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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, "Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mother asked?"

In one voice they all replied, "You, Daddy!"

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:either the car is new or the wife

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1 st frnd=yar kaash meh lizard hota..............

2 nd frnd= hann kya matlab?

1st frnd=coz mehre wife lizards seh bout darte hei

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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

SABAQ KIA MILLA :cook: :

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

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Aik daffa aik chhota parinda (little bird)

was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

SABAQ KIA HUA :drive2:

1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.

2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

3) And when you're in deep shit, but warm and happy, keep your mouth shut.

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do sardar ji apas me bateen ker rahe the ke ik sardar ji ne kaha ke yaar hum loog suraj pe chalte hain tu ik sardar ji bole ke oa pagal ho gaya hai suraj per itni garmi hoti hai jal jaeen gay hum tu doosra sardar ji kehta hai ker is me kya masla hai hum loog raat ko chalee jain gay na...

ik dafa ik accident hoa tu zare loog hajum bana ker ird gird jama ho gai pass se sardar ji bhi guzar rahe the unhoon ne kaha ke dekhoon yeh hai kon lekin logoon ke hajoom ki wajah se un ko nazar kuch nahi aa raha tha sardar ji ne shoor machana shoro ker diya ke hatoo hatoi yeh mera baap hai hatoo sare loog hat gaee tu sardar ji ne deekha ke ik gadha mara para hai.... bas phir sardar ji nivi pa ke nikal gaeee

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ik sardar shop pr indian flag kharednay gaya..

shopkeeper nay flag dekhaya.....

suppose what will be the question of sardar to shop keepwr?

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es main ur colour dekhao :P

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A Sheikh Sahab on his death bead

Salma, my wife, where r u?

Wife replied. "Yes i m here".

" My sons, my Gransons, r u all here"?

Yes, Papa

Tay Fir nal de kamre da pakha te band karo :D

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lolzz at sardar jiii :D

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Professor and Student

After having failed his exam in "Logic and Law", a student goes and Confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"

Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"

Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.

If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go.

If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "

Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"

Student: "What is Legal... but not Logical, Logical... but not Legal, and neither Logical... nor Legal?"

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is Legal, but not Logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is Logical, but not Legal.

The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither Legal, Nor Logical." :laughing:

Edited by chinky

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yh joke hai ya koi story :biggrin:

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3 sardar bed per soo rahy thy

un teeno ko jagah theek sy nhi mill rhi thi

phr 1 sardar nichay ssony laga...

2nd sardar oyee ! ab jagah hoogai hai upper aaja

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HE HEEE HE HEE

LAGTA HE SARDAAR JEE KEE SAMAJH AAP K JITNEE HEE THEEE :tongue::biggrin:

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lolzz har cheex main mjhy xaroor laana :crying::biggrin:

@ Topic

najanyy wo hm sy kia chupati thi..

kch tha us k hoonto pe magar na janay q sharmaati thi...............:smile:

jab hm ny mou khul waya to pata chalaaaaaaaaaaa

saaali naswaar lagatii thi :banghead:

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WA IS PA HASNA THA RAMZZZZZ....................... :tongue:

RAAT KO NEEND NEHE AATI

DIN KO CHAIN NEHE AATA

JAB MAIN NE DIL SAY POOCHAA

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KIAA YEHE PYAAR HAY

DIL NE KAHA NEHE

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*LOAD SHADING KI WJAH SAY SAB KA YEHE HAAL HAY

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True Bravery is 2 arrive home late @ night, fully drunk, cigratte in hand, wife waiting 4 u wid a JHAROO in her hand and u ask:

Sweetie abhi tak safai kar rahi h0000

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lolzzzzzzzz

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wife : jab tum desi peety hoo to paroo khty hooo

jab whisky peety hoo to darling khty hoo

aaj kya pee kay aay hoo jo churail khrahay hoo

husband: aaj to main hoosh mai aaya hOn

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WA IS PA HASNA THA RAMZZZZZ....................... :tongue:

RAAT KO NEEND NEHE AATI

DIN KO CHAIN NEHE AATA

JAB MAIN NE DIL SAY POOCHAA

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KIAA YEHE PYAAR HAY

DIL NE KAHA NEHE

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*LOAD SHADING KI WJAH SAY SAB KA YEHE HAAL HAY

very very funny

hans hans k thak gayee magar hansee naheen ruk rahee.

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BijLi Gai PanI AaYA SADDAr

parVEEx musharaaf nY DhOoL bAjAyA

BEnAZeEr nY gAaNa GaYA aUR

sURMaYA lAGaYA kE

NAwAAz ShareeF Ny fARmAya

AAshIq bAnaYA AshIq BANAYa Aap nY

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