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thanks for ur appreciation add and rahia

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SALAM 2 ALL :hello:

A MAN WAS GOING TO DROP HIS FRIEND IN ACAR.IT WAS SNOW FALLING

OUTSIDE AND BCZ OF SNOWFALLING THAT NIGH WAS REALLY DARK.EVERY TIME

THE CAR WAS GOING ON THE WRONG WAY ONE OF THE FRIEND SAID WHY YOU NOT GO OUT OF THE CAR AND CLEAN THE WINDSCREEN BUT THE THE OTHER SAID ICAN NOT EVEN DO THAT AT THE MOMENT SAID WHY

BECAUSE I HAD LEFT MY GLASSES AT HOME.

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salam 2 all

saman nice stuff keep sharing

one from my side

When Gavaskar finds out that there has been released, a movie, in Australia called "Gavaskar", he is very happy. He plans to

watch it and gets a ticket for Australia at once. With great difficulty he manages to get a ticket and very happily he goes to see

the movie. But when he comes out of the cinema he is very angry!

He goes straight to the director of the movie and says, "What do you mean by this? You named your movie `Gavaskar`, but didn’t

show anything about me in it!".

The director of the movie laughs and says, "So now you understand the problem? You people too made a movie called `Border`,

but did you show anything about Allan Border in it?"

Regards

its me

AD

Edited by ADD

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SALAM 2 ALL :hello:

<<ADD IT's NICE & :laughing::laughing:

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once sardar ji went to a shop and asked the

shop keeper to have the small t.v

the shop keeper denied and said that we do not sale it to sardarz

then sardar ji went home,changed the dress and again came back to that shop and said i want that small tv.

again the shop keeper refused to give it to the sardarz

this time sardar ji became red hot with anger and

went home made his look totally changed and after 2 dayz went to that shop again and asked for that small tv.

the shopkeeper again denied to give it to sardarz then sardar ji shook his head and asked from the shop keeper that how come he has been recognizing me all the time the shop keeper replied "bcoz the thing u r saying small tv. is actually a micro wave oven."

:)

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:laughing:

u kno the one with the t.v i heard it b4...but it was on a blonde lol!z

anywayz nice both of u!!!

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once a sardar ji bought a pack of butter from a shop immediately after he bought that pack he threw it in the air the shop keeper asked from sardar ji "why he threw the butter in the air". sardar ji replied "because i want to see butter-fly"

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MUNNA GHAR A GIYA

Call any unknown phone number and if a female anwsers , ask her

"Munna hai kiya?"

Whoever picks up the phone will say

"No wrong number".

Again call after five-minuntes and ask

"Munna hai kya?"

She will reasonably be annoyed and say

"No this is wrong number".

Again call

"Munna aa gaya kya ghar ?"

She will say, "Aap ka dimaagh kharaab hai kya?! Kyoon peechay para gayay ho?!"

Again call after five-minutes

"Munna ko phone dena."

She will cry and will start cursing you .

Then you just drop the phone.

Call after another five-minutes , "Main Munna bol raha hoon, mera koi phone to nahi aya na? :P

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ik dafa ik admi apne purane dost se kafi arse ke baad mila tu dost ne us se sawal kiya ke bhai "kya haal hai tumhare baal bachoon ka"

dost ne jawab diya bhai "ik beeta engineer ban gaya,ik doctor ban gaya aur ik professor ban gaya" tu dosre dost ne kaha tu chotha beeta bhi tu tha us kakya hoa is per us ne jawab diya ke "woh nalaik nikla aur hajam ban gaya" tu pehle dost ne kaha ke us koghar se kyun nahin nikal deete tu jawab main dosre dost ne kaha "kis tarah nikaloon ghar ka kharcha hi woh chala raha hai" :)

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SALAM 2 ALL

IT's NICE RAIHA & :laughing::laughing:

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SALAM 2 ALL

MAJID BHAI KAHAN SAY LAYTAY HAIN JOKES :laughing::laughing:

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:laughing:

yeh in kay apnay real life experience pay likhay hooway hain :P

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haan haan ker loo mazak tum sare mujhe kya joker samajh rakha hai :)

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OH NO MAJID BHAI MAINE TU :(

TAREEF KAY LIAY KAHA :)

THA.AGAR LAGA HU TU SORRY FOR THAT. :dontsad:

RAIHA BAAZ AAJAO :P

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i am so0owieeeeeee :weep:

main nai to aween kaha tha....

