goldenpk 0 Posted July 12, 2003 Helloz Agr Ksee Ko In Manee Sey Koye Bat BOree Lgee Ho To Manee Mafee Chta Honee App Or Kash Tor Pr Girls Ko. Ok Good Bye And Allso ALLAHHAFIZ Ksee Or Form Manee Mltee Hanee... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
umair.zm 0 Posted July 12, 2003 salam pk bhaie....... :D ........yara app kie poetry ka to andaz hie nirala hia .........wah wah wah yara.....tusse to gr8 ho pk bhaie....... ayienda bhie aesee achie aur mazahiya shairee zaroor likhina ok ......... till dan tc ALLAH HAFIZ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shabo 0 Posted October 14, 2003 Heyyy London ki saiyr achi rahi I guess? Nice FUNNY poetry na tum chut(terrace) per atin na main deewana hota na tum patthar martin na main kana hota!! jo ek galti karay woh anjan jo 2 galti karay woh nadan jo 3 galti karay woh shaitan jo galtion pay galti karay woh hindustan jo har galti maaf karay woh pakistan meray marnay kay baad meray doston yun ansoo na bahana agar yaad aye to seedhay upar chalay ana Sx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted October 14, 2003 V nice ... golden bhai... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rythm 0 Posted October 14, 2003 Heyyy London ki saiyr achi rahi I guess? Nice FUNNY poetry na tum chut(terrace) per atin na main deewana hota na tum patthar martin na main kana hota!! jo ek galti karay woh anjan jo 2 galti karay woh nadan jo 3 galti karay woh shaitan jo galtion pay galti karay woh hindustan jo har galti maaf karay woh pakistan meray marnay kay baad meray doston yun ansoo na bahana agar yaad aye to seedhay upar chalay ana Sx lollll.. very funny... i like the first and the last one.. so good shabo!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
umair.zm 0 Posted October 16, 2003 so nice shabnam :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SLLeepyism 0 Posted October 21, 2003 nice golden pk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
umair.zm 0 Posted October 21, 2003 tum ho jahan main hoon wahan.....tum ho jahan main hoon wahan.....LIFE BOUY HIA JAHAN TANDURUSTEEE HIA WAHAN :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shabo 0 Posted November 19, 2003 :hi: Hiiii I got sent some funny poetry.. I wanted to share it with u HOWI JO DALL GIRAAN OR SABZIA MEEHNGI KITCHEN MAIN JAKAY BHALA KIA WO DIL NAWAZ KARAY MAMALAT E MUHABBAT KA AB YEA ALAM HAY MAIN PYAR PYAR KARO OR WO PYAZ PYAZ KARAY BIJA AY CAR WO BIVI NAI IMPORT KARTAY HAIN AGERCHA IS KA BAKHAIRAY MAIN BHI PAISA KAMM NAHI LAGTA KAHA EK SHAKS NAY IMPORTED KAY BARAY MAIN YEA WO DOULAT HAY JISS KA PORT PER CUSTOM NAHI LAGTA LIFAFA KHOUBSORAT OR DILKASH THA JO KALL POUNCHA WO QARTAAS HASEEEN DIL SAY LAGA LAINAY KAY QABIL THA MAIN SAMJHA THA MAIRI MARIUM NAY MUJH KO YAAD FARMAYA LAPAK KER JUB OSAY KHOULA TO DEEKHA GAS KA BILL THA PAISH LOCKET KIA TO FARMAYA YEA TO MUJH SAY BHI KHOUBSORAT HAY JUB DIA DIL TO BOLLI REHNAY DO IS TAKALLUF KI KIA ZAROORAT HAY Sx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 20, 2003 Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, >laakh rupaye ki bat thi, >do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah) > >Maine tujhe dekha >Dekhta raha, >Dekhta hi gaya........ >Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya > >Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath >Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad; >Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main >"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad" > >Taj Mahal kya cheez hai >main to usse bhi bada mahal banaoonga, >aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi, >main to tujhe zinda hi dafna doonga. > > >KAASH TERE CHEHRE PE >CHICKENPOX KE DAAG HOTE >CHAND TO TUM HO HI >SITARE BHI SAATH HOTE > >Jise samjha Leher Pepsi >Woh nikla Jeher Pepsi >Jise samjha Coca Cola >Woh nikla Dhoka Cola >Ab piyo Wine and Whisky >Life hoga No More Risky > >Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri >Dilne kaha dildar nikla < BR>Par haire meri footi kismat >Nahaya hua sardar nikla > >Zindagi to hum bhi jee rahe the, >Taqdeer humari kharab nikli >Tajmahal hum bhi bana sakte the, >Mumtaz humari bewafa nikli > >Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye >Hum unhe yaad karen >Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye > >Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai >Koi humse bhi ishq kare >Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai > >Aansu ko ankhon ki >Dehliz pe laya na karo. >Apne dil ki halat >Kisiko bataya na karo. >Log mutthi bhar namak liye >Ghoom rahe hain >Apne zakhm kisiko >Dikhaya na karo. > >Mohabbat ki shamma jalake to dekho, >Zara dil ki duniya saja kar to dekho, >Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna, >Zara humse nazaren milake to dekho. > >Log ishq karte hain, >Bade shor ke saath. >Humne bhi kiya, >Bade zor ke saath. >Magar ab karenge, >Thoda gaur ke saath. >Kyonki kal usko dekha, >Kisi aur ke saath. > > > >Ta mam umar zindagi se door rahe, >Teri khushi ke liye tujse door rahe >Ab is se badkar wafa ki saza kya hogi >Ki tere hokar bhi tujse door rahe. > >Ankhen apki ho, par ansu mere >Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri >Dil apka ho, par dhadkan meri >Zindagi ke akhri mod par dua hogi yahi >Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri. > >Jab bhi apse milne ki takdeer nazar ayi >Mujhe pavon main bandhi zanzeer nazar ayi >Teri yaad main nikal pade mere aansu >Har aansu main teri tasweer nazar ayi. > >Talaash karo koyi tumhe mil jayega >Magar humari tarah tumhe kaun chahega >Zaroor koyi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega >Magar hamara dil kahan se layega. > >Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke >Adha piya aur adha chod diya >Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar >Nahin koi Vim Bar >Jo thodasa lagaya aur bas hogaya.......!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
