Expired Milk In His Coffee -- He Didn't Drink It, But What If He Did?" 4. "The Scariest Part of This Book Is My Picture On The Back Cover" 3. "Inside the Kitchen At Your Local T.G.I. Friday's" 2. "Hi I'm Your New Neighbor, Richard Simmons" 1. "Satan's Independent Prosecutor" :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 19, 2003 mishi Comes Running Into The office and Says, "Waqas! Waqas! Can You Make A Sound Like A Frog?" Waqas says, "I Don't Know, Why?" mishi Says, "Because Shabo Says As Soon As You Croak, We Can Go To Disneyland!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 19, 2003 I got this joke from Shabo so its credit will go to her ;) well..... i'm only changing the names :) CY college professor Asim could not help but notice that sania was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day's lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy pupil. "And who was it that developed the theories behind communism?" Asim asked. "I don't know," sania said. "Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Reebs, you would know," said Asim. "That's not true," sania replied. "I never pay attention anyway!" :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 19, 2003 Our CY school administration and management has reported that our students r not able to pass the examination tests in a large number.......... After the analyses they concluded that it's not the fault of the students if they fail, because the year has ONLY 365 days. Typical academic year for a student. *52 Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days. *Summer holidays 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days. *8 hours daily sleep means 122 days. Balance 141 days. *1 hour for daily playing (good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days. *Two hours daily 1 for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) means 30 days. Balance 96 days. *1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) means 15 days. Balance 81 days. *Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days. *Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays 40 days. Balance 6 days. *For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days. *Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day. *That 1 day is Birthday. Now How can u expect a student to pass? :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 19, 2003 At a recent presentation, coolyar was demonstrating a speech-recognition software. Waqas and Asim were just about ready to start the demonstration so mansoor asked everyone in the room to quiet down. Just then SLLeepy in the back of the room yelled, "Format C:Return." sidd, else chimed in: "Yes, Return" Unfortunately, the software worked... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 19, 2003 fati was once taking surprise oral tests from her class; fati: Okay students, I have a test for you. I want you to use the words liver and cheese in a sentence. fati: yes! sanum:I made a liver and cheese sandwich for lunch. fati:Thats very good. What about you Qasim? Qasim:(after thinking alot)Liver alone, cheese mine. :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 19, 2003 After finishing the lesson, Shabo was asking questions from the students Shabo:......His wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, why? NaDan:ummmm! dunno miss Shabo:what about u rukh? rukh:Her chain was too long! :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 19, 2003 At a computer test in objective paper, our very intelligent students had given the following full abbreviations of Computer Acronyms. sanum: WINDOWS- Will Install Needless Data On Whole System Slleepy: COBOL- Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language Kiran: WWW- World Wide Wait rukh: ISDN- It Still Does Nothing ooky: IBM- I Blame Microsoft Meeri: PENTIUM- Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mishi 0 Posted November 19, 2003 ohhhhhhh ya merri MERRI comes to office where her boss SAHBO was sittin MERRI see's a pic and says " SHABO SAHBO! is she single?" SHABO says "shes me niece and she is 14" MERRI says " just answer the question" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted November 19, 2003 zabardast meeri and mishi. that ooky, mansoor and zoom joke was greatt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sidd 0 Posted November 19, 2003 At a recent presentation, coolyar was demonstrating a speech-recognition software. Waqas and Asim were just about ready to start the demonstration so mansoor asked everyone in the room to quiet down.Just then SLLeepy in the back of the room yelled, "Format C:Return." sidd, else chimed in: "Yes, Return" Unfortunately, the software worked... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: oh just great yaar i think its the first topic which i have read from head to tail it he most interesting topic in CY well nadan Great work dear nice jokes, i enjoyed all meeri hope to hear from u soon :) In Love :wub: " S I D D " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shabo 0 Posted November 19, 2003 ohhhhhhh ya merri MERRI comes to office where her boss SAHBO was sittin MERRI see's a pic and says " SHABO SAHBO! is she single?" SHABO says "shes me niece and she is 14" MERRI says " just answer the question" :laugh: VERY good Mishi Sx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 19, 2003 hahaha nice one mishi and oh thanx sidd........ aap nay waisay mind to naheen kya na? fati> thanx alot Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 19, 2003 Teacher: What makes Britain so strong? Kiran: It's the two-party system. Teacher: very good. and what are they, sanum? sanum: One big party on every friday and another big party on every saturday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeri 0 Posted November 19, 2003 sidd & his teacher came upon a wishing well while returning from school in their way home. sidd leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The teacher decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. sidd was stunned for a while but then smiled and said... "Cool!...It really works"! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