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i am so0owieeeeeee :weep:

main nai to aween kaha tha....

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Yeh joke k section mein rone done wali posts soot nahi karti...cum on girls Raiha and Saman smile now :D

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A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in

his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address,

and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile...

somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home

from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check

her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and

friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his

mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which

read:

====================================================

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've Reached

Date: 9 June 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me They have

computers here now, and you are allowed to send

e-mails to your loved ones.I've just reached and have

been checked in. see that everything has been

prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward

to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful

as mine was.

Regards,

Your Loving Husband

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ik dafa ik professor sahab ne apna makan change kerna tha tu ik mazdoor ko saman uthane ke liye bula laee aur kaha ke bhai is saman ko uthane ke kitne peese lo gay. mazdoor ne kaha ke professor sahab yeh meez weez, kursi wursi, bed shed, soofa shoofa, fridge wridge in sab ke 500 rupee loon ga. professor ne kaha ke bhai tum Rs. 250 le leena aur weez,wursi,wridge,shed aur shoofa yahan choor deena. :)

ik dafa ik professor sahab ne ik rikshaw wale se poocha ke bhai aap chirya ghar jaoo gay tu rikshee wale ne kaha ke haan ji zaroor tu professor sahab ne kaha ke jao bhai yahan khare mera munh kya deekh rahe hoo. :)

ik dafa ik larka ik larki ke sath car main ja raha tha tu larki ne larke se kaha ke tum ik hath se driving ker sakte ho tu larke ne bare fakhar se kaha ke haan kyun nahin tu larki ne kaha phir doosre hath se apni naak saaf ker loo. :)

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a teacher asked 2 student ........if i cut 2 bananas & 2 apples in 10 pieces each..............what would i get?

he answered................JUST A FRUIT SALAD

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ik dafa aam ke bagh main mali ne ik bache ko darakht per se pakra aur poocha k bhai tum yahan kya ker rahe ho tu bache ne jawab diya ke "woh aap ke aam neeche gire the unhain upper laga raha tha" :)

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ik dafa aam ke bagh main mali ne ik bache ko darakht per se pakra aur poocha k bhai tum yahan kya ker rahe ho tu bache ne jawab diya ke "woh aap ke aam neeche gire the unhain upper laga raha tha"  :)

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:laughing::laughing:

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aik hero numa nojawan aik hotel meh gaya....samney table peh aik larke behte thee...ush ko tanha deekha tuh ush neh larke seh ijazaat mange keh kuch deer ush keh paas beeth kahey....larke neh kaha..haan keoun nahe............abhe ush nojawan neh larke ko apnetaraf maheel karna shuroo kya......keh meh neh app ko kaheen deekha hei..app ka naam b maloom heimagar ish waat apni yadaast peh gusaa aah raha hei keh app ka naam ish waqat yaad nahe aah raha...samaj meh nahe aahta keh app ko kis naam seh pukaroun.......

larke neh aik child ko apney paas bolaya aur kaha keh yeh bhachah mujy mami kehta hei..ish keh papa mujy begaam kahty hein.app mujy aapii keh sakhty hein.

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well khurshid good joke :)

ik dafa ik khan kisi hotel main gaee aur poocha ke bhai dal rooti kitne ki hai tu hotel wale ne kaha ke dal ki plate 10 rupe ki hai aur rooti free hai tu khan ne kaha ke "bas aaj khan baba rooti hi khaee ga

do sardar ji ja rahe the ke ik bola yar hum soraj pe chalte hain tu doosra bolake yaar woh tu bohot garam hota hai tu pehla sardar ne kaha ke koi baat nahin hum raat ko chale jaeen gay.

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