kurios 0 Posted November 14, 2005 First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, "Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mother asked?" In one voice they all replied, "You, Daddy!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:either the car is new or the wife Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
khurshid4lov 0 Posted November 17, 2005 1 st frnd=yar kaash meh lizard hota.............. 2 nd frnd= hann kya matlab? 1st frnd=coz mehre wife lizards seh bout darte hei Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bakhshiimtiaz 0 Posted January 28, 2006 A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. SABAQ KIA MILLA : To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bakhshiimtiaz 0 Posted January 28, 2006 Aik daffa aik chhota parinda (little bird) was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him! SABAQ KIA HUA 1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3) And when you're in deep shit, but warm and happy, keep your mouth shut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kurios 0 Posted March 6, 2006 do sardar ji apas me bateen ker rahe the ke ik sardar ji ne kaha ke yaar hum loog suraj pe chalte hain tu ik sardar ji bole ke oa pagal ho gaya hai suraj per itni garmi hoti hai jal jaeen gay hum tu doosra sardar ji kehta hai ker is me kya masla hai hum loog raat ko chalee jain gay na... ik dafa ik accident hoa tu zare loog hajum bana ker ird gird jama ho gai pass se sardar ji bhi guzar rahe the unhoon ne kaha ke dekhoon yeh hai kon lekin logoon ke hajoom ki wajah se un ko nazar kuch nahi aa raha tha sardar ji ne shoor machana shoro ker diya ke hatoo hatoi yeh mera baap hai hatoo sare loog hat gaee tu sardar ji ne deekha ke ik gadha mara para hai.... bas phir sardar ji nivi pa ke nikal gaeee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dako 0 Posted February 21, 2007 ik sardar shop pr indian flag kharednay gaya.. shopkeeper nay flag dekhaya..... suppose what will be the question of sardar to shop keepwr? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . es main ur colour dekhao :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nice Friend 1 Posted December 4, 2007 A Sheikh Sahab on his death bead Salma, my wife, where r u? Wife replied. "Yes i m here". " My sons, my Gransons, r u all here"? Yes, Papa Tay Fir nal de kamre da pakha te band karo :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mansoor 0 Posted March 8, 2008 lolzz at sardar jiii :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinky 31 Posted March 16, 2008 (edited) Professor and Student After having failed his exam in "Logic and Law", a student goes and Confronts his lecturer about it. Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. " Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?" Student: "What is Legal... but not Logical, Logical... but not Legal, and neither Logical... nor Legal?" Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question. He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is Legal, but not Logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is Logical, but not Legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither Legal, Nor Logical." Edited March 16, 2008 by chinky Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted March 16, 2008 yh joke hai ya koi story Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted March 30, 2008 3 sardar bed per soo rahy thy un teeno ko jagah theek sy nhi mill rhi thi phr 1 sardar nichay ssony laga... 2nd sardar oyee ! ab jagah hoogai hai upper aaja Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paree 0 Posted March 30, 2008 HE HEEE HE HEE LAGTA HE SARDAAR JEE KEE SAMAJH AAP K JITNEE HEE THEEE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted March 30, 2008 lolzz har cheex main mjhy xaroor laana @ Topic najanyy wo hm sy kia chupati thi.. kch tha us k hoonto pe magar na janay q sharmaati thi............... jab hm ny mou khul waya to pata chalaaaaaaaaaaa saaali naswaar lagatii thi Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinky 31 Posted March 30, 2008 WA IS PA HASNA THA RAMZZZZZ....................... RAAT KO NEEND NEHE AATI DIN KO CHAIN NEHE AATA JAB MAIN NE DIL SAY POOCHAA K KIAA YEHE PYAAR HAY DIL NE KAHA NEHE * * ** * ** ** ** * * * * * ** *LOAD SHADING KI WJAH SAY SAB KA YEHE HAAL HAY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nice Friend 1 Posted March 30, 2008 True Bravery is 2 arrive home late @ night, fully drunk, cigratte in hand, wife waiting 4 u wid a JHAROO in her hand and u ask: Sweetie abhi tak safai kar rahi h0000 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted March 30, 2008 wife : jab tum desi peety hoo to paroo khty hooo jab whisky peety hoo to darling khty hoo aaj kya pee kay aay hoo jo churail khrahay hoo husband: aaj to main hoosh mai aaya hOn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paree 0 Posted March 30, 2008 WA IS PA HASNA THA RAMZZZZZ....................... RAAT KO NEEND NEHE AATI DIN KO CHAIN NEHE AATA JAB MAIN NE DIL SAY POOCHAA K KIAA YEHE PYAAR HAY DIL NE KAHA NEHE * * ** * ** ** ** * * * * * ** *LOAD SHADING KI WJAH SAY SAB KA YEHE HAAL HAY very very funny hans hans k thak gayee magar hansee naheen ruk rahee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roshni 1 Posted March 31, 2008 hahahahahahahahah..........lolz Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramz 8 Posted March 31, 2008 BijLi Gai PanI AaYA SADDAr parVEEx musharaaf nY DhOoL bAjAyA BEnAZeEr nY gAaNa GaYA aUR sURMaYA lAGaYA kE NAwAAz ShareeF Ny fARmAya AAshIq bAnaYA AshIq BANAYa Aap nY Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