umair.zm 0 Posted November 21, 2003 shabo n nadan u guysss r reallly too good "HUMEIN KIRAEY K GHAR SAY NIKAL DIA GAYA YEH KEH KAR, HUMEIN KIRAEY K GHAR SAY NIKAL DIA GAYA YEH KEH KAR, K TU SHAHEEN HAI BASERA KAR PAHARON KI CHATANO PER Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arsii 0 Posted November 22, 2003 very nice funny poetries ma friends kep that up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shabo 0 Posted November 22, 2003 shabo n nadan u guysss r reallly too good "HUMEIN KIRAEY K GHAR SAY NIKAL DIA GAYA YEH KEH KAR, HUMEIN KIRAEY K GHAR SAY NIKAL DIA GAYA YEH KEH KAR, K TU SHAHEEN HAI BASERA KAR PAHARON KI CHATANO PER Umair ur joke made me Sx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 22, 2003 thanks Umiar. haha tu ab app ko mmilnay chote per ain!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arsii 0 Posted November 22, 2003 very nice umair now listen that father two children of hollywood,one says "my father have beaten you father in fight" other says "wait for next year" first says " why next year your father is learning boxing?" second says "no next year i will have another father better than this one"" hahaha how wasd that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arsii 0 Posted November 23, 2003 thanks nadan now listen that one hansna mana hi aik bar aik andha larka jis ko cycle chalani aati thi or aik hakla larka tha andhe larke ko sabzi or bahre ko doodh lene jana tha lakin dono chezon ki dokan bohat dor thi andha hakle se kehta hi main cycle chalata hoon tum aage beth jaaoo or jab garah aa jaye to mujh ko bata dena woh kehta hai theek hai andha cycle chalani sooro kerta hai samne aik grha aata hi hakla kehta hai ga ga ga ga ga jab woh doono garhe main gir jate hain to woh kehta hai garah aa gaya andha kehta hai abe choop Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 24, 2003 mm samjh nahee aii :(.. well arsii post these jokes in smile section so all can enjoy!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arsii 0 Posted November 30, 2003 hmm nadan tum ne saray joke ka kachraa banaiyaa this is not fair ab tumhein samjh mein nhain ayaa to is mein meray bicharay joke ka kya kasoor achaa c u soon on smile section but shairi is the best ok so listen that one Suggestion If u r interested in one of ur cousins, and u don't have the guts to tell her that u love her a lot......then don't worry at all.. .Some people have something for ya ...and it really works.... if ur that .cousin come to ur place and when u get chance to catch her in kitchen .then go and squeeze her ...... if she turns back and passes a beautiful smile then...... Congratulations ........she loves u too......... .But..... if she turns and Hold her CHIMTA or DOYEEEEeee ......then just hold ur breath and start claping and saying BAJI DER GAEEEN --------BAJI DER GAEEEN......... nadan plzz ab is ko samajh janaaa waqaee nadan ho Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted November 30, 2003 hah arsi got this one!.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fati 0 Posted November 30, 2003 Door sey dekha to paani baras raha tha Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Paas gaya to bheeg gaya Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke? Himaalaya ki choti pey too jaa pahunchey aur khuda tumse puchey? Abey gadhey. ab utregaa kaisey Door se dekha to sher lag raha tha Door se dekha to sher ag raha tha Iss liyey paas gaya hi nahi Jisey dil diya woh dilli chali gayi jisey pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi dil ne kaha khud kushi (sucide) kar le zaalim bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi Mainey tujhey sau-sau khat likhey, tuney kisi ka bhi jawaab nahin diya; kahin terey dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahin? Woh chham chham karkey aayee Aur chham chham karkey chalee gayee Main sindoor kaa dubba lekar khada raha Woh Raakhee bandh key chalee gayee. Gum woh cheez hai. Gum woh cheez hai. Jis sey kaghaz chipkaya jaata hai, TERI ZULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA TERI ZULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA SAR MUNDWA LEY TO SAVERAA HO JAEY. WOH SADAK KEY IS PAAR THI, HUM SADAK KE US PAR THEY KUCH HUM AAGEY BADHEY, KUCH VOH AAGEY BADHI HUM KUCH AUR AAGEY BADHEY, VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGEY BADHI HUM KUCH AUR AAGEY BADHEY, VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGEY BADHI AB HUM SADAK KEY US PAAR THEY, AUR VOH SADAK KEY IS PAAR THI. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arsii 0 Posted December 7, 2003 wow thats realy gr8 fati keep that up and nadan thankGod tum samajh gayee us joke ko ab yeh suno bhola at Kaun Banega Karodpati" show!!! Bhola at the "Kaun Banega Karodpati" show!!! Bhola goes to 'Kaun Banega Karodpati' show. Amitabh Bachchan asks him, "Bholaji aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?" Bhola : " Pitaaji ke saath". Amitabh : "Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?" Bhola : "Hmm.... yes." Amitabh : "Amm.... kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka?" Bhola : "Hmm... OK." Amitabh : "Array Bholaji, main aapse aapke pitaji ka naam poochh raha hoon" Bhola : "Pehle mujhe chaar options to do ! ! !" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NaDaN 0 Posted December 7, 2003 HAHA @ Fati and Arsii!.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
